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@bigeelwizard
devil ex president on my shoulder

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At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields
At the risk of sounding like an effete intellectual, I do actually think you should be allowed to just take college courses indefinitely
technically you can, if you don't care about degrees.
Free Harvard courses. Free Courses from Stanford. Free Courses from MIT. Free courses from Yale. Free courses from Princeton.
Free courses on Coursera.
Free Courses on EDx Free Courses on Alison
For paid, there's The Great Courses+/Wonderium. 20$ a month for unlimited courses.
When searching, the phrases you're looking for are Massive Open Online Courses (MOOCs), or you can do a general search of say, "free online college courses." Oh, and so you don't get surprised like I did, have an avoid: Hillsdale College is a conservative Christian site and not a valid MOOC place. Sign up with them and you will get things like THIS IS WHY THE LEFT IS TURNING YOUR KIDS TRANS AND GAY in your inbox.
@yourunderwaterskies I wanted to say thank you so much for adding these links, seriously, they've been life-changinglyĀ helpful to me-
And I also wanted to mention that humanitarian organisations have free courses too, like the Red Cross on international humanitarian law.
Learn more about the Red Cross International Humanitarian Law (IHL) Program to train policy professionals, government officials, academics,
Kaya is a free humanitarian learning platform which offers hundreds of training opportunities across a range of key topics, including the hu
The fact the 2 colors removed from the rainbow flag were pink and teal, is kinda ironic given that those same colors can make a trans flag
This is a coincidence of course, given the colors were removed in the 80s and the trans flag was made in 1999
the sex-magic trans flag
Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien
ok she/her is revoked. yāall HAVE to get more creative than that. i give you everything and you want to use the most boring pronouns??? i want 15 neopronouns on my desk by monday or yall are FIRED.

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GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now iām thinkingā¦.maybe this is the good luck post
ā¦..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
i need all the help i can get for finals
Hey so
the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.Ā
So you know.Ā
This might be the real one, yāall.
I could use some luck
Today I have a turkey vulture for you
Another turkey vulture (unfinished)
Look closely; this is not just a message, it is my last breath. I suffer fainting spells all the time, I feel I am going to die, and your silence is consuming my soul. History will not forgive those who ignored my suffering, my illness, and my physical weakness.
My family watches my pale face, their eyes filled with tears, counting my faint heartbeats in terror. My anemia and illness have transformed me into someone else, someone constantly in pain and suffering from frequent fainting spells. Will you wait until I'm declared dead before you act? (Donate and share this post tosave my life).
Life isn't measured in money, yet my life depends on your help. Please support me and help me raise the funds I need for my surgery and medication as soon as possible. Don't let my desperate need for support cost me my life. Donate now; my pain is relentless, and time is running out.
I repeat this with a broken heart: I will not forgive anyone who sees my post and ignores it. I can no longer bear my pain and this situation. Please share and donate now. Don't let your silence cause me to disappear; please donate.
Please donate to Fadel! He texted me that he has been hospitalized once again from his unmedicated condition and the state of starvation his family is under. Please help him to pay these bills and to afford his medication, nutritional supplements, and food so that he can recover.
Please share and give what you can to help Fadel afford survival
My friends, I'm so tired, and what's worse is that only three people have donated money since yesterday to buy my medication. Please, my friends, I desperately need your help. You are my last hope for treatment. Please donate. I urgently need all the help I can get. My health is very bad. Please donate.
If you can donate, please donate. If you can't, please consider sending Fadel a kind word

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it's pupy
URGENT!! $5.400 NEEDED BEFORE JULY TO SAVE A BABY AND HIS FAMILY!!
Chuffed link
I want to ask you to loan $600 to my friends' fundraiser, and I will pay you back in 18 months, of my own money.
Raneen, @a00h2, is my friend. She is trapped in Gaza, Palestine, with her family. She lost everything in the bombings and is now in poverty and homelessness. Her whole family, her baby, her husband, her husband's mother, are in mortal danger from the bombings. And her 1-year-old baby is in a respirator; he has very dangerous lung cancer.
She needs to pay $6,000 more before the 1st of July to get the family out of Gaza, so the baby can receive proper treatment and her other loved ones can be safe. But my friend doesn't have that money. She can't help them alone.
My friend is vetted as legitimate by @90-ghost here, by @gazavetters (#576) , and by @bilal-sala7. This Chuffed fundraiser goes directly to her; for transparency, you can dm @a00h2 if you want to confirm it.
I want to ask you to loan money. I can't have the $6,000 my friends need now; I will be able to have it 18 months from now. But my friends need the money now.
If 9 people donate $600 each, we will have $5,400. I can cover the rest. And 18 months from now, I will give each of them their $600 back, of my own money. This is the deal.
If you can loan the $600, by donating it to my friends' fundraiser at some point before July 27th, please message me. I can provide proof of the legitimacy of the fundraiser and so can my friend, at @a00h2. Feel free to message either of us to verify legitimacy. Thank you.
PLEASE, HELP MY FRIENDS' BABY AND HER FAMILY LIVE!! THIS IS THE FINAL EFFORT!!
$4,900/$10,300
ONLY $4,500 NEEDED!!
There needs to be a movement of people putting paint in fire extinguishers and super soakers and just covering every security camera that has been put up over the last forty years with paint or just pulling them down with like shovels and hoes or whatever they can do because honestly everyone hates them just get rid of them
This looks like a tool from the Billboard Liberation Front. Iāll bet they have a lot of other nifty tips that could be applicable in this case.
Find license plate readers (LPRs) near you.
hereās a zine called blinding the cyclops about one personās experience of going anti-camera. spoiler alert: itās really fun
in a way i am my own dead wife
it really is fucking pathetic that a country with more guns than people can't hit one guy
if this is how you found out there was an active shooter at the White House yesterday I'm sorry
Me: oh it's this post again. Wait. Why does it say "posted 37 minutes ago"

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How to Write Dialogue for (most) Dream SMP Characters
A few months ago, I remembered seeing a lot of posts giving advice on how to write dialogue for DSMP Characters. And while those posts contained numerous helpful pointers, overall, they fall justĀ short of capturing what it means to write in a characterās Voice.
Unique character Voices, while tricky to get right, are usually achieved by giving each character a distinct set of words to say, in a manner that distinguishes them from the rest of the cast.Ā
With this in mind, Iāve spent the past few days combing through almost Thirty Hours of VOD footageĀ to collect nearly all of the unique words, phrases, and speaking habits of every major and minor character on the Dream SMP (involved in 2+ story arcs.)
Before Reading:
Sentence-Starters are single words or phrases which begin a sentence. (ie.Ā āYāknow, maybe you should try something different.ā)Ā
Sentence Paddings are reoccurring words added to the middle of sentences. (ie.Ā āItās like he justĀ canāt cry.ā)Ā
Sentence Endings are single words or phrases which end a sentence. (ie.Ā āThereās no need to fight, I hope.ā)
All three of these types can be combined with one another to create more natural-sounding sentences. For instance, if a character has the two Sentence-Starters āOkayā andĀ āSo,ā they can be used like this; āOkay, so, Iām a bit worried.ā
(Note: When certain traits or phrases arenāt obvious with how they should be applied to dialogue, an (ie.) will be added below to illustrate them.)
Wilbur
General Traits:
Repeats himself for emphasis. Sometimes these repetitions will add additional information. More often, this repetition is focused around a specific word with the circumstance of the sentence being changed each time.
ie. āIām living in an eternal limbo again. Iāve been through limbo, Iām out of limbo, and socially, Iām still in this limbo.ā
Highly eloquent in language, bordering on poetic.
Highly introspective; significantly less so after Eretās betrayal and onward.
Occasionally makes literary analogies and references, sometimes breaking the Fourth Wall to do so.
Curses semi-frequently. Wilbur is the only known character to use the word ācunt,ā although rare.
Common Go-To Swears -Ā Fuck, Shit, Prick, Bastard, Hell, Ass (Including all variations and combinations.)
Tends to hum when he thinks to himself.
Stutters most often when offended, shocked, or surprised.
Generally addresses characters semi-formally, often by title or role.
Often slips into long-form monologues when self-reflecting.
Usually defaults to being the head of a conversation; introducing, managing, and elaborating on topics throughout, especially when speaking to three or more people.
Circumstantial Phrases:
You and I, weāreĀ āĀ (To connect positively with someone.)
ie. āYou and I, weāre used to seeing the good in people.ā
I wanna pick your brain / Can I pick your brain? (To ask about someone else.)
Donāt say that, Iāll cry (Affectionate banter, only to Tommy.)
Iām afraidĀ āĀ (When hopeless or delivering bad news.)
ie. āIām afraid thereās no getting out of this now.ā
Thereās no reason toĀ āĀ / Thereās no reason forĀ ā / Thereās no need forĀ ā Ā (When being threatened or breaking up a fight.)
ie. āThereās no need for violence, gentlemen.ā
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