Im bad with words

@bisexual-engineer-girl

This fills both the met ts

i support women's wrongs

i have literally never fallen in battle. only tripped gracefully with tasteful panty shot

Baby onesie that says “future Microsoft excel user”

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

people will go "why are you criticizing my behaviors? you're just dividing the community and preventing us from working against the real problem: the system" and then not fight the system

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

me practicing internet safety Hey who wants to know where i’m at in my menstrual cycle this month

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

there’s this thing that happens on this website that’s like the opposite of pissing on the poor and is far better but also still somewhat annoying when you post something where the point is implied and then someone else adds the point you were making in a reblog as though they are like, adding something new and insightful to the post. eg you can post something about a female scientist from the 1800s having her intellect undervalued in her time and someone else is going to add like “that’s so crazy… i think they were treating her this way due to misogyny” and like well yes. i mean… yeah. you got it

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.