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If this is plot relevant, I'll eat my hat. Which i don't have.

I'll go buy a hat and then eat it.

#the adventures of elliot #princess heuria #my gameplay #shitpost

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...ok, I feel a little better about how airheaded I sounded on that last call I took

big-golyat

I have an idea for your next call, courtesy of Jim Davis

1, 21, 41, 43

:3

1. Can you whistle?

I can! Not at the level where people want me to whistle, but I can reliably make whatever pitch I want within my range.

21. Do you talk to yourself?

I mean, I need SOMEONE to talk to who gets me, right?

But seriously, yes. I sometimes have trouble saying things clearly when asked, so if I know a question is coming, I'll practice my answer to myself. And potential followups.

Also I'll do it while cooking a recipe with lots of steps, just to help me remember them all.

41. Do you have tattoos?

I WANT tattoos, but I haven't settled on a design. Probably something to do with my children's names, but in the worst case, Shuckle holding a greatsword is a good fallback plan.

43. Are you superstitious?

I try not to be. Superstition is rooted in pattern recognition, and if there's a pattern, there's also a reason behind it. I'd rather find the reason than believe in the pattern.

#if this is how you find out i have children that's totally understandable #i try not to share too much about my personal life‚ which is easy to do when your don't share much at all #random asks #goly's personal post

6, 28, 34

6. Banana bread, with or without walnuts?

Whatever floats your boat. Heck, if adding raisins is what it takes for you to get through the day, then you do you.

I'll pass on walnuts in mine, though. Save the crunch'ems for cookies.

28. What was the last thing you looked for online?

Sadly, it was for my job. I had to look up whether an output parameter in a SQL Server stored procedure is set during the execution of the procedure or after. The answer is after, and it's actually an important part of my current work project.

34. How many continents have you been to?

The boring number: just North America. Within that, I've been to three Canadian provinces, three cities in Mexico, and about 10 states.

#regarding the continent one‚ one of my life goals is to travel the world and try a bunch of its different traditional foods #that's still a very long ways off though. like retirement age way off #how am i supposed to tag these types of posts #random asks #goly's personal post #yeah pay those look good to me

apolladay

Yet Another Random Ask Game

Can you whistle?

How long have you known your best friend?

Favourite flower?

Have you seen the last person you texted naked?

Can you speak piglatin?

Banana bread, with or without walnuts?

Are you currently wearing anything blue?

Have you ever been in an ambulance?

Is your belly button an innie; outie or inbetweenie?

Green grapes or red grapes?

How's the weather where you are?

Can you play an instrument?

Guilty pleasure song?

What was the last thing you ate?

What is your zodiac sign?

Top 3 pizza toppings. Cheese doesn't count.

How long have you been on Tumblr.com?

What's something you've only ever done once and hated every minute of it?

Are you right handed or left handed or ambidextrous?

Have you been outside yet today?

Do you talk to yourself?

Are your nails painted right now?

Favourite condiment?

Do you have vivid dreams?

Are you vegetarian or vegan?

Favourite colour of the rainbow?

Have you been to your nation's capital?

What was the last thing you looked for online?

How many languages do you speak fluently?

Have you ever been hypnotized?

Do you have a job?

Are you blocked by anyone to your knowledge?

Have you had a post break containment?

How many continents have you been to?

What was the last thing you bought online?

Favourite potato chip flavour?

Do you have a lucky number?

Have you drank water today?

Top 5 desserts.

Have you been a part of a bridal party?

Do you have tattoos?

How many pillows do you sleep with?

Are you superstitious?

Do you like yogurt?

How many meals have you had today?

Have you ever seen snow?

Top 5 comfort movies?

Have you ever met any celebrities?

Are you wearing socks right now?

What was the last animal you touched?

#to my three active followers: i'm trying to post more often so please do this

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achesspiece

the real moral lesson in chess is that you can only move forwards 5-6 times in your life before you're turned into a beautiful queen but also rarely you might be turned into a horse

#there's also a possibility of turning into a clergyman or a defensive fortification #i'm still holding out hope for this being my retirement plan

Gonna invent the truck butt. It's like truck nuts, but a butt. It goes over the tailpipe and makes it look like your car is constantly farting as it runs

#credit goes to my child for the idea. i guess this can be her college fund #goly's personal post #shitpost

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do you have a hobby that's expensive as fuck

yes

no

all of them

absolutely 0!!!!

results

Voting ended onJun 30

#the average high level magic deck now costs around $700 USD #and they just keep printing more of the little fuckers and i just keep buying them one single at a time #it's the entire reason why i don't play “meta” decks

aahsoup

when a mutuals struggling but you know you can't say anything to help so you just like their post and hope they know they're not alone

oddarette

Shuckle, but made out of gummy worms ✨

#i remember a few years ago there was a bot network on twitter that saw people saying “i want this on a shirt”#that would steal whatever art the tweet was referring to and try to sell it on t shirts #i don't want to awaken their wrath but i REALLY want this on half of my wardrobe including formal wear

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Quote of the day

33 and 38 for the ask meme. 👀

33. What words make me feel the best about myself?

There's not much I can say to myself that makes me feel better, since I know the guy saying those words and I also know that he's full of shit.

That being said, every time my daughter tells me that she loves me, it makes me feel like I've done at least one thing right by her. And that feeling is about as good at it gets

38. My childhood career choice?

I had so many things that I *said* that I wanted to do when I was a child, but I never actually meant them. I was just being influenced by whatever video game I had recently played. Case in point: in fifth grade, I said I wanted to be a track designer for go-karts, because I had recently gotten Mario Kart 64.

macleod

nosy anons let's go

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0: Height

1: Age

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if…

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What my last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who I wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

#if anyone wants to do this to me then go for it. i don't mind

fussybabybitch-deactivated20181

Dad I know how much you love smashing a ton of apples and one (1) lemon well no longer will you have to use your bare knuckles for such a task

#applesauce speedrun any%

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scissorsaint

(flirting) i could be your problem

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#i think i've got this one: in order‚ ravenclaw hufflepuff gryffindor slytherin

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