you never realize how many pictures are on Tumblr until your internet is bad

a childs most likely abuser is their family or a family friend so no i dont think isolating children to only their families, including online, will protect them ever.

"scythes are impractical as a weapon" ok but does anything else have the Cunt. i think not

MILD hurt/comfort? nuh uh. torture him. sepsis. swept downstream in a frozen river. 6 month convalescence. commit to it.

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

I think maybe I missed the birds and the bees talk after all, I don’t remember this part

that’s the Hawks & Hornets discussion, the more advanced version that covers kinks.

uh, source?

Have you guys noticed how much the internet/technology just does not listen to you anymore? I click “don’t show this artist” on Spotify and I get recommended a music video by them on the front page. I click “skip this update” on a pop up every time I open a file organization app and it’s right back there every time. I click unsubscribe on a newsletter and it keeps showing up in my inbox!! I click “delete my account” and the next time I open the website they suggest I “reactivate”.

The phrase "They don't want it perfect, they want it Friday" does wonders for my productivity.

perfect is the opposite of done