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In honor of Drake getting absolutely slaughtered in this Kendrick beef, I present to you all a compilation of some of Drake's worst lyrics

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Shout-out to @garak in the notes for suggesting this gem

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Sorry I just keep remembering more

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His latest albums gave us another all timer

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This last one made way funnier by the fact that someone on twitter predicted it

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Visit Original Link

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yeah that's about what I expected

marta-bee

Warren Hern has been performing late abortions for half a century. After Roe, he is as busy with patients as ever.

This was an interesting read. Surprisingly nonpreachy given the subject; and well worth the time.

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This is oaywalled but it made me weep with relief to see an honest recounting for once, so I’ve saved some good bits:

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??????

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Silky Anteater a.k.a. Pygmy Anteater (Cyclopes didactylus), family Cyclopedidae, found in southern Mexico, Central America, and the northern half of South America

* Nocturnal

teaboot

THEY ARE MY FAVOURITE ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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twinkhole-destroyer

but babe you love being chained to the radiator

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widehead

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my friend liz downloaded some free audio software a few months ago to do something and now every time she joins a call a female voice says “trial. trial.” and liz doesn’t remember the name of the software or know how to stop it and she doesn’t want to

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my friend liz had her spotify account hacked and literally didn’t realize for a year until I was talking about my decade in review playlist and she looked at hers and it was all brazilian music and she was like oh this explains why I would go to sleep listening to classical music and wake up and it’s playing trap. and also why there are like 30 playlists on my account that I didn’t make. she just thought spotify was like that

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hand to god at some point my friend liz managed to fuck up her install of Portal so bad that it was displaying minecraft textures

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like she’s bringing me dead mice

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tonight she very carefully explained that there’s been a screw rattling around in her laptop for months but today it stopped which means it’s wedged on something and then the image on the screen started sliding sideways but she rebooted three times and now it’s fixed. and then an hour later she dropped from the call

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also she said her laptop bluescreens every time she connects to the school wifi specifically I guess just to round things out

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ankle-beez

the chain of events in this minute and a half clip is so extremely delightful and funny

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kermit and scooter riffing on how their physicality doesn't let them open the envelope to announce the winner. the audience immediately cracking up when it cuts to statler and waldorf because they know what the bit is gonna be. jim henson slipping into the kermit voice accidentally before bouncing back at record speed and riffing on it. richard hunt genuinely laughing at jim's joke but doing so in-character. prime muppets was something else man

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kelzerys

a certified brit made this explainer for our discord of mostly americans and tbh I still don’t fully understand

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ur in luck, here’s a pdf

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bit: i'm a time traveler trying to get caesar to invent caesar salad

me: caesar! you have conquered all lands. none stand before you. what will you do now?

caesar: i think… i will invent a salad

me: what will you call it, your glory?

caesar: julius's salad

me: close

caesar: julius's epic salad

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powerburial

aropride

this was written 100 years ago but it reads like a post i would make on my tumblr blog in 2026

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brown-forking-weed

wearing this hat to your nephew's piano recital and they can't remove me due to the bill of human rights