oh my God roachie despawned

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

a lot of people were krilled

She should be at the club

Official Wednesday post

It's Tuesday

Happy "Not Only Is It Not Friday, It's Not Even Thursday, Official Wednesday, It's Tuesday" Monday, everyone

if there were five Beatles. what kind of world is that?

imagining one more people

fucking the text man for texts one of society's most influential works

Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.

two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

one direction was gonna eat that girl. they bought her for food