I'm tired.

free my girl she did the same things as the celebrated male protagonists but the fandom has labeled her irredeemable

the mother the daughter and the demonic spirit

i mean this in an entirely platonic, slightly powerhungry way, but i love when people call me the friendly "boss." like "you got is boss" or "whatever ya say, boss." it's so fun. like we're in the worlds shittiest cartoon mafia

I love getting a "hear me out" at random and watching them type for a long time. I am on the edge of my seat babe what have you cooked up this time

Humunah humumah humunah huh huh i need tickets to this

i said supernatural instead of stargate im losing my fucking mind

I thought it was an honest trolling attempt and I respected you for it tbh.

love it when my cats make that one face when i scratch their chins. the -ﻌ- one you know what i mean.

having to ask people if you’re still hanging out is one of the worst things ever . like is our playdate still on? im gonna stab myself

I hate applying for jobs. “desired salary for this role” one billion dollars next question