A FINE ASS MADNESS

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?

There’s no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseus’s crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.

i can't cope

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

good suggestion

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ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

when I was a kid one of my fantasies was that everyone had a red button. Anytime ads interupted you or pissed you off you pushed the button, and the creators would be shocked via legally mandated shock collars for everyone responsible for ads. The severity and length of the shock depended on how bad the ad was to you and how long it took out of your day. Young chlorogoth thought that would fix the advertising plague in no time

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this