You're my family and I love you, but you're all terrible.

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

#This is the representation I’ve been looking for

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

The time will pass anyway

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?

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this is the only funny addition to this post

doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels