man on the verge

"what if they fucked" WRONG. what if they ruined each other's lives irreparably. what if there was nothing left but a smoldering heap. what if everything that brought them together twisted and corroded and ripped them apart. and then they fucked.

I wish irl grinding was as fun as in videogames tbh. Like yeah i need to go to work a thousand times but after that i have enough materials to buy a house. But alas, houses arent real

I still don't know my purpose on this planet but I do love reading fanfiction.

They're doing nothing to me #controlgroup

you're telling me people DONT like when their cat is talkative?? you don't like meow meow?? mrrp? mmrp?

you don't like meow meow ? 🐈 ? mrrp mrrp ?

talkative affectionate and large

I think we need to let villains be camp again. “Ohhhhh it’s homophobic to always have the villain be camp!” Okay but it’s been like. So boring without them.

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

guys i just heard a minecraft cave noise in real life

change your settings to peaceful it'll be ok

k hold on

where are my parents

World Heritage Post

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

Seasonal Affective Disorder is just emotional scurvy, all my core wounds are reopening and they won't be fixed until the big lemon in the sky comes back