welcome to my twisted mind

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

idk who needs to hear this but it’s healthier for you to just accept that you’re gonna be kinda fat than it is to live the rest of your life miserably trying to monitor yourself to maintain a skinny weight your body doesn’t want to hold onto

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

I love being Jewish bc I can say things like "God isn't a man he's a non-binary cosmic entity that uses He/Him pronouns" and that's true

As one of my Hebrew students and I decided, the gendered nature of the Hebrew language forces us to choose a pronoun for the Divine, but neither of us felt that we had the right to determine the Divine gender. If, that is, the Divine even has a gender that human minds are capable of comprehending.

Madeleine L'Engle recommended using "El" as the pronoun for the Divine. Unique to that entity

I've actually said before that God's real pronouns are El/Adonai haha

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn't he handsome

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches

Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered

And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in