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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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almost home
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will byers stan first human second
i don't do bad sauce passes
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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One Nice Bug Per Day
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Realizing that I am not employing enough of my free will to become a nuisance at work
Me watching this:
I’m not letting this rot in the tags

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look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons
whatever. go my scallops
last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops
monaco gp is like. what if something happened. it won’t but what if
nom nom thank you for feeding us with another fic
it was lovely again i love how you depict their relationship
anon thank you so much, I'm glad you enjoyed it!

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Correct me if I’m wrong but Formula 1 cars to me just seem like beautiful thoroughbred metal horses that want so so badly to run as fast as they can into a wall and break all their legs
Undulates anguilliformly at you to confuse and threaten you with my highly maneuverable body
I don't read as much fic as I used to but one "tell" for non Canadians writing us, besides the etransfer, is the units you use to describe us measuring something. I hate to tell you this but The Chart is real and it's completely subconscious. Please abide
ETA the chart (or at least a version of it):
ETA2: we do use inches/miles in poetic ways ("he was lost in thought/miles away" or "his lips were a bare inch away").
Also, the length of a dick is in inches for SURE.
Yep! Also "related to work" is a little vague here -- the sciences do use metric.
What's the Opposite of Queerbaiting
Oscar Piastri/Max Verstappen | 6.2k | Rated: T | Archive Locked
Summary:
Coming out should have been the hard part. Turns out, coming out was easy. It's staying out that's the hard part. (Featuring: being accused of queerbaiting as a queer guy, risking your life to do your job, the struggles of going home after you've changed as a person)
A sequel to my first social media maxcar fic, This Man is a Diversity Panel on his Own - all about navigating the inherent homophobia in f1 while also being as out as possible, and trying to refute allegations when you can’t actually address the issue
I like how at no point is anyone scared of Lando coming up behind them. No one's going "oh no not him in my mirrors" lol, lmao even

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my radical proposal for making f1 interesting again
- 15 races AT MOST
- real tracks only except we keep monaco but they race in randomly chosen cars from previous seasons, all of them
- we rotate tracks every year but city circuits are banned and so are tilkedromes unless we like them (like cota)
- sprinklers are implemented
- proximity radio between the cars is allowed so that for example lawson and checo can yell at each other freely. if you get voted driver of the day you get one way radio to someone where they can't reply for the next race
- absolutely NO triple headers. if you suggest quadruple headers you are shot on sight
- driver briefings are shown live. it's filmed like the office. tp meetings are also shown live but it's filmed like a horror movie
- if your team fucks up the strategy the head of strategy has to do press after the race instead of whoever's race they ruined (ferrari send both the head and the deputy)
- max has the fastest car every third race but he must start p22. just to see what happens. if there's rain he must give one lap advantage to the rest of the field
- stewards must make decisions within 3 minutes of something happening. they also get to radio the drivers live. fans then get to vote if they agree with the decision or not and teams get to contest after the race only if 90% of votes disagree with the stewards
there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period
The worst-sounding piece of advice I've ever been given that does actually work is to frame your health concerns as coming from someone close to you, whom you do not believe. Tell your doctor that you've been having pain and your mom/friend/partner thinks it might be an ovarian cyst, but you don't think so because the pain is much more intense and it has to be something else. This gives your doctor an unseen third party to fight instead of you. They can't just tell this third party, who isn't present, that you pulled a muscle, they now need to prove to this third party that it is not an ovarian cyst.
At which point they will find an ovarian cyst, but they now get whatever fucked up satisfaction they derive out of proving you wrong, because you didn't believe it could a cyst at all, but guess what? They did find a cyst! It's such a good thing you didn't listen to your intuition and came to them to verify your lay diagnosis from that third party! Bonus? Doctor doesn't have to feel like they look stupid in front of a patient, which is really what all this is about. Not your health, why would you think your medical diagnosis is about your health? It's obviously about a doctor's potential ego.
And apparently this works. Apparently you just need to be able to always play 4D chess with your medical professionals in order to find an avenue of advocating for yourself and getting you medical needs met. Isn't that great?
I hate it here, actually.
self reminder: DO NOT LET KIMI ANTONELLI’S CHILDLIKE WONDER FOOL YOU. THAT CHILD IS CAPABLE OF EVIL

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I hate being sick. I have a fever and every single one of my knees aches
wait knees is the brand name I forget the generic
Hinged joints I think
aye that be the bitch
locked the fuck in get my money up