go find yourself, or whatever

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

prince of fashion, queen of the promenade, emperor of spice pudding

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

im never serious but I always mean it

getting fixated on something is funny because the first like week i have an insatiable need to tell everyone i know about it and spread the good word but by weeks 2 and 3 it becomes so intense and personal that even hearing it mentioned in public makes me sweat as if a dark secret was alluded to

Actually, yes, at some point as an adult iIt is your responsibility to learn about history and politics outside of what you were taught in traditional k-12 education

One thing about World Cup season it’s nice to walk home past houses covered with England flags and think, “this is only partially because the homeowners are racist. There are other reasons as well.”

my sexual tantasy Is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

Must not pick that scab off. It will not in fact get rid of the scab and just create a different scab. The scab is not done cooking yet. I am completely normal about scabs. <-gripping the edges of his chair so tightly the wood is starting to crack