go find yourself, or whatever

it’s my birthday, you should send me photos of your pets and cool animals and plants you’ve met

I hope my spider fucking book will hold universal appeal

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

it’s my birthday, you should send me photos of your pets and cool animals and plants you’ve met

I AM LOOKING AT THE BABIES!!!!! i love baby birds so much they’re so good

I hope anyone who speaks to me during these times knows that they have only 40 percent of my attention maximum. The rest is tunnel visioned on gay vampires and their sorrows

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

really intrigued by how daniel's book is described as a "bodice ripper" and "steamy beach read" like do we think he took the time to write out some loustat smut scenes or are the passages describing french bengali smokeshow armand just so unwittingly and undeniably horny that you can practically feel the writer's sweat through the pages