go find yourself, or whatever

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

my ability to take this 🫢 emoji seriously has been obliterated by that one image

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

we should mandate industrial themed nonbinary names to balance out all of the people naming themselves after trees. throw Anvil into the mix

"riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" ok i ah. hm. i don't quite know how to say this but. perhaps instead consider a thimble

rip francis crozier you would have loved falling asleep in front of the telly after refusing to lie down for a nap

Trying somno but we both fall fast asleep expecting the other to do something and end up both having a beautiful nights rest