go find yourself, or whatever

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

when the fanartist draws ur ship growing old together but you lowkey envisioned them as dying tragically at 27 after a 5 year substance abuse spiral 😭😭😭

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

my ability to take this 🫢 emoji seriously has been obliterated by that one image

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time