Fun pepole having a Fun time

“ I am very disappointed in you guys.” Mr.Schue said

“I can’t believe you narked on us.” Finn said

“What did you except glee is a walking talking nark.” Hope said

“Don’t get mad at me for exposing your laziness. I’m tired of carrying all of your wait regionals is in a month guys.” Rachel said

“I’m just trying to understand what’s going on here Finn why did you stop singing?” Mr.Schue asked

“Cause you started giving all the male leads to Jesse. It kinda shook my confidence.” Finn said

”What difference does it make everyone knows that my job here is to look hot.” Santana said

“My baby hormones are making me moody.” Quinn said

“There’s so many lyrics.” Brittnay said

”You knew I had Laryngitis.” Hope said

“Okay a chain is only as strong as its weakest link. A glee club is about a myriad of voices coming together as one. All right this ends now which is why your assignment for the week is for you to come up with a song that best represents how you see yourself. This week the we will also be coming together with Crawford Country girls. So be prepared to show off your talents. Then you’re gonna stand up in the auditorium and sing in front of everyone.” Mr.Schue said

“Solos everyone?” Kurt asked

“Glee club has lost its voice it’s time for us to get it back.” Mr.Schue said

The next day we were all sat in the Glee room

“Okay so Rachel and Nicky you will both be performing today.” Mr.Schue said

”As I was first on the sign up sheet I will be kicking this off I have chosen Miley Cyrus the climb. Because it’s about over coming obstacles and beating the odds. In my case the obstacle is you my lack luster teammates who refuse to carry there own wait.” Rachel said

“Rachel I think you’ve lost your voice. Nicky are you ready to perform?” Mr. Schue said

“Yes sir.” Nicky said as she got up out of her chair

“Okay so I have chosen to sing Maria Osmonds Read My Lips. I choose this to sing because it describes how being in love with someone you can’t tell is really hard.” Nicky said

“That was amazing. If you ever want to leave Country girls and come here you can.” Mr.Schue said

The Bell rang and everyone left except for me and Nicky.

“Look you had no right to do that.” I said

“Why did it make her jealous.” Nicky asked

“No because she knows I love her.” I said

“Well I’m gonna take Mr.Schue up on his offer from here on out I’m a new direction. I will figure out who she is and I will end you guys you’ll be mine by regionals.” She said leaving

Santana walked back in

“Is she the one you slept with.” Santana asked

“Yeah.” I said

“What did she want?” Santana said grabbing my hands

“She wanted to know if the song made you jealous.” I said

“It kinda did she wants you and is extremely hot and openly gay.” Santana said

“And she’s kind and sweet and gentle. But the thing is I don’t want all of that because I find none of it attractive I find being a bitch attractive, I find having a sexy name like Santana hot. You’re not her and I love that but not because I love her but because I love you.” I said putting my arms around her

“Let’s go.” Santana said

“We have to figure out our songs since we are competing against each other.” I said

“Well Y/L/N you’re going down. Loser buy the other one dinner at Breadstix.” Santana said

The next day in glee club

“Okay so Finn and Jess will be performing today.” Mr.Schue said

Jessie is a friend Yeah, I know, he's been a good friend of mine But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define Jessie's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine

And she's watching him with those eyes And she's loving him with that body, I just know it Yeah, and he's holding her in his arms late, late at night You know, I wish that I had

Jessie's girl I wish that I had Jessie's girl Where can I find a woman like that?

I'll play along with the charade There doesn't seem to be a reason to change You know, I feel so dirty when they start talking cute I wanna tell her that I love her, but the point is probably moot

'Cause she's watching him with those eyes And she's loving him with that body, I just know it And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night You know, I wish that I had

Jessie's girl I wish that I had Jessie's girl Where can I find a woman like that?

Like Jessie's girl I wish that I had Jessie's girl Where can I find a woman- Where can I find a woman like that?

And I'm looking in the mirror all the time Wonderin' what she don't see in me I've been funny, I've been cool with the lines Ain't that the way love's supposed to be?

Tell me, where can I find a woman like that?

You know, I wish that I had

Jessie's girl I wish that I had Jessie's girl I want Jessie's girl Where can I find a woman like that?

Like Jessie's girl I wish that I had Jessie's girl I want, I want Jessie's girl

Everybody cheered.

“Do you want to explain the song to us?” Mr.Schue asked

“Come on Mr.Schue he clearly doesn't have too. It was obvious what he meant.” I said

“Hi my names Jess. This is about my life since my parents kicked me out of the house and I have been living in an apartment.” Jess said coming down nervous

Halfway through the song Jess came and sat next to me. When finished the song together I joined her when it said by know I thought… we sang the rest together. Me and her had formed a friendship over the past couple of months one that I didn’t have with any of the other Country girls.

When we finished I wrapped Jess in a hug and we all cheered again.

“Wow okay today’s was amazing you guys will have a tough choice here. These are the kind of soul searching songs I was talking about.” Mr. Schue said

“Mr.Schue can I sing my song now?” Puck said

“Yeah let’s go for it Puck.” Mr.Schue said

“Which means Lucy you will be performing after him instead of before.” Mr.Schue said

“What are they doing here.” Mercedes asked noticing the jazz band come in

“I invited my brothers from the Jazz band and there righteous horns to help me out with my song. Since I shaved my Mohawk I started seeing things differently. Last week I joined a black church.” Puck said

“Did I miss something I thought that you were Jewish and white.” I said

“I am.” Puck said

“Okay just checking.” I said

“And I recently downloaded every song Sammy Davis junior ever recorded on iTunes. He was a black Jew you know and my inspiration so without further ado I give you one of Sammy’s biggest hits.” Puck said

Lucy walked down from her chair ready to perform but I wasn’t paying attention.

Future BreadWinner in the Relationship Y/N: you wanna Fuck tonight? Santana:No Y/N: come on Puck has clearly moved on I know that he was your security blanket to being straight. Santana: fine but I’m on top Y/N: good I like it better that way Santana: and only scissoring Y/N: okay as long as you naked body is on mine I’m not complaining. Santana: now stop texting and watch your friend

“Hi my name is Lucy and this song is about not wanting to grow up something Ive been feeling with only having a couple months of school left.” Lucy said

we all cheered.

“Okay well those are two polar opposite songs.” Mr.Schue said “be ready for tomorrow when Santana and Y/N are performing.”

The next day in glee “Okay guys change in plans Kurt wants to go today.” Mr.Schue said

“Where’s Kurt?” Brittnay asked

“Kurt buddy don’t okay me and you were gay I get your mad that Finn is getting close to your dad. But we’re gay we are the gayest gays okay and the world might not understand and accept us but every one in this room does and loves us for it. Okay buddy so don’t try being someone you’re not. Come to your dad’s shop today well I work and we can figure this out together okay.” I said

Later that night I got a phone call from Mr. Hummel

“Hello sir what do you need.” I asked

“Don’t worry I’m not calling you as your boss I’m calling you as your friends dad.” Burt said

“What’s up is Kurt okay?” I asked

“Well not necessarily has he been acting differently.” Burt asked

“Yes he has why?” I asked

“Because I can home to find him making out with a girl.” Burt said

“I’m on my way.” I said

I got to the Hummel residents and walked downstairs to see Kurt and Brittnay about to make out again.

“Kurt baby you’re gay.” I said walking out and walking upstairs and sitting down.

“Please til me that there still only making out.” Burt said

“Yes there still only making out but this way the second he comes up those stairs I can talk to him. You have to let him make mistakes.” I said

Soon enough Brittnay left and Kurt came upstairs.

“Burt can you go somewhere else please.” I asked

“Yeah” he said

“Look Kurt I get okay. You should consider yourself lucky my sophomore year was somehow worse than my freshman.” I said

“How weren’t you pregnant your freshman year.” Kurt said

“Yes I was but my Sophomore year my girlfriend cheated on me with my father and made a sex taped with him. Let me get something straight she was of age she was 18. Anyway she meant to send him the sex tape but it got sent to me. Christmas morning.” I said

“What does this have to do with anything.” Kurt asked

“Nothing this is just my way of telling you. Two things just be happy that your dad’s spending more time with Finn and you didn’t find him sleeping with your crush. Second thing is your lucky that your gay and your dad isn’t he won’t still your boyfriend. Third hands off Brittnay she doesn't know it yet but she’s mine.” I said

“Okay anything else.” Kurt asked

“Yes you’re gay and changing that isn’t gonna get you closer to your dad. I can promise you that.” I said

(I found two new songs for Mercedes and Santana to sing)

“Okay Mercedes Jones is singing first.” Mr.Schue said

(Just picture Mercedes singing this)

”Wow Mercedes that was amazing.” I said giving a standing ovation.

“Okay well next is Y/N vs Santana who ever wants to compete first come right ahead.” Mr.Schue said

“I will go first Mr. Schue” Santana said standing up

”This song is for those who actually know me so if you understand why I’m singing it you actually know who I am if not. We’re not close enough for you to judge me.” Santana said

(Just picture Santana singing this)

“That was amazing do I have to follow that up.” I asked

“Yes yes you do.” Mr.Schue said

“Okay I said” walking down

“Hi my name is Y/N I don’t know who needed that because I know all of you. But this is a song that I think describes who I am and where I am in my life.” I said

“That was amazing I didn’t know that you could sing high.” Mr.Schue said

“None of us did either.” Said Jess pointing to the country girls

“The last time you sang like that was when we were kids.” Hope said

“I usually don’t sing like this because it makes me feel extremely vulnerable. But I guess I trust most of you.” I said

“Okay well we had a lot of different performances today.” Mr.Schue said

We all left

“I could see that cute mole that you usually hide under your bra the whole time you were singing.” I said

“Is that what you were staring at I thought that you were looking at my boobs.” Santana said

“No somehow that mole is the sexiest thing about you.” I said getting in the car.

“Well I’m self conscious about it.” Santana said

“It makes you imperfect which makes you perfect.” I said

”Shut up and let’s go home.” Santana said

The next day in glee was Quinn and Maria.

“Quinn of you don’t mind if I go first I just want to get it over with.” Maria said

“Yeah! No problem.” Quinn said

“Okay this song is about a deep sense of alienation, self-doubt, and uncertainty, reflecting the emotional turmoil and confusion all emotions that I have recently have.” Maria said

“Good job that was great I hope that you win.” Quinn said being nice

“Thank you.” Maria said

“Hi my name is Quinn and I’m gonna be singing unwritten by Natasha bedingfield.” Quinn said

I am unwritten Can't read my mind I'm undefined I'm just beginning The pen's in my hand Ending unplanned

Staring at the blank page before you Open up the dirty window Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find

Reaching for something in the distance So close you can almost taste it Release your inhibitions Feel the rain on your skin No one else can feel it for you Only you can let it in No one else, no one else Can speak the words on your lips Drench yourself in words unspoken Live your life with arms wide open Today is where your book begins The rest is still unwritten

Oh, oh, oh

I break tradition Sometimes my tries are outside the lines We've been conditioned to not make mistakes But I can't live that way

Staring at the blank page before you Open up the dirty window Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find

Reaching for something in the distance So close you can almost taste it Release your inhibitions Feel the rain on your skin No one else can feel it for you Only you can let it in No one else, no one else Can speak the words on your lips Drench yourself in words unspoken Live your life with arms wide open Today is where your book begins

Feel the rain on your skin No one else can feel it for you Only you can let it in No one else, no one else Can speak the words on your lips Drench yourself in words unspoken Live your life with arms wide open Today is where your book begins The rest is still unwritten

Staring at the blank page before you Open up the dirty window Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find

Reaching for something in the distance So close you can almost taste it Release your inhibitions Feel the rain on your skin No one else can feel it for you Only you can let it in No one else, no one else Can speak the words on your lips Drench yourself in words unspoken Live your life with arms wide open Today is where your book begins

Feel the rain on your skin No one else can feel it for you Only you can let it in No one else, no one else Can speak the words on your lips Drench yourself in words unspoken Live your life with arms wide open Today is where your book begins The rest is still unwritten The rest is still unwritten The rest is still unwritten

Oh, yeah, yeah

”Okay well that’s a wrap on the week.” Mr.Schue said

I stood up and went to the front of the class

“The country girls were talking and we decided that we aren’t gonna vote we want to be friends and keep the judging to the judges in a couple weeks.” I said

“Well what do you guys say.” Mr.Schue said

“Sure fine that sounds amazing.” Rachel said

“Well this week was about all coming together so how about we end with a group song in the auditorium.” Mr.Schue said

Is it getting better? Or do you feel the same? Will it make it easier on you now? You got someone to blame

You say, one love, one life When it's one need in the night One love, we get to share it Leaves you baby if you don't care for it

Did I disappoint you? Or leave a bad taste in your mouth? You act like you never had love And you want me to go without

Well it's too late tonight To drag the past out into the light We're one but we're not the same We get to carry each other, carry each other One!

Have you come here for forgiveness? Have you come to raise the dead? Have you come here to play Jesus? To the lepers in your head

Did I ask too much? More than a lot You gave me nothin' now it's all I got We're one but we're not the same Well we hurt each other then we do it again

You say love is a temple, love a higher law Love is a temple, love the higher law You ask me to enter but then you make me crawl And I can't be holdin' on to what you got When all you got is hurt

One love, one blood One life, you got to do what you should One life, with each other Sisters, brothers

“This is serious principal Figgins is threatening to disband the club.” Schue said

“Why are we playing this game we all know it was Puck.” Santana said

“Back off I didn’t do squat.” Puck said

“Then why’s your girlfriend first on the glist.” Tina said

“Why is Puck even at the top? He should be, like, negative 3000.” Hope said

“Why are you bullying me?” Puck asked

“Because my sisters not here anymore to knock you down a couple pegs.” Hope said

“The only reason your sister hates me is cause she wants to get into the pants of all the girls I’ve had sex with.” Puck said

“Well I didn’t know that. If wasn’t you it was Jesse.” Hope said

“Why me?” Jesse said

“Cause you finally got away from the low lighted library and realized Rachel looks like an ogre. That’s why you put Mostly all women at the top.” Hope said

“Stop no one’s accusing anybody of anything seriously Puck did you do it?” Schue asked

“I said no I’m a delinquent sure I like setting stuff on fire and beating up pepole I don’t know. I own that. But I’m not a liar.” Puck said

“What to say it’s not one of the women.” Hope said

“Yeah like you.” Rachel said

“Hello no if it was me I wouldn’t be in sixth place. I would put myself at the top baby.” Hope said

“Okay here’s the important point between this and posting coach Sylvester’s personal video on YouTube. You guys are getting a pretty bad reputation.” Schue said

“Why is that a bad thing maybe if we seem more dangerous people would stop flushing my glasses down the toilet.” Artie said

“Look things are hard right now I get it your under a lot of pressure with regionals coming up and I know that winning sectionals hasn’t had the positive effect on your popularity that a lot of you thought it would. But becoming what you despise is not the answer.” Schue said

“Man this song is whack.” Mercedes said

“No it’s not it’s a terrific song on a long list of top hits that because of time or some bad press has become a joke and like you guys it time to start rehabilitating it’s bad reputation. The assignment for the week is for all of you to find songs like this mine them for what works and make them great again and then hopefully you can apply this musical lesson to your own lives.” Schue said

“This song should be arrested for the crime of sucking.” Jesse said

“You wanna bet.” Schue said

Yo VIP, let's kick it Ice, ice baby Ice, ice baby

Alright stop, collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new invention Something grabs a hold of me tightly Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know Turn off the lights, and I'll glow

To the extreme, I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle Dance, go rush to the speaker that booms I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom

Deadly, when I play a dope melody Anything less than the best is a felony Love it or leave it, you better gangway You better hit bull's eye, the kid don't play If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice, ice baby Vanilla Ice, ice baby

Vanilla Ice, ice baby Vanilla Ice, ice baby Vanilla

Now that the party is jumping With the bass kicked in, and the Vegas are pumping Quick to the point, to the point, no faking Cooking MCs like a pound of bacon Burning them, if you ain't quick and nimble I go crazy when I hear a cymbal And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo I'm on a roll, it's time to go solo

Rollin' in my 5.0 With my rag-top down so my hair can blow The girlies on standby, waving just to say "Hi" "Did you stop?" No, I just drove by Kept on, pursuing to the next stop I busted a left, and I'm heading to the next block The block was dead, yo So I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue

Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis Jealous, 'cause I'm out getting mine Shay with a gauge, and Vanilla with a nine Ready for the chumps on the wall The chumps acting ill because they're full of eight ball Gunshots rang out like a bell I grabbed my nine, all I heard were shells Falling on the concrete real fast

Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas Bumper to bumper, the avenue's packed I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack Police on the scene, you know what I mean They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice, ice baby Vanilla Ice, ice baby Vanilla Ice, ice baby Vanilla Ice, ice baby Vanilla

Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet Miami's on the scene, just in case you didn't know it My town, that created all the bass sound Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground 'Cause my style's like a chemical spill Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel Conducted and formed, this is a hell of a concept

We make it hype, and you want to step With this, Shay plays on the fade Slice like a ninja, cut like a razor blade So fast, other DJs say "Damn!" If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram

Keep my composure, when it's time to get loose Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it Check out the hook while D-Shay revolves it

Ice, ice baby Vanilla Ice, ice baby Vanilla Ice, ice baby Vanilla Ice, ice baby Vanilla Ice Yo man, let's get out of here Word to your mother

Ice, ice baby, too cold Ice, ice baby, too cold, too cold Ice, ice baby, too cold, too cold Ice, ice baby, too cold, too cold

“Pls don’t rap again or else I will walk out that door.” Hope said

“So Jesse, Hope do you think this song still sucks?” Schue asked

“No but please I’m begging you never rap again.” Hope said

At Crawford

“okay guys this weeks theme is songs that got canceled. Originally it was gonna be country songs that got canceled. But I’ve realized that country artist can get away with saying almost anything. So find a song that was canceled rather by the public or by the industry as a whole or by the artist themselves. Like Eminem with cleaning out my closet.” I said

”An example please.” Jess said

“Okay. Loretta lanes the pill.” I said

You wined me and dined me When I was your girl Promised if I'd be your wife You'd show me the world But all I've seen of this old world Is a bed and a doctor bill I'm tearin' down your brooder house 'Cause now I've got the pill

All these years I've stayed at home While you had all your fun And every year that's gone by Another baby's come There's a gonna be some changes made Right here on nursery hill You've set this chicken your last time 'Cause now I've got the pill

This old maternity dress I've got Is goin' in the garbage The clothes I'm wearin' from now on Won't take up so much yardage Miniskirts, hot pants and a few little fancy frills Yeah I'm makin' up for all those years Since I've got the pill

I'm tired of all your crowin' How you and your hens play While holdin' a couple in my arms Another's on the way This chicken's done tore up her nest And I'm ready to make a deal And ya can't afford to turn it down 'Cause you know I've got the pill

This incubator is overused Because you've kept it filled The feelin' good comes easy now Since I've got the pill It's gettin' dark it's roostin' time Tonight's too good to be real Oh, but daddy don't you worry none 'Cause mama's got the pill Oh, daddy don't you worry none 'Cause mama's got the pill

I went home and started looking for songs.

“What is your lesson in glee club this week?” I asked Santana

“Finding songs that lost their traction because of bad press or too much time. How about you babe what do you have to do.” Santana asked

“Pretty much the same songs that have been canceled rather by the public, the industry or the artist themselves.” I said

“Well maybe we could help each other look. I mean we’re not competing against each other yet.” Santana said

I stopped by McKinley the next day I was sitting in Coach Sylvester’s office.

“Coach Sylvester will you please put me and Brittnay at the front of the next cheer performance.” Santana said running in

“No we are supposed to be there right Coach Sylvester.” Mercedes said

“Calm down will you. Also I have no say in what you guys will do.” I said sitting in Sues chair

“Why are you here?” Santana asked

“My monthly meeting with Sue.” I said

“What is she your therapist?” Kurt asked

“Yes, Yes, I am trust me I know more about her than you guys do.” Sue said

“Sue play nice they were just asking a question.” I said

“They put a video of me on the internet.” Sue said

“THEY did what? IF I found out that was ANY OF YOU THREE. YOU know what just know that when I found out who it is that I will have a serious talking with you and By that I Mean I will find a video of them and post it on the internet. unless the person who posted the video comes here by the end of the day and APOLOGIZES.” I said angrily

“Everyone except for Y/N get out now.” Sue yelled

“Anything else I should know.” I asked

“There’s a glee sex list circling around.” Sue said

“I leave for a couple months and those kids act like there’s no consequences.” I said

“How are you doing?” Sue asked

“Not good Sue, I have fallen head over hills in love with her and I’m scared the lay person who I felt like this about was the father of my child and he left me. What if she leaves me.” I said

“Are you kidding me I’m rooting for you and Santana.” Sue said

“Thanks sometimes I just don’t think that she feels the same. I feel like every second I’m not here at McKinley she fades further away from me.” I said

“Santana hi how long have you been standing there.” Sue asked I refused to look back

“Coach can I have a moment ?” Santana asked

“Sure.” Sue said

“Baby look at me. I do feel the same okay I agree that it hard to be apart I do but nothing gonna change my feelings for you and I was thinking that after regionals that maybe I could transfer.” Santana said

“No you’re not throwing away being a cheerio for me.” I said

“It isn’t for you. If I have a chance to be stuck here in Lima then I’d rather be out of here and if that means being at the same school as you then I would be happy to be there with you.” Santana said

“I didn’t want to be a burden to you but I’ve just been really worried about us lately.” I said

“There’s no more need to worry. Come on let’s go ditch school together in the library in the computer room.” Santana said

“No one uses the computer room.” I said

“You’re right it’s the perfect place to make out.” Santana said

“Hell yeah.” I said

We were sat in the computer room making out when we heard music. We went out of the computer room to see Kurt, Mercedes, Tina, Artie and Brittnay dancing and singing can’t touch this.

You can't touch this You can't touch this You can't touch this You can't touch this

My, my, my, my (You can't touch this) Music hits me so hard Makes me say "Oh, my Lord Thank you for blessing me With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet"

It feels good when you know you're down A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch

I told you, homeboy You can't touch this Yeah, that's how we livin', and ya know You can't touch this

Look in my eyes, man You can't touch this Yo, let me bust the funky Iyrics You can't touch this

Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that Now you know you wanna dance So, move outta your seat And get a fly girl And catch this beat While it's rolling

Hold on Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on Like that, like that Cold on a mission, so fall on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat, uh, they can't touch

Yo, I told you You can't touch this Why you standing there, man? You can't touch this Yo, sound the bell, school's in, sucker You can't touch this

Give me a song or rhythm Making them sweat, that's what I'm giving them Now, they know You talk about the Hammer When you're talkin 'bout a show That's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' So pass them a wipe or a tape To learn What it's gonna take in the 90's to burn The chart's legit Either work hard or you might as well quit

That's word, because, you know You can't touch this You can't touch this Break it down!

Stop, Hammer time!

"Go with the flow", it is said If you can't groove to this, then you probably are dead So, wave your hands in the air Bust a few moves Run your fingers through your hair

This is it, for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Now move, slide your rump Just for a minute, let's all do the bump (Bump, bump, bump)

Yeah You can't touch this Look, man You can't touch this

You'll probably get hyped, boy, 'cause you know you can't You can't touch this Ring the bell, school's back in Break it down!

Stop, Hammer time!

You can't touch this You can't touch this You can't touch this Break it down!

Stop, Hammer time!

Every time you see me That Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor And I'm magic on the mic

Now, why would I ever Stop doing this With others making records That just don't hit?

I toured around the world From London to The Bay It's "Hammer! Go, Hammer! MC Hammer! Yo, Hammer!" And the rest can go and play "U Can't Touch This"

You can't touch this You can't touch this Yeah You can't touch this

I told you You can't touch this Too hype, you can't touch this Yo, we're outta here You can't touch this

“That was very cute I’m gonna talk to my pastor and see if I can’t get you guys to perform that for our Sunday service.” The librarian said

“Just a Normal day at McKinley.” I said

“Let’s get back to what we were doing.” Santana said

“You know we could just go out to my car I can put window covers up that way we can make sure that no one sees us.” I said

“Hell yeah.” Santana said

We went out to my car I put up the sun protector in all the windows and we continued to make out.

I got called into Mr.Schue’s office.

“Admit it you made a list of people in glee to have sex with.” Schue said

“Can I see what you’re talking about.” I said

“Here.” He said showing the paper

“No, yes that’s definitely a list but it’s not my list. My list consists of four names

1. Santana

2. Quinn

3. Brittnay

4. Tina

Trust me if Tina’s not on the list and Brittnay’s in fourth and Santanas in second trust me I didn’t make this list. But I would totally post a revised one with the actual hot members of the glee club which wouldn’t have Puck in third but dead fucking last. Know if you ask anyone ask the top four. I also would have ranked them over who to have sex with.” I said leaving

“Hey Y/N one last thing Rachel wanted me to invite you to see her music video tomorrow during glee. If you can’t make it.” Schue said

“Yeah I’ll be there.” I said

The next day during glee I was sat next to Santana as it was the only open seat. Not that I was complaining. “Listen up another week as almost passed if a list goes up later today this issue is out of hands and it becomes principal Figgins jurisdiction.” Mr.Schue said

“Seriously Mr.Schue whoever made the list isn’t gonna come forward so will just bend over and take what’s coming.” Finn said

“That’s not true okay I lied it was me but it isn’t based off sexiest from my view it’s based off who the school finds the sexiest.” I said

“Why am I fourth?” Brittnay asked

“Because if I put three women first Schue would have definitely known it was me. I stand by what I said to Schue if it was from my point of view Santana, Then Quinn, Then Brittnay.” I said

“No tell us the entire way you would rank us?” Santana said

“You know what yeah if you actually made the list tell us unless you want us to think that you would fuck Puck.” Finn said

“Santana, Quinn, Brittnay, Tina, Mercedes, Rachel, Artie, Mike, Kurt, Finn, Matt, Hope, Puck.” I said

“You find your sister sexy.” Finn said

“No but I don’t want to kill her when I look at her. But I want to kill Puck when I look at him.” I said

”Okay well then let’s get to it Rachel how about you show us your bad reputation project.” Schue said

“I would like to say a few words first but I know that a motion picture should stand on its own. I do realize that some of you are not well versed in the complex vocabulary of the filmic arts. I expect that this video will go over the heads of some of our less cultured teammates. So let me just say I hope you enjoy my bad reputation.” Rachel said

“Why don’t we take a moment to absorb what we just watched.” Rachel said

“No this is garbage.” Finn said

“Finn.” Schue said

“No he’s right. first of all I need to trust my instincts more because I had a feeling when we were shooting that. That it was not gonna be good.” Puck said

“Why didn’t you tell me they were gonna be in this to. I thought that you and I were going out. Being triple cast with two other guys to play opposite your girlfriend it’s mortifying.” Jesse said

“It was an artistic statement.” Rachel said

“No it wasn’t it was you trying to look like you had a bunch of guys fighting over you so you can stop looking like some kind of outcast and be seen as some hot sluty girl singer.” Finn said getting up and going over to Rachel “How could you do this to me. To all us guys is your stupid reputation more important than your relationships.” Finn said leaving followed by Jesse

“Jesse wait.” Rachel said

“Rachel that was more embarrassing than Y/N ranking all of us.” Quinn said

“I agree I am some more embarrassed by second hand embarrassment than I was when that tape got leaked.” I said

After class Quinn hoped in my car.

“What are you doing?” I asked

“You didn’t post that sheet.” Quinn said

”Yes I did.” I said

“No you didn’t because I did.” Quinn said

“Why?” Quinn said

“My popularity has been taken away, my body has been taken away everything. So I put myself above everybody else.” Quinn said

“Well if it makes you feel better I will always see you as top of the food chain. Look I know that I don’t know what it’s like to be popular and lose it. But that list really hurt me so if you don’t mind letting me believe that I made the list and that’s why I’m not on it and that don’t view me as much of a loser as you view Kurt, Artie, Mercedes and Tina. Then I’ll be fine.” I said

“I don’t view you as a loser.” Quinn said

“Oh really well then why am I not on the list. Look I put you in second and I stand by that you are one of the sexiest people in that glee club.” I said

“Then why was Santana higher?” Quinn asked

“Because I am dating her. Oh shit I shouldn’t have said that.” I said

“Don’t worry your keeping me having a crush on Rachel a Secret I will keep you and Santana a secret although the whole glee club already knows.” Quinn said

“What how?” I asked

”You too can’t keep your hands off each other. The entire glee club meeting your hand was on her crotch.” Quinn said

“Well it still doesn’t explain why I wasn’t on the list.” I said

“Because Rachel’s not my number one girl crush anymore you are but I also knew that I put you high on the list Santana would be all up in my business you got a jealous one you know.” Quinn said

“Yes I’m aware I find it hot.” I said

“Okay well I’m gonna drive home, I’ll talk to you again soon.” Quinn said getting out of my car

“Bye.” I said

I drove off back towards Santanas house.

“So what do you see number one takes you for a spin.” Santana said as soon as I opened the door

“Damn your hot but I’m not feeling too good right now.” I said

“Okay then how about dinner and a make-out movie.” Santana said

”Sounds great.” I said

“You know I thought that Jesse was gay.” I said

“What makes you say that ?” Santana asked

“I don’t know a siren went off in my head the second I saw him. If he’s not gay he’s at least bisexual.” I said

“What am I ?” Santana asked

I walked into the choir room thinking that practice would be over.

“We can’t use the auditorium for the next week.” Schue said

“But that’s garbage how are we supposed to practice for regionals without the auditorium.” Finn said

“The cheerios need it to practice in there’s nothing I can do.” Schue said

“I recommend a sit in.” Rachel said

“I recommend we torch the place.”

“No look we have all faced adversity before I’m gonna look at a few off campus option just for the week. I promise I will find us a new home.”

“You guys can use ours we have two of them one of them is located only 20 minutes away walking I don’t know how far driving. But we almost never use it unless we’re having a performance- off against dalton.” I said

“Well I guess that solves the problem.” Schue said

“Here’s the key I’m gonna need that back when you guys are done using it though.” I said

“Hey let’s go to the mall” I told Quinn

We went shopping everywhere. Picking out some cut outfits for both of us going to the food court and getting some pretzels and Ice cream.

“You know it’s nice spending time together.” Quinn said

“Yeah how’s the baby been you are getting close to the due date.” I asked

“Good. Some weird pregnancy cravings and I’m not sleeping a lot but nothing to bad.” Quinn said

“What are you planning on doing after the baby’s born.” I asked

“Give it up for adoption.” Quinn said

“That’s good but What are you planning to do? What if you get postpartum depression? Do you have a support system that you can count on.” I said

“I guess I should start thinking about what I’m doing afterwards I want to dat definitely not Puck or Finn but someone and for a support system I guess that I have you.” Quinn said

“You know I would totally invite you to get out of Pucks house and stay with me like I promised but I don’t know how Santana would feel about that.” I said

“Yeah I know. I’ve realized that for both me and you this school year hasn’t gone the way either of us planned it.” Quinn said

“No it hasn’t but maybe that’s a good thing I get to be friends with you, I have a reason to punch Puckerman besides that he has a very punchable face.” I said

“Oh shut up.” She said walking away

“You didn’t deny that he has a punchable face.” I said screaming after her

The next day I was sitting down after school at flag football practice when I got a phone call from Finn

“Y/N you won’t believe what’s happening.” Finn said

“Hey coach I gotta take this.” I yelled

“What are you doing?” Finn asked

“Flag football practice we have a game coming up last game of the season.” I said

“Oh are you guys good?” Finn asked

“We haven’t lost a game so I would say yes.” I said

“Oh well that sounds amazing.” Finn said

“What did you want to talk about?” I asked

“Oh right Kurt’s dad is dating my mom.” Finn said

“Wait what I mean I work with Burt and he hasn’t told me anything.” I said

“Wait he hasn’t I thought that you would have known.” Finn said

“Nope. Wait is that why Kurt was asking you about bedroom swatches.” I asked

“Oh my god are we moving in with them. I just came home and my mom was getting rid of my dad’s stuff and now.” Finn said

“Yeah I know buddy. Look I would love to talk more I’ll call you after practice.” I said

“Okay bye.” Finn said

“Bye” I said

I called Finn and then went home and then went to bed and headed to Crawford county for school. I was sitting in math class extremely bored.

Sexy Latina Badass Y/N: What’s the Square root of 15 Santana: why Y/N: Cause I’m in math class and don’t want to think about math Santana: What do you want to think about? Y/N: You know exactly what I want to think about Santana: How about you paint the scene Y/N: which do you want realistic or fantasy Santana:Let’s go with Fantasy Y/N: Okay well you see I’m in detention cause I was on my phone during class and this new teacher walks in and writes her name on the bored it says Ms.Lopez. I look around I’m the only one in the room. Ms.Lopez has a deck of cards that she playing with she sees me looking at her and points her finger at me to come over. She asks do you want to play a game I say sure what game She says well how about you find out along the way We start playing poker or so I think she loses the first hand and takes off her shirt revealing her lacy bra. There’s a sting on her skin as her cold metal on her necklace hits her skin. We played a little bit longer the next hand she lost removing her pants. We play again the next hand I lose as she comes around me and starts to unbutton my shirt and take it off. Soon enough she is down to just her underwear as she removes them I realize that we’re both completely naked. I say the games over she says no it isn’t there’s one more round I say oh what happens then She says winner fingers the other . . . I will let your imagination finish the rest. Santana: You are in so much trouble you have given me a lady boner Y/N: to bad you have to do stuff for glee and cheerios I would totally finger it out of you

I walked into the house that night to find Santana sitting at the counter with glasses on and whetting a t shirt and jeans.

“Hello.” I siad

“Hello my name is Ms.Lopez and I’m her to make all your wildest dreams come true. So just sit back and relax.” Santana said

God how did I get this woman. I would hate it when her parents returned home it would never be like this again.

The next day I woke up with Santana naked next to me. Taking in the couple of moments we had together in the morning.

“Wake up baby.” I whispered in her ear

“No five more minutes.” Santana said

“Okay you can sleep longer.” I said

I got up and started making us breakfast before Santana woke up.

“SHIT.” Santana yelled running down the stairs

“What?” I asked

“SUE NEEDED THE CHEERIOS THERE EARLY SHIT IM TOTALLY GONNA GET KICKED.” Santana yelled

“No you’re not.” I said

“How am I not well put that Cheerio Jacket on instead of yours.” I said

“There’s no name. Also why do you have another cheerio jacket are they like some kinda sex prize.” Santana said

“No that was my aunts when she was a cheerio.” I said

“Is that why it say Brittnay on the side.” Santana asked

“Yes that was my aunts name. She gave me that jacket to keep me warm the first time I ran away from home. It was my security blanket til I accidentally wore it to McKinley on my first day Sue had a hissy fit and told me to never wear it again.” I said

“So won’t I get yelled at.” Santana asked

“No she’ll think that you grabbed the wrong one after securing a nationals win.” I said

“She knows we live together.” Santana said

“She also knows that unless I’m having sex and have a person in my arms that jacket is always in my arms.” I said

“Okay this better work.” Santana said

I got home from CCG practice around 8:00 PM

“Did it work?” I asked

“Hell yeah it did. I even watched her move my name closer to head cheerio on her tier list.” Santana said

“Amazing!! You see secretly dating me has its perks.” I said

I went to work the next day.

“Hey Burt, Is there anything that needs fixing?” I said

“Yeah I have 1985 Harley Davidson over there that needs fixing.” Burt said

“So you and Carol?” I asked

“Which one told you?” Burt asked

“Finn. We came close after some stuff went down at school.” I said

“It’s good that you still talk to those kids they need you.” Burt said

“Burt I need advice.” I said

“About what kiddo.” Burt said

“I’m in a relationship with someone I have already fell madly in love with. She is brilliant and gorgeous. But she doesn’t want to come out. I’m not gonna force her but she goes to McKinley and now we are against each other and I feel like it’s pulling us apart. I forgive her every time she make a mistake every guy sleeps with, I act like it didn’t happen because we tried being apart and that made me want to die. But I am out and everytime I see her I just want to wrap her in my arms and kiss her. I don’t want to go to Crawford anymore because I don’t wanna us to get pushed apart. I need her I have never felt this away about anybody else. When I’m not near her my body aches. I’m scared of this relationship because so many things could go wrong.” I said

“You know women a confusing but if you think that you two are meant to be together stick it out and one day she will be brave enough to come out.” Burt said

“Thanks.” I said

“What are you guys doing here?” Sue yelled at us

“Relax sue the girls basketball game is in 15 minutes and one of our friends is on it. We won’t be interrupting you guys okay.” I said walking back out

“What would Madonna do the answer to that is usually date a younger man. Although given that there have been several occasions where Madonna has been questioned about dabbling around with ladies something she hasn’t denied. With all that being said ladies start looking for some arm candy girls. Sorry freshman your gonna have to start trolling the middle schools and you know why because if you want to be as riveting a performer as Madonna a skill that will nab us nationals this year your gonna have to start thinking like her. Talking of nationals we have one every single year and I have been looking at it every single year we have won. A cheerio had been sleeping with a Y/L/N grandfather, father having sex with them has continuously secured us a victory. So if you’re up for the challenge of getting one of the two that are at this school to sleep with you. Also back on the Madonna track Hope Y/L/N from now on your just Hope.” Sue said leaving

“So which one of us will you willingly have sex with so that we win nationals.” A random cheerleader said

“None of you my body belongs to Mike but last time I checked my sister is a lesbian and single and most the time unless she’s in a relationship willing to have sex with almost anything and everything.” Hope said also leaving

Once all cheerios left Brittnay and Santana stayed behind.

“Hey guys what up.” I said as they came up to where me and my friends had just sat down once we saw the Cheerios leaving.

“Sue wants us to either date someone younger or” Santana said

“Or have sex with you. Cause your family is magical and have magic powers where if you have sex with one you win nationals.” Brittnay said

“I don’t think that’s true also if that’s all you need I think that Cheerios will already win.” I said

“We have to go.” Santana said

“Wait skip a bunch of kids from both schools are watch the game with me pls.” I said

“Fine” Santana said as her and Brittnay sat down

We watched the game and then when I headed over to Glee club on business for the clubs. To talk to Mr.Schue about having friendly competition. I went and sat down in his office facing the chair towards the choir room where all the girls were.

“Can I ask you something private.” Rachel asked

“Yes you should move to Israel.” Santana said

“Yeah I’ll help you pack your bags.” I said

“Why are you even here?” Rachel asked

“She’s here for important glee business.” Mr.Schue said looking through his desk in the choir room

“It’s about dating. Not that I am dating anyone. We all know that Finn and I are no longer an item and for the sake of the team I broke up with Jesse. Let’s just say I was dating someone. Let’s just say we hypothetically went to a wiggle concert last Friday night and cause my dads weren’t home we went up to my room and started making out it was erotic and romantic and then he said we should do it. The I asked It?. And he said Totally haven’t you done it before. And I told him the truth No Have you? And then he said What do you think? It’s no big deal and I said for a girl it is. What if he got really crabby and then left and then did even leave with the care bear I won him playing ski ball.” Rachel said

”Will you please stop talking your grossing my baby out.” Quinn said

.Look, unless you're trying to relive your preschool days or you've got a kid tagging along, a Wiggles concert ain't exactly setting the mood for a hot date. And seriously, if someone's hitting you up and they don't quite cut it, just say no. Simple as that. Although I do follow the philosophy of Nicklebacks S.E.X where I’m never gonna say no first. If that's your idea of bedroom talk, though, it might just put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture. Listen, Rachel, we get it. As women, we're often wired to wait for Mr. or Mrs. Right and the perfect moment to lose our virginity. But let’s be real—life isn’t a rom-com. Even if you don’t wait for your dream person, and your first time isn’t a scene from a Nicholas Sparks novel, it’s not the end of the world. Experiment in high school and college if you want. You'll know the right person because everything will just click—you won’t need to stress about making it perfect, it just will be. You’ll feel it in your bones the first time you even shake hands with this person. But let’s face it, until you’ve had sex at least once, you’re too much of a novice to truly recognize ‘the one.’ If Jesse doesn't seem right, don’t force it. No one wants to end up in an awkward, uncomfortable situation. And don’t get me started on the downsides of sex. It can make you feel super self-conscious or, if it’s really bad, it could put you off for good. Plus, the whole risk of pregnancy? Nine months of hell for one lousy night is not worth it. But hey, Rachel, at the end of the day, it’s your life. What you think is what matters.” I said

“You know I just do the same thing as Y/N I never say no.” Santana said

”Yeah totally I mean what’s the worst that could happen. Sorry Quinn.” Brittnay said

“Look girl don’t ask me the last guy I liked turned out was the mayor of gay town and I can’t wait to get a guy mad at me for saying no.”Mercedes said

“We just have to accept that guys don’t care about our feelings like the other day I was walking with Artie. When he said I thought a lot about and I forgive you for lying about your stutter. However, if you’re planning on getting all up on this. I’m gonna need you to make some changes the goth thing was two years ago so maybe lose the vampire make-up and consider some tighter fitting clothing you’ve got the pow and I believe that you should work it more if where gonna be an item.” Tina said

“That’s gotta sting.” Rachel said

“You see both of these are the reason I traded men for women.” I said

”Hey guys I’m sorry to interrupt your little sorority but I couldn’t help but overhearing are you really having that much boy trouble.” Mr.Schue said

“ You wouldn’t understand Mr.Schue your a guy.” Quinn said and all the girls shook there head

“Well maybe you should talk to someone else about it like Mrs.Pillsbury or Y/N Mr.Schue said

“I tried talking to Mrs.Pillsbury.” Rachel said

“Yeah and isn’t Y/N lesbian.” Brittnay said

“You know what maybe this is what can start to bring our groups together. I bring my people in and you bring the glee club in and we choose an artist who is-powers women like Madonna. The seniors in my glee club can mentor your glee club and we can have a little friendly competition at the end of the week.” I said

“Yeah that actually sounds great.” Mr.Schue said

The next day was the first meeting between The Country girls and the New directions. New directions started in the choir room well we started in the Auditorium.

“Okay guys so we are gonna have a friendly competition and hopefully a future friendship with the New directions. Now I’m gonna hand it over to Y/N as she is in charge of you guys now.” Lucy said

“Okay guys so McKinley we are here to have a friendly competition with McKinley til regionals almost. So like five weeks. But it’s also about making female friendships which means for us seniors it also about mentoring these kids. They are all really nice. This week they are doing Madonna which means we have to find a Madonna song to sing. So we will need all of our high voices meaning that the baritones and the basses are gonna sit out.” I said then Mr.Schue entered

“Hey the girls are gonna perform the first Madonna song today.” Mr.Schue said

I gave a thumbs up and sat down.

Then all the girls went up on stage they were wearing a black jacket over different colored shirts. Me and the rest of the Crawford country girls were sit on the right side third row. Where as the New directions were sit in the middle front section of the middle row.

Come on girls, do you believe in love? 'Cause I got something to say about it And it goes something like this

Don't go for second best baby Put your love to the test You know, you know, you've got to Make him express how he feels And maybe then you'll know your love is real

You don't need diamond rings or eighteen karat gold Fancy cars that go very fast You know they never last, no, no What you need is a big strong hand To lift you to your higher ground Make you feel like a queen on a throne Make him love you till you can't come down

Don't go for second best baby Put your love to the test You know, you know, you've got to Make him express how he feels And maybe then you'll know your love is real

Long stem roses are the way to your heart But he needs to start with your head Satin sheets are very romantic What happens when you're not in bed You deserve the best in life So if the time isn't right then move on Second best is never enough You'll do much better baby on your own

Don't go for second best baby Put your love to the test You know, you know, you've got to Make him express how he feels And maybe then you'll know your love is real

Express yourself you've got to make him Express himself Hey, hey, hey, hey So if you want it right now, make him show you how Express what he's got, oh baby ready or not

And when you're gone he might regret it Think about the love he once had Try to carry on, but he just won't get it He'll be back on his knees so please

Don't go for second best baby Put your love to the test You know, you know, you've got to Make him express how he feels And maybe then you'll know your love is real

To express yourself you've got to make him Express himself hey hey hey hey So if you want it right now, make him show you how Express what he's got, oh baby ready or not

I was dancing along to the music and then four of them did a push up stance well someone above them put their leg on them. I really started to gay panic when I saw Quinn standing on Santanas back moments like that weren’t healthy when I was in Love with Santana and had a major crush on Quinn. I took a deep sharp breath in.

Santana with these dance moves wasn’t helping with the gay panic. Her opening the jacket brought back memories and her swinging it around her head also brought back memories of when she insisted to put on a strip show for our two month anniversary.

I couldn’t tare my eyes away. Til I looked over at the McKinley boys none of them were paying attention except Kurt and Mr.Schue.

The last move Santana slid her hand down her pants and grabbed right where her pants came together and grabbed tight she pointed straight but looked at me out of the corner of her eye.

Mr.Schue stood up and said “That’s the kind of performance that I am talking about from everyone for this Madonna week. Know we still have a little bit of time before glee ends so. How about we have both clubs meet each other.” Mr.Schue said

All the girls got off the stage and the Country girls also got up and went to mingle with everyone. Mr.Schue came over to me.

“How’s it going?” Mr.Schue asked

“Same as you. Look the girls can sing Madonna just fine but we have girls with all kinds of voices. We have girls with deep male like voices. They are upset that they can’t perform this week. Same as the boys seem to be.” I said

The next day right before glee happened. I was talking with Santana and Brittnay near there lockers.

“I look smoking hot.” Santana said

“When don’t you?” I quietly whispered

“Guess who I’m dating Wes Brody he’s super cute, he plays soccer with my sister. He’s seven.” Brittnay said

“No Brittnay bad Brittnay you don’t date seven year olds. Okay the youngest you can date is a freshman.” I said

“Ugh crap I need a younger inferior man so that coach sue doesn't get mad at me and I can be head cheerleader.” Santana said

“How about an older woman who let you superior. Come on Coach Sue literally gave you two the option to date me or a younger man also three years ago the person who I dated became head cheerleader. You know I will help you out in a friendly way.” I said

“Okay right she did say that also I didn’t think this was just friendly.” Santana said

“It isn’t but we are in the hallway.” I whispered

“Also Brittnay try Finn out he’s 3 months younger than you.” I said “What about Wes Brody?” Brittnay asked

“You can date Wes Brody when he’s eighteen and out of highschool. Tell then you will go to jail for dating him.” I said

“Well let’s get this glee club over with.” Santana said

“Yes mam.” I said

The next day I was walking with Will down the hallway to finish planning out the other three weeks that we are going to do together. We saw Mercedes and Kurt.

“Hey guys.” I said

”How’s this weeks assignment coming along.” Schue asked

“Amazing you know how Madonna kinda re- invented the video right well we got Artie and the Ad club to help out where gonna make a Madonna video of our own. “ Mercedes said

“It’s gonna be magical. Magic you know Madonna new hit okay you really got to get up to speed here.” Kurt said

“We got it.” Schue said

“Schuester I heard a juicy little rumor that your rejects where doing some Madonna songs.” Sue said

“Yes Sue that is correct but don’t blame Schue that was my idea.” I said

”Well I have been waiting years to pay tribute to her and you are not swooping in at the last minute to snatch her from my talent. Madonna belongs to me and I will not be copied it’s in my contract. I want you to listen very closely you can have your Barbra’s and your Chers and your Kristina’s and wow I just lost my train of thought you Schue have so much Marjorie in your hair and you Y/N are doing nothing good using gel so that you hide your obnoxious curls.” Sue said

“First of all the kids are doing Madonna she’s public domain and there’s nothing that you can do. Secondly enough with the hair jokes oh by the way how’s the Florence Denison look working out for you. Oh maybe she could try a new setting on your flow beam. Oh snap!” Shut said

“Will for the love of everyone’s sanity never Say Oh snap! Again.” I said walking into the choir room.

The next day was Friday and I went to attend a meeting with Mrs.Cockren the vocal adrenaline coach as I had been apointed the president and leader of the CCG it was the sixth time I had met her. I mean I found her attractive who wouldn’t but I was with Santana. I thought to myself as I walked into Carmel high.

“Hello Mrs.Cockren. My name is Y/N Y/L/N.” I said reaching out my hand for a shake

“You’re the president for the Crawford Country girls.” She said

“Yes mam.” I said

“Okay well let’s go to my office and talk. (When we got there) Do you want a drink.” She asked

“Sure.” I said

We sat there talking and drinking the bottle of wine she had in her office.

“Okay tell me your darkest secret.” She said

“I will only tell you if you tell me.” I said

“Fair.” She said

“Okay I had a child my freshman year of highschool who I gave up for adoption.” I said

“I gave up a kid too she’s a sophomore now. Her name is Rachel Berry.” She said

“You know we met earlier.” I said

“Oh I know it’s hard to remember a hot body like that do you wanna go back to my place.” She said coming towards me

“Sure.” I said

When we got back to her place we both got undressed and had a fun time. She was so good in bed I mean I guess this what happens when you date someone who is a lot older than you.

The next day I went home.

“I need to talk to you.” Santana said the second I came in

“What did you do?” I asked

“I am so so sorry I slept with Finn I am so so sorry.” Santana said

“I forgive you.” I said

“Why?” Santana asked

“Because I got drunk last night and I slept with Rachel’s mom.” I said

“Hey babe Rachel doesn't have a mom.” Santana said

“Yes she dose she’s the coach of vocal adrenaline.” I said

“Okay well no more messing us up okay this time we both problem if we have sex it’s with each other and that it.” Santana said

“Perfect. I told Rachel that sex isn’t the same when it’s with the person that your meant to be with and I mean is it always the right time no. Me getting a lady boner for you well you were singing that Madonna song did nobody any good. But I can’t tell Rachel that there’s a difference with sex between the wrong person and the right person. Then yell at you for sleeping with Golden boy.” I said

At McKinley the next Monday. I was sat waiting in Mr.Schue’s office to figure out dates for the next two weeks that we doing together. After me and will finished talking I snuck into the auditorium to watch the assembly.

“You don’t go to this school anymore.” Mr.Figgins said

“Oh come on there’s parents here. Can’t I just watch my friends. I mean I literally live at Santana Lopez house.” I said

”sure but just this once.” Mr.Figgins said

“Thank you.” I said

I ran over to the glee kids

“Hey can I sit here?” I asked

”Yeah there’s a spot next to Quinn.” Rachel said

“Hey.” Quinn said

“Hey.” I said

“Look we haven’t talked in a while I want to be friends again. How about I come over to the Lopez tonight. Santana and Brittnay are hanging out and me and you can hang out. We can all watch movies.” Quinn said

“Yeah ofcourse.” I said

The assembly started.

“When did Mercedes and Kurt join the Cheerios?” I asked Quinn

“I have no idea.” Quinn said

I looked over and saw Quinn lying on her hands smiling. I walked down the steps and found Kurt, Mercedes, Hope, Brittnay and Santana.

I put both my hands up for high-fives everyone gave me one.

“That was Amazingly awesome.” I said

I went outside to wait for the CCG they pulled up soon enough and we headed to the auditorium for our group song with McKinley.

(Madonnas Like a prayer)

Life is a mystery Everyone must stand alone I hear you call my name And it feels like home

we all entered the stage

When you call my name, it's like a little prayer I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there In the midnight hour, I can feel your power Just like a prayer, you know I'll take you there

I hear your voice It's like an angel sighin' I have no choice I hear your voice Feels like flying

I close my eyes Oh God I think I'm fallin' Out of the sky I close my eyes Heaven help me

When you call my name, it's like a little prayer I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there In the midnight hour, I can feel your power Just like a prayer, you know I'll take you there

Like a child You whisper softly to me You're in control Just like a child Now I'm dancing

It's like a dream No end and no beginning You're here with me It's like a dream Let the choir sing

When you call my name, it's like a little prayer I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there In the midnight hour, I can feel your power Just like a prayer, you know I'll take you there

When you call my name, it's like a little prayer I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there In the midnight hour, I can feel a power Just like a prayer, you know I'll take you there

Life is a mystery Everyone must stand alone I hear you call my name And it feels like home

Just like a prayer (oh-oh), your voice can take me there (oh-oh) Just like a muse to me (oh-oh), you are a mystery (oh-oh) Just like a dream (oh-oh), you are not what you seem Just like a prayer, no choice your voice can take me there

mmm mm (Just like a prayer, I'll take you there) I'll take you there (It's like a dream to me) whoa oh-oh-oh (Just like a prayer, I'll take you there) I'll take you there (It's like a dream to me) oh yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah (Just like a prayer, I'll take you there) oh yeah yeah yee (It's like a dream to me) whoa oh-oh

Just like a prayer, your voice can take me there (just like a prayer) Just like a muse to me, you are a mystery (your voice can take me there) Just like a dream, you are not what you seem (just like a prayer) Just like a prayer, no choice your voice can take me there

Just like a prayer, your voice can take me there (just like a prayer) Just like a muse to me, you are a mystery (your voice can take me there) Just like a dream, you are not what you seem (just like a prayer) Just like a prayer, no choice your voice can take me there

your voice can take me there (Your voice can take me there) just like a prayer (Just like a prayer) (Just like a prayer) (Your voice can take me there) (Just like a prayer) (Just like a prayer) (Your voice can take me there) (Just like a prayer)

“Hello?” I said

“Hey.” Santana said

“Are we still on for our date tonight?” I asked

“That’s what I’m calling about Sue wanted me and Brittnay to keep Rachel away from Finn by going on a fake date with him. So we are going to Breadstix tonight. I promise that I will make it up to you.” Santana said

“Don’t worry as long as you don’t find Golden boy attractive then yes you can go on a date with him.” I said

“ I don’t.” Santana said

I was at home making myself dinner when Santana entered.

“I’m home.”Santana said taking her shoes off and putting her coat on the hook

“How was your day?” I asked

“Great, but I would rather be here with you and food that you cooked and then at Breadstix with Finn and Brittnay.” Santana said

“Oh come on you love Breadstix you also are best friends with Brittnay.” I said

“Yeah well maybe it wasn’t the place or Brittnay it was just Finn. I don’t know how Quinn or Rachel found him attractive.” Santana said

“Okay well I am almost done with cooking my dinner and then once I am done I need to go to bed cause I need to be at Crawford at 4:00am cause we’re practicing for regionals.” I said kissing the side of her lips as I put Mac n chesse into a bowl and sat done.

“When will we have our date night. That Sue had me ruin?” Santana asked

“Well I have Regionals practice and flag football practice every day for the rest of the week. So I was thinking that maybe you could drive out to watch me practice football one of the days and then we can go out to dinner and come home.”I said

"I hate this. I hate that there's a video of you out there. I hate that it made you change schools. I hate that now we're rivals. I hate that I don't see you every day anymore. I just hate all of this. I wish you were still the loner loser or at least back in McKinley, just in glee."Santana said

“Look I joined the flag football team for you. I thought that you would like me more if I did since your used to dating them.” I said

“Look, football player. Crawford, country girl, New Directions, loner. I've always seen you the same way, with love." Santana said

I wrapped my arms around her and we kissed and then we both went upstairs and laid on her bed and went to sleep. I headed to Crawford still running off our victory. The whole school was proud of us. To the point where we were still partying. Kids and teachers kept buying us cakes and what ever snacks we want. I felt bad talking about how nice it was. When I was around the New directions. They were getting bullied more than ever. When I got together with Kurt, Mercedes, Tina and Artie at breakfast all they talked about was how they were being treated by all the other kids at McKinley. I felt bad that could have been me if I was still going there.

Later that night me and Santana went to Lima Licks Ice Cream Parlor. It was our friend’s date which was actually a real date but since we were in Lima. We were just two friends hanging out.

“I told everyone in glee about Rachel dating Jesse.” Santana said well taking a spoonful of her ice cream

“Why?” I asked

“Because he’s our competition they need to break up.” Santana said

“And what am I?” I asked

“You’re our friend.” Santana said

“And your competition. Look there isn’t a difference between Rachel and Jesse; and Me and you. You and Rachel are in the exact same situation. But the difference is you don’t think that I am cheating or that I’m just dating you so that I can beat you guys. Look if there’s anything that both me and you know it’s that you cant control love. But if you guys are worried that much me and the Country girls can put an offer for a showcase between everybody at regionals.” I said

“No that not what I want.” Santana said

“Well that might be a problem.” I said

“Why?” Santayana asked

“Cause As the person in my group in charge of the planning. Mr.Schue already came to me and asked me if we could have a friendly competition.” I said

“Hey ladies we’re gonna be closing soon.” The parlor guy said Me and Santana grabbed our ice cream and started walking to the car.

“Also you guys are going down.” I said

“Oh really.” Santana said opening the car door

“Yes you guys are.” I said I said hoping in the car and closing the door

“Okay how about the person who is on the losing glee has to buy the other person dinner at where ever they want.” Santana said

“Oh Lopez you’re so on.” I said shaking her hand We went home and laid down in bed watching a movie and then we started talking.

“Look all I’m saying is Mr.Shue was a loner with curly hair. Who dated the head cheerleader. So I’m just asking will you be my Psycho wife.” I said

“And all I’m saying is that I’m not head cheerleader and I’m not a blonde white bitch.” Santana said

“Well one day you will be the head cheerleader but you will never be a blonde white bitch you will always be a brunette sexy Latina bitch.” I said

“Well we have a few weeks til my parents come back there plane lands the day before regionals.” Santana said

“Talking about regionals I need you to promise me that if my team beats you and glee get canceled that you won’t hate me.” I said

But it was hitting Santana worse than I accepted. Her parents were still gone they were gonna come back and see sectionals. Which was worrying her even worse. With the added stress of not knowing who was gonna take New Directions to Sectionals after the whole ordeal with Mr.Schue getting kicked out of the hotel he was living in well him and his wife were going through their divorce because of squatters rights. He had used one of the mattresses that the glee club had gotten during their commercial. Which I keep watching on YouTube because Santana when she’s laying on the bed and rubbing it. Was so hot and reminded me of the fun w have.

Crawford allowed us to take off Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. So that we can practice and go see our competitors Sectionals. Things had been a bit awkward with Nicky after what happened. I walked in on Tuesday right before I had flag football practice which was my last one of the week as well.

“Do you miss your Sapphic Goddess? You know I’m sure your girlfriend loves the tricks that I taught you.” Nicky said

“What do you want Nicky?” I asked

“I just want to remind you of the fun we had last week. Maybe I could jog your memory with our round 8.” Nicky said

“Look Nicky it was a one time thing that I regretted the second after it was done. I don’t like you. Do I find you attractive? Yes. Were you good in bed? Yes but you and me will never happen. Unless you kill everyone on the list before you which is sevral pepole and there’s three of them that you could never place and one of them is my hot, sexy, badass, scary girlfriend. Now let’s practice for sectionals and then I’m leaving.” I said

“Well if you two ever break up you know where to find someone who will make you orgasm.” Nicky said

After Glee practice and Flag football I drove home. The next day I drove Santana to McKinley and just chilled around until glee time. I couldn’t stay in there but I wanted to come visit everybody. I quietly walked in.

“I hope we don’t get stuck with Mr.sincorey as our sectionals supervisor .” Artie said

”The creepy math teacher?” Tina asked

”He’s always singing when he walks down the hall.” Kurt said as Mercedes shook her head

“Hey guys did any of you think it was weird the way that Puck rushed to Quinn’s side after rehearsal the other day.” Rachel asked as she ran in

“No.” Mercedes said

“I mean he likes her. I mean their friends. We all know that.” Artie said

“Yeah but it seemed like more than that. I never told you guys this before but I’m a little psychic. I can’t read minds or anything yet but I do have a sixth sense but something is definitely going on there.” Rachel said

“Hey guys what are you guys up to?” I asked

“Oh my god Y/N hi.” Kurt said

“How’s the new school?” Tina asked

“Why are you wearing a letterman jacket.” Artie asked

“It’s great the Glee club is the cool kids and to answer your question Artie I’m on our schools flag football team we currently 3-0.” I said

“Okay well I’m gonna go to the bathroom I’ll be back in a minute.” Rachel said as she left

“We need to leave here and call everyone.” Artie said

We all got into a phone call

“Hey she’s onto it.” Mercedes said

“I know it’s really freaking me out.” Tina said

“Arties buzzing in.” I said

“Guys this is serious if she finds out she’s gonna tell Finn. She a total trout mouth.” Artie said

“Look I can help you guys I can’t be in the glee club meetings for obvious reasons but I can help run intermission.” I said

“Kurt wants in.” Tina said handing her phone to Kurt

“I see we lock Rachel up tell after sectionals.” Kurt said

“As amazing as that sounds and as much as I already have somewhere to lock her up.” I said

“We can’t we need her to sing.” Mercedes said

“Can I lock her up after sectionals look I don’t go to this school but I still really don’t like her.” I said

“No.” Tina said

“Damn her talent.” Kurt said

“We just heard. Who told?” Santana said

“We assumed it was you.” Artie said

“Why would I do that.” Santana said

“To get back at Puck aren’t you guys dating.” Kurt said

“Sex is not dating.” Santana said

“If it was me and Santana would be dating.” Brittnay said

“Okay well we have to come up with a plan to keep Puck away from Quinn, Quinn away from Rachel and Rachel away from everyone. I say we circle back to locking her up and release if her the day of sectionals. That the only way to stop what’s inevitable from happening.” I said

“What are you doing on the line?” Brittnay asked

“She’s here a McKinley.” Kurt said

“I wanted to stop by and visit you guys that and also Figgins wants to see me to finish sending my paperwork over to Crawford.” I said

“Look I don’t wanna rock the boat since Quinn got pregnant I’m too dog around here.” Santana said

“Hang on Rachel’s walking by hi Mama.” Mercedes said

“Okay we’re clear.” I said after Rachel had passed us

“We can not let Rachel figure this out.” Mercedes said

“If she tells Finn you can kiss your male lead soloist goodbye and probably any chance at winning. Unless you guys can come up with a whole new set list in three days.” I said

I waited til glee ended that day. Not realizing that Rachel had already gotten to Puck.

“We had to re-make our fucking set list. But Mercedes got the Ballad.” Santana told me as we headed out to the car.

“Fuck Yeah.” I said

The next day I was in Glee class waiting for everyone to show up. Just to tell them that I would see them at sectionals that weekend. As they started to practice I couldn’t stay or keep visiting. Otherwise my team will be bard from competing.

I sat up at the top the first one to enter was Santana who came and sat next to me. It was like old times except I was finally dating her. Everything was calm. But I guess that what they say theirs always a calm before the storm. Because before we knew it Finn came in and started beating the crap out of Puck. I jumped up after letting him get a few good hits in I mean I also wanted Puck hurt. For the same reason and for another one and then I ran up and Pulled Finn off Puck when Mr.Schue came in. Me and some of the football dudes helped keep him away from Puck.

“TELL THE TRUTH!!” Finn yelled

“Bro just came in and Sucker punched me.” Puck said

Finn started speaking in what sounded like gibberish because he was so angry.

“Who told you this Finn?” Quinn asked

“Obviously it was Rachel.” Kurt said

“I didn’t do anything.” Rachel said

“Yeah it was Rachel but I want to hear it from you. I want to hear it from both of you.” Finn said

“Just calm down.” Mr.Schue said

“NO THEIR BOTH LYING TO ME. Is it true. Just tell me is it true.” Finn said

Quinn walked up to him crying “Yeah. Puck is the father.”

“All that stuff in the hot tub … you just made that up.” Finn said

“You were stupid enough to buy it.” Puck said which made Finn angry you could see it in his eyes he lunged at Puck.

“Hey, Hey, Hey Let’s go take a walk in the hallway okay buddy.” I said pushing him back

“I am so sorry.” Quinn said

“Screw this. I’m done with you.” Finn said leaving

“Okay well Y/N you have to leave too practice is gonna start and you can’t be here anymore for the rest of this week.” Schue said

“Yes Mr.Schuester.” I said leaving and catching up with Finn

“You me Gym now.” I said

Finn got into my car as I drove to the gym.

“Put boxing gloves on Picture all you emotions take them out on the bag right now.” I said

Soon enough Finn had seemed to calm down

“I at least have a reason to be mad at my Puck.” Finn said

“I have a reason to.” I said

“What the fact that your in love with Quinn to bad you’ll never have or the fact that your in love with Santana and he broke her heart.” Finn said

“I can’t tell you why.” I said

“Well then let me guess.” Finn said

“No.” I said

“Oh my god you were sleeping with Quinn too how could you do that to me.” Finn said

“Nope definitely not I wish though.” I said

“Oh my god are you and Santana together I mean she always gave me Bi vibes as a bisexual myself.” Finn said

“Welcome to the community.” I said

“Wait you didn’t say no and I won’t tell anyone anything.” Finn said

“Trust me buddy I hate him as much as you.” I said

“Well there’s a spot open for my best friend.” Finn said

“You want me to be your best friend?” I asked

“Yeah I mean you’re cool and we’re friends.Plus I have already told you stuff that Puck never knew.” Finn said

“Well I guess I can be your best friend.” I said

“Can you drive me home?” Finn asked

“Yes I can.” I said

I called Quinn to make sure that she was okay

“Hey are you okay. I’m sorry I left I just wanted to make sure Finn calmed down before his anger got him in a car accident.” I said

“No I understand. Yeah I’m fine Rachel was brave enough to do what I needed to do but couldn’t. I just need to do this without men for a while.” Quinn said

“Well if you ever need a muscular lesbian to come over and help or just bring you pickles and cream cheese at any time 24/7 just call me.” I said

“Thank you I’m gonna go to bed now this day and this baby aren’t a good mix.” Quinn said

“Okay well I will see you Saturday!!! I will be the one who’s screaming cheering you guys on.” I said as she hung up

I went to practice with the Crawford Country girls. Which was supposed to only last two hours which would mean I would get home around five but ofcourse we stayed longer a lot longer we practiced til midnight and then I went home and went into my room and saw Santana laying on my bed the same position we had been sleeping in since we got

back together. Her parents were still on their trip. I went and put pajamas on and cuddled into Santana. The next day we woke up at 5:30 am cause Santana had to be at McKinley to leave at 6:00am. I drove her to McKinley with her bags so that she could stay at the hotel and sing. Then I drove to Crawford to get on my bus to watch them perform. Hopefully the Finn blowup didn’t mess up their chances. The bus ride mostly consisted of us practicing the songs that we were gonna sing for our sectionals.

Saturday: Sectionals started at eleven. We arrived at ten and went and sat down there was a large group of seats in front of our group. We sat there for a while until the people in front of us filled in I looked up to see McKinley. They all looked extremely nervous for obvious reasons. I stood up cause I was sitting on the edge of the row because Lucy had booked the tickets wrong. But I didn’t mind I would be getting to sit next to my friends. I just pray that I’m not sat next to Rachel or Puck I would literally rather kill myself. Stupid me Rachel sat right next to me. We were listening to them perform. When I started to recognize the songs the were the same songs that Santana had been singing in her room they were McKinleys set list. There is only one person evil enough to do this the one the only Sue Satan Spawn Sylvester.

“They stole your set list.” I told rachel

“It’s a really popular song.” She said looking at me and then down the row

The girls than came out in wheelchairs and sang proud Mary.

“They stole your set list.” I said looking at everone

Everyone walked out. I looked around none of them knew what to do and Mrs.Pillsbury was freaking out. I got up to make sure that they were okay. When I rounded to corner I saw Artie ramming his chair into the wall and everyone else down.

“Alright, everyone, listen up! I know things seem tough right now. Sure, they stole your set list, and yeah, Sue probably leaked it. But think about this: they had to steal from you because you're that good. You set the standard. You have talent, you have looks, and you have integrity. You are the ones to beat, not the other way around. So let's stop feeling sorry for ourselves and start focusing on what you do best. You can sing circles around those other schools. You could sing 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star' and still knock the judges' socks off. Show them what you're made of. Come together, create a killer new set list, and show everyone why you're the ones they'll remember. Let's do this!" I said

“You know what Y/N. Right we got this.” Rachel said as they all started thinking.

“Thank you.” Mrs.Pillsbury said

"No problem. If my team and I are going to compete at sectionals, I need a group that earned their spot fair and square. Besides, I love them - I might have moved away, but they're like family to me." I said

“Go back to your group before we have to come on.” Mrs.Pillsbury said

I walked back to my seat and sat down.

“What happened?” Will asked running up to Mrs.Pillsbury

“There better now Y/N came out and gave them an inspirational motivational speech. They are making a new set list.” Mrs.Pillsbury said

I sat down and watched the deaf kids sing the rest of The New Directions set list

“And know our finally team McKinley highs New directions.” The announcer said

I saw that they had done it they had changed the set list. I might have gotten to exited and hopeful and Snapped my fingers and said “Let’s go.” In a deep guttural voice that cause Mrs.Pillsbury to look at me and smile knowing that I was just so proud of them.

Rachel started off with a sole singing rain on my parade from Finny girl. She went and sat at the end of aisle on Mrs.Pillsbury chair and sang. The rest of the glee club joined.

“Which one is she?” Nicky whispered in my ear

“You don’t get know okay what happened between you and me was a one time thing. Also it doesn’t matter they all are hotter than you I would rather sleep with the men then sleep with you again.” I whispered back

“It’s the Latina isn’t it. She looks your type black hair, a killer smile, Nice tits.” Nicky whispered back

“I’m trying to watch my friends perform okay so please stop.” I said

Soon Rachel’s song was over and I shoot up out of my seat to give a standing ovation and then sat down to hear everyone else sing a song that I had never heard before. But that was good. I saw Mrs.Pillsbury with tears in her eyes and it wasn’t til Lucy handed me tissues til I realized that I was also crying. I was extremely proud of them. I started dancing in my seat until I realized all my teammates had stood up and were dancing so I stood up with them and clapped along. We stayed standing up giving another standing ovation.

Me and my team went and got some snacks at concessions well the judges decided who was gonna win.

“They were good but we are better we can totally beat any of those teams.” Lucy said

“Yeah and the New directions seemed unpracticed.” Jess said

“Well I think that they did great.” I said

“Yeah you were crying.” Lucy said

“Look the others stole their set list because one of their coaches named sue sylvester gave it away they made that set list in one hour.” I said

We headed in for the award ceremony.

Everyone headed in to get ready for awards.

“In third place Jane Adam’s Academy, and for the moment you have all been waiting for in first place We have McKinley highs New Directions.” The announcer read

“Wow let’s go!!!” I screamed

The next Monday at McKinley Sue got fired as coach of the Cheerios. Will was reinstated as the head of glee club. Will was in the choir room as glee club stood in a C shape

“Well we have something to tell you Mr.Schue. First.” Finn said stepping to the side of the trophy to reveal it

“I am so proud of you guys you won fair and square. The vote was unanimous and the judges didn’t even know about all the shenanigans behind the scenes. So congratulations you earned this. (Everyone clapped) come on give it up alright. But know we have regionals to worry about and you can bet that Vocal adrenaline and The Crawford country girls are hard at work so we should be too. But that doesn’t mean that we don’t support one of our own. Vocal adrenaline won there sectionals last week, We won our this week and at the end of this week we are gonna go support The Crawford country girls. But first let’s get started on regionals.” Mr.Schue said

“Ah wait Mr.Schue there one more thing.” Puck said

“Since you weren’t able to come and be there to see us perform we put together a special number just for you take a seat.” Rachel said

Meanwhile at Crawford

“Okay girls we have sectionals this weekend. Which means we will be doing the tradition of living at the school and committing every waking hour till the end of the week. We have sleeping bags and shower supplies for everyone we asked everyone to bring comfortable clothes to practice in. On t Wednesday we will change into the cowgirl outfits that we will be wearing well we perform. From here on out You will Eat, Sleep, and Breath our set list. Then on Friday we don’t talk we rest our vocal cords.” Jess said

The rest of the week was hell Finally Friday came and we got on the bus and headed to the hotel. The same thing that McKinley had done. When we got to the hotel everyone checked into their bedrooms and I was getting mine ready when I felt a bunch of eyes looking at me and someone wrap their arms around me. I turned around to try to see who it was. It was hope was giving me a hug and the rest of the glee kids were there too.

I pulled out my phone and texted Rachel

I love you all so much!!! You didn’t have to come and watch thank you. Tell everyone that I am not allowed to talk otherwise if anyone in my team sees me I will be thrown in an ice bath. I will talk to you guys tomorrow I promise.

Rachel said exactly why I had texted to everyone as they all responded I shook my head and then walked away. Santana followed and got in the elevator with me.

“What are you doing?” I asked when the elevator doors closed I hadn’t pressed a button yet.

“I thought that you couldn’t talk.” Santana said

“I can’t So what do you want?” I asked

“Nothing I don’t even want you to make a noise. I’m just gonna follow you to your room.” Santana said

All of a sudden the elevator stopped.

“Shit this is just grate!!!” I said as the lights in the elevator went off

Santana slowly without we realizing had slipped her hand into my pants and had inserted a finger inside of me.

“You know we’re not in orange is the black” I said grabbing her hand. Trying to pull out which some how just made it go deeper. I moaned at the feeling of the finger inside of me. As she started thrusting her finger in and out of me. We had more fun well they worked on the elevator. Which both groups were waiting for well we had fun with each other. Soon enough the elevator started moving again. We threw our pants on quickly. As the doors soon opened up to the New Direction and the Country girls.

“Are you two okay?” Schue asked

“Yeah just a bit shaken up.” I said

“Yeah what happened?” Santana asked

“The power cut to the whole hotel.” Jess said

“Okay well we need to go practice for tommorow.” Lucy said

“I thought that we weren’t talking or singing.” I said

“We’re not were practicing the dance moves.” Lucy said

“Okay well bye guys I’ll see you after the performance tomorrow.” I said

“See yeah.” Kurt said

I walked away with county girls to one of the conference rooms.

We practiced til eleven pm and then we finally headed to our rooms. When I got to my room I laid down and bed and went straight to sleep. The next day was performance we were going third against Dalton Academy who was our brother school and Coldwater high school. We went and sat down and watched The Coldwater Cutthroat’s who was going first. We all went for different themes the cutthroats choose Home which you could tell by there songs. (Song 1 Back home again by John Denver, Song 2 Home by daughtry and Song 3 Take me home tonight by Eddie Money. )

There's a storm across the valley, clouds are rollin' in The afternoon is heavy on your shoulders There's a truck out on the four lane, a mile or more away The whinin' of his wheels just makes it colder

He's an hour away from ridin' on your prayers up in the sky Ten days on the road are barely gone There's a fire softly burning, supper's on the stove It's the light in your eyes that makes him warm

Hey, it's good to be back home again Sometimes this old farm feels like a long lost friend Yes, and hey, it's good to be back home again

There's all the news to tell him, how'd you spend your time? What's the latest thing the neighbors say And your mother called last Friday, sunshine made her cry You felt the baby move just yesterday

Hey, it's good to be back home again, yes it is Sometimes this old farm feels like a long lost friend Yes, and hey, it's good to be back home again

Oh, the time that I can lay this tired old body down Feel your fingers feather soft on me The kisses that I live for, the love that lights my way The happiness that livin' with you brings me

It's the sweetest thing I know of, just spending time with you It's the little things that make a house a home Like a fire softly burning and supper on the stove The light in your eyes that makes me warm

Hey, it's good to be back home again Sometimes this old farm feels like a long lost friend Yes, and hey, it's good to be back home again

Hey, it's good to be back home again, you know it is Sometimes this old farm feels like a long lost friend Hey, it's good to be back home again I said, hey, it's good to be back home again

I'm staring out into the night Tryin' to hide the pain I'm going to the place where love And feeling good don't ever cost a thing And the pain you feel's a different kind of pain

Well, I'm going home Back to the place where I belong And where your love has always been enough for me I'm not running from No, I think you got me all wrong I don't regret this life I chose for me But these places and these faces are getting old So I'm going home

Well, I'm going home

The miles are getting longer, it seems The closer I get to you I've not always been the best man or friend for you But your love remains true, and I don't know why You always seem to give me another try

So I'm going home Back to the place where I belong And where your love has always been enough for me I'm not running from No, I think you got me all wrong I don't regret this life I chose for me But these places and these faces are getting old

Be careful what you wish for 'Cause you just might get it all You just might get it all And then some you don't want Be careful what you wish for 'Cause you just might get it all You just might get it all, yeah

Well, I'm going home Back to the place where I belong And where your love has always been enough for me I'm not running from No, I think you got me all wrong I don't regret this life I chose for me But these places and these faces are getting old I said these places and these faces are getting old So I'm going home

I feel a hunger, it's a hunger That tries to keep a man awake at night Are you the answer? I shouldn't wonder When I can feel you whet my appetite With all the power you're releasing It isn't safe to walk the city streets alone Anticipation is running through me Let's find the keys and turn this engine on

I can feel you breathe I can feel your heart beat faster 

Take me home tonight I don't want to let you go 'til you see the light Take me home tonight Listen, honey, just like Ronnie sang Be my little baby, oh, ho, oh

I get frightened in all this darkness I get nightmares, I hate to sleep alone I need some company, a guardian angel To keep me warm when the cold winds blow

I can feel you breathe I can feel your heart beat faster

Take me home tonight I don't want to let you go 'til you see the light Take me home tonight Listen, honey, just like Ronnie sang Be my little baby Be my little baby, uh-huh

Just like Ronnie sang I said Just like Ronnie sang Be my little baby Baby, my darlin', oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

I feel a hunger It's a hunger

Take me home tonight I don't want to let you go 'til you see the light Take me home tonight Listen, honey, just like Ronnie sang Be my little baby, oh, ho, oh

Take me home tonight (Oh, be my darling) I don't want to let you go 'til you see the light (Oh, oh, oh, oh) Take me home tonight Listen, honey, just like Ronnie sang (Uh, uh, oh, oh, oh) Be my little baby, oh, ho, oh

Take me home tonight I don't want to let you go 'til you see the light Take me home tonight Listen, honey, just like Ronnie sang Be my little baby, oh, ho, oh

Next up we’re the Warblers who went with a theme of trainwreck ("On My Own" from Les Misérables by Claude-Michel Schönberg, Since you been gone from Kelly Clarkson and rolling in the deep by Adele.”

On my own Pretending he's beside me All alone I walk with him 'til morning Without him I feel his arms around me And when I lose my way I close my eyes And he has found me

In the rain, the pavement shines like silver All the lights are misty in the river In the darkness, the trees are full of starlight And all I see is him and me forever and forever

And I know it's only in my mind That I'm talking to myself and not to him And although I know that he is blind Still I say, there's a way for us

I love him But when the night is over He is gone The river's just a river Without him The world around me changes The trees are bare and everywhere The streets are full of strangers

I love him But every day I'm learning All my life I've only been pretending Without me His world will go on turning A world that's full of happiness That I have never known

I love him I love him I love him But only on my own

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Here's the thing we started off friends It was cool but it was all pretend Yeah yeah Since you've been gone

You dedicated you took the time Wasn't long till I called you mine Yeah yeah Since you've been gone

And all you'd ever hear me say Is how I pictured me with you That's all you'd ever hear me say

But since you've been gone I can breathe for the first time I'm so movin' on, yeah yeah Thanks to you now I get what I want Since you've been gone

How can I put it? You put me on I even fell for that stupid love song Yeah yeah Since you've been gone

How come I'd never hear you say? ?I just wanna be with you? I guess you never felt that way

But since you've been gone I can breathe for the first time I'm so movin' on, yeah yeah Thanks to you now I get, I get what I want Since you've been gone

You had your chance you blew it Out of sight, out of mind Shut your mouth I just can't take it Again and again and again and again

Since you've been gone (Since you've been gone) I can breathe for the first time I'm so movin' on, yeah yeah Thanks to you (Thanks to you) Now I get, I get what I want

I can breathe for the first time I'm so movin' on, yeah yeah Thanks to you (Thanks to you) Now I get (I get) You should know (You should know) That I get, I get what I want Since you've been gone Since you've been gone Since you've been gone

There's a fire starting in my heart Reaching a fever pitch, it's bringing me out the dark Finally I can see you crystal clear [Clean version:] Go 'head and sell me out and I'll lay your ship bare [Explicit version:] Go 'head and sell me out and I'll lay your shit bare See how I leave with every piece of you Don't underestimate the things that I will do

There's a fire starting in my heart Reaching a fever pitch And it's bringing me out the dark

The scars of your love remind me of us They keep me thinking that we almost had it all The scars of your love, they leave me breathless I can't help feeling We could have had it all (You're gonna wish you never had met me) Rolling in the deep (Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep) You had my heart inside of your hand (You're gonna wish you never had met me) And you played it, to the beat (Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)

Baby, I have no story to be told But I've heard one on you And I'm gonna make your head burn Think of me in the depths of your despair Make a home down there As mine sure won't be shared

(You're gonna wish you never had met me) The scars of your love remind me of us (Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep) They keep me thinking that we almost had it all (You're gonna wish you never had met me) The scars of your love, they leave me breathless (Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep) I can't help feeling We could have had it all (You're gonna wish you never had met me) Rolling in the deep (Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep) You had my heart inside of your hand (You're gonna wish you never had met me) And you played it, to the beat (Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep) We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You had my heart inside of your hand But you played it, with a beating

Throw your soul through every open door (woah) Count your blessings to find what you look for (woah) Turn my sorrow into treasured gold (woah) You'll pay me back in kind and reap just what you sow (woah) (You're gonna wish you never had met me) We could have had it all (Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep) We could have had it all (You're gonna wish you never had met me) It all, it all, it all (Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)

We could have had it all (You're gonna wish you never had met me) Rolling in the deep (Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep) You had my heart inside of your hand (You're gonna wish you never had met me) And you played it to the beat (Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)

We could have had it all (You're gonna wish you never had met me) Rolling in the deep (Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep) You had my heart inside of your hand (You're gonna wish you never had met me)

But you played it You played it You played it You played it to the beat.

Then we were finally on we had an hour to get our costumes on.

Lucy (Alto)

Jess (Baritone)

Nicky (Tenor)

Me (Bass)

Melody (Beatboxing)

Maria (Saprano)

Everybody

(All the links are to home free songs) (Song 1 Everything will Be okay) watch video pls I can’t write the a cappella parts

Do do do do do

Do do do do do

Do do do do do

Driving down the road Don't know where I'm going I see your face in every car that passes me by I know it's true There's no way you're knowin' Where this will lead But I can't help but wonder, why don't we just try?

Bum bad doom bu doom boom

All I want to do, is be with you And all I want you to know is I ain't lettin' go All I want to feel is that we've got something real And all I want you to say is everything will be okay Yeah

Do do do do do

Do do do do do

Do do do do do

Now, I'd be lying if I said that I wasn't worried But I told myself that I would never fall again And I'm sure you'll call, but I wish you'd hurry And I'll have your way Darling, you just tell me when will we give in?

All I want to do is be with you And all I want you to know is I ain't lettin' go All I want to feel is that we've got something real And all I want you to say is everything will be okay It'll be okay (Both Nicky and Lucy)

Maybe, baby, we're just crazy, but it may be love

All I want to do is be with you And all I want you to know is I ain't lettin' go All I want to feel is that we've got something real And all I want you to say is everything will be okay

Do do do do do

Do do do do do

Do do do do do

Everything will be okay It'll be okay I know it'll be okay I know, I know, I know

It's gonna be alright, tonight It's gonna be alright, tonight It's gonna be alright, tonight It's gonna be alright, tonight

I set out on a narrow way many years ago Hoping I would find true love along the broken road But I got lost a time or two Wiped my brow and kept pushing through I couldn't see how every sign pointed straight to you

That every long lost dream led me to where you are Others who broke my heart, they were like Northern stars Pointing me on my way into your loving arms This much I know is true That God blessed the broken road That led me straight to you Yes, He did

I think about the years I spent just passin' through I'd like to have the time I lost and give it back to you But you just smile and take my hand You've been there, you understand It's all part of a grander plan that is coming true

Every long lost dream led me to where you are Others who broke my heart, they were like Northern stars Pointing me on my way into your loving arms This much I know is true That God blessed the broken road That led me straight to you Yeah

And now I'm just a-rollin' home Into my lover's arms This much I know is true That God blessed the broken road That led me straight to you

That God blessed the broken road That led me straight to you Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, mm, mm

(I had to make it into a solo to follow the rules but tim is singing the whole time pretty much.)

Baby lock the door and turn the lights down low And put some music on that's soft and slow Baby we ain't got no place to go I hope you understand

I've been thinking 'bout this all day long Never felt a feeling quite this strong I can't believe how much it turns me on Just to be your man

There's no hurry Don't you worry We can take our time Come a little closer Let's go over What I had in mind

Baby lock the door and turn the lights down low And put some music on that's soft and slow Baby we ain't got no place to go I hope you understand

I've been thinking 'bout this all day long Never felt a feeling quite this strong I can't believe how much it turns me on Just to be your man

Ain't nobody ever love nobody The way that I love you We're alone now You don't know how Long I've wanted to

Lock the door and turn the lights down low And put some music on that's soft and slow Baby we ain't got no place to go I hope you understand

I've been thinking 'bout this all day long Never felt a feeling that was quite this strong I can't believe how much it turns me on Just to be your man I can't believe how much it turns me on Just to be your man

As everyone stood up and gave us a standing ovation we headed off the stage. Everyone went off to the green room. I went off to Find the New directions I saw them standing in the corner talking right outside the theater.

“Oh My God Y/N That was amazing.” Rachel said

“Was it I messed up a couple times. That last note on Your Man was supposed to be lower.” I said

“You can hit lower than that?” Kurt asked

“Yes.” I said fidgeting with my fingers

“Dose it help you if I tell you that for the first time in my life. I am proud to be your sister.” Hope said

I smiled

“Don’t get all happy it will disappear by tonight.” Hope said

“Look no matter what happened nobody could tell and you guys were amazing.” Mr.Schue said

“And secretly we are kinda hoping that you guys lose so that we have a shot at sectionals.” Finn said

“Okay well the awards are starting so go find out.” Mr.Schue said

“Also no matter what happens. We are having a party at my house afterwards.” Santana said

“Okay well I will see y’all in a little bit.” I said

We all went on the stage. The announcer waited as long as they could. I was getting really nervous so I looked for the new directions in the crowd and when I found them my eyes went directly to Santana. She gave me a thumbs up when she saw that I was looking at her.

“Okay we had a lot of talent on the stage today. (The announcer ripped up his paper) you know what let’s get this over with so that we can all go home and sleep. In third place the Warblers.” I watched as their Freshman star soloist went up and got the trophy. “Okay well let make these kids panic a little bit it’s nice weather we’re having outside today you know sunny a couple light sprinklings. Okay for the moment everyone has been waiting for in Second place we have the C ……………………… utthroat’s. That means that your first place champion at this Sectionals this year is Crawford Country.” The announcer said

A sigh of relief came over me as I walked up and grabbed the trophy. I handed it to Jess. We all headed off the stage and back to the green room.

“Hey are you coming to add the trophy to our collection at Crawford?” Jess asked

“I would love too. But i already have plans with some friends who came and watched I need to go find them.” I said walking out and looking for the new directions the second time that day.

“Well here comes our new competition.” Mr.Schue said jokingly

“Look there was two reasons I left we all know one the major one. But you told me not to sing and to sway in the back and let the boys have the low parts. So it’s kinda your fault you have to go up against me.” I said

“Fair. But you better be happy with letting glee getting cancelled because we lose to you.” Mr.Schue said

“Okay so we have two things of business. First we are having a Movie night and Sleepover at My house tonight as a bonding experience. Also we have gotten tickets to watch Sectionals next week to scope out our competition.” Jess said

“Who will be there?” Maria asked

“McKinley high school, Jane Adam’s school for girls and Haverbrook school for the deaf.” Lucy said

“Okay so if everyone is ready and wants to head out for the movie night. The seniors will be driving the younger kids.” Jess said

We all headed out and went to Jess’s house.

“So how the girlfriend doing?” Nicky asked

“We’re on brake so that she could figure out her sexuality.” I said

“We’ll my offer still stands and I don’t have anything to figure out.” Nicky said

I walked away knowing that a conversation with her will just lead to more of her flirting. I went and Mayes down on the couch next to Jess and Lucy. Who had the popcorn and I sipped on a beer that was out in the kitchen. They had so many alcoholic drinks that were unlimited to the seniors. Well the underclass man sat on the floor and the juniors only got 20 drinks max. The Sophomores only got 15 max and the Freshman got 10 drinks max. “You know what I kinda miss when me and you just had movie nights together.” Jess said to Lucy quietly but I still heard

”Oh those were more than movie nights and you know it.” Lucy said

“Yeah well maybe I miss the other stuff too.” Jess said

“Yeah you were pretty good at the other stuff.” Lucy said

“Hey babe what you talking bout.” Maria said sitting next to Lucy

“Nothing.” Lucy said

Oh my god they were they were the future Santana and Brittnay.

“So how’s the boyfriend?” Maria asked Jess

“Good I just can’t wait til we have a Dalton and Crawford dance.” Jess said

“I have no clue how you’re dating a Freshman.” Melody said sitting down

“We all don’t need to date someone that is ten years older than us. Right Y/n. How old was your girlfriend.” Nicky said sitting on the other side of the couch

“Sixteen.” I said

“So she’s a junior see there’s no problem with that.” Maria said

“Actually she’s a Sophomore.” I said

“See someone else who understands what dating younger is like.” Jess said

“Well Y/n and her girlfriend aren’t together anymore so I wouldn’t compare you with them.” Nicky said

“That wasn’t my idea okay. She’s still figuring out her sexuality and until then I said she and me need to take a break cause I was tired of coming in second to her boyfriend.” I said sipping my beer

“That actually makes sense but the real question is we’re you In love.” Melody asked

“Of course I was love has no bounds it sees no age it is handing a gun to someone who keeps it pointed at your heart. It’s a wicked game of roulette that has no bounds and someone always ends up pulling the trigger. You’re lucky if you find the person who doesn’t.” I said

“Hey we’re trying to watch a movie. We don’t want to hear about your sad love life’s.” A junior said

We quickly silenced ourselves. So that we could watch the movie. Once the movies were over we all found somewhere to sleep.

“Hey Jess..” I said when I left the bathroom upstairs

“Yes.” Jess said

“Look Nicky keeps making passes at me can I sleep in your room.” I said

“Yeah sure no problem just sleep on the floor.” Jess said

“I can totally do that.” I said

As we all went to bed and woke up and went back to school I had to get over my hangover quickly as we had flag football tryouts that afternoon. I was drinking coffee all day long and then finally went out on the field that afternoon.

“Okay girls my name is Coach Harper Steele. This isn’t a club that just anyone can play in. This is football no matter what we call it we’re gonna play like it’s football. We’re gonna start off with Laps last five to finish the laps are not allowed on the team. Also these aren’t just any Laps these are 16 kilometers runs. 8 kilometers each way. Two times. You will run from here to Hoover Reservoir park and go.” She said

I quickly grabbed my purse and my water bottle knowing that I didn’t want to wary my water with me the whole time. After running to Hoover reservoir the second time I saw other people were already running back so I tried to pick up my speed passing a couple people. I wasn’t sure how many people were behind me. I ran to reservoir and back. As I got close to the field I speed up to as fast as I could possibly go. I could hear my heart beating in my head my eyes were going dark. My legs felt like they weren’t even touching the ground and every time they did I felt a pain go up them from the amount of running. There was three people in front of me. I just wanted to stop why was I doing it. Santana she was why she liked football players so did Quinn so did Brittnay maybe they would be mine if I got on the team. I need to be on the team I have talked about being on a football team since I was kid. My thoughts gave me enough boost to pass two of the girls as I ran up to coach and hit her hand.

“Number 16” she said as I hit her and went to sit back down.

Once everyone was back Coach finally spoke to us.

“Okay players 31,30,29,28,27,1,2,3,4 are all cut you can all leave now.” She said as those people stood up and left. “Okay now all of you can follow me to the weight room. Your weights for Squat,Bench, Deadlift will be totaled together at the end the bottom four numbers are out.”She said

She wrote the numbers on the board next to the number we had gotten in the race:

Number: Deadlift Squat Bench

5. 125. 165. 130

6. 115. 170. 122

7. 110. 120. 100

8. 220. 275. 250

9 250. 320. 375

10. 160 115. 200

11. 50. 50. 100

12. 250. 300. 280

13. 175. 200. 230

14. 100. 150. 175

15. 100. 50. 165

16(Y/N). 230. 215. 200

17. 180. 50. 100

18. 275 300. 375

19 175. 160. 200

20 180. 200. 220

21. 190. 240. 280

22. 375. 375. 375

23. 280. 290. 270

24. 140. 240. 120

25. 160. 190. 110

26 235. 320. 340

27. 380. 120. 380

“Okay so 11,7,17,15 are cut. Everyone out to the field for a scrimmage. If I substitute you out you lose.” Coach said

We went out to the field and scrimmaged. I luckily never got called out.

“Okay if you’re still here welcome to the team.” Coach Steele said. “The first game is this weekend a triple back to back game. It will be taking place in Columbus. We will Spending the night in Columbus.”

At McKinley high

“Okay cheerios so this weekend. Saturday and Sunday we are traveling to Columbus spending the night cause we will be the main show of cheerleading at the televised. Female flag football game. Every school in Ohio that has a Flag football team is gonna be there. If you don’t come you are cut off the team.” Sue said

Back to Crawford

“Okay guys practice starts tomorrow. We will all meet in the weight room at 4:00am til the start of school at 5:40 and then after school we will practice. From 2:00 to 10:00” Steele said

I drove home knowing that I would need to get sleep. I woke up and went to school I was the first one in the weight room and started with dumbbells. Coach entered after 30 minutes.

“What time did you get here?” Coach Steele asked

“3:20 coach.” I said

“Do you live nearby?” Coach Steele asked

“No Mam I live in Lima.” I said

“What time did you get up?” Coach Steele asked

“2:00am I ate breakfast and then drove here.” I said

“What’s your name?” Coach Steele asked

“It is Y/N” I said gulping back

I left class and headed straight to glee. I had to leave Crawford county girls early so that I could get to practice on time. After a long day with Sectionals practice and Flag football practice I was gonna head home. I had been thinking a lot about Santana and just needed the touch of someone else. When I looked up in the bleachers I saw a glimpse of someone I knew. So I walked up there.

“Hey.” I said

“You looked hot out there.” Nicky said

“What do you want.” I asked

“Nothing me and the seniors in glee are having a party with liquor and pizza. Half the schools gonna be there it’s happening right now I just wanted to come and invite you.” Nicky said

“Oh well you know what I will come.” I said

“Okay well let’s go.” Nicky said

When we walked to the parking lot. Okay just follow me with your car. I only live a few blocks away. I followed her to the party. When I showed up almost half the school was there. I grabbed myself a beer before I knew it the party had died down. I had 3 beers and two solo cups of coke and whiskey. I wasn’t drunk to the point of not remembering what I was doing. Just enough to not make good decisions.

“Hey does that offer still stand.” I asked Nicky

“Hell yeah you want to go up to my bedroom.” Nicky said grabbing my hands and leading me into her bedroom downstairs.

We didn’t talk at all I just undressed myself and she undressed herself and pushed me into her desk chair and ate me out. She threw me onto her bed and fingered me like she had done it thousands of times before knowing exactly where to hit and the perfect speed. Was this what sex with someone who had sex with other women before felt like or was she just really good at it. We fucked for longer than I accepted too. But I woke up the next morning hungover a little bit disoriented in what I did the previous night. I opened my arms wondering whose bedroom I was in. Then I looked over and saw Nicky naked body covering me. As the memories of the night before came rushing back. I crawled out of her bed and threw my uniform on so that I wouldn’t be late to school.

”Late night Y/N.” Coach Steele said as I entered the weight room

“Nope.” I said

“So you didn’t go to that party that almost everyone at the school was at.” Coach Steele asked

“How did you know about that party.” I asked

“I’m their neighbor. Which means I also saw you leaving this morning.” Coach Steele said

“I messed up I took a break from my girlfriend and I went and made a dumb mistake by sleeping with Nicky. I messed up so bad how am I supposed to go to Glee tonight. If I slept with her.” I said

“Well that seems like a problem that you need to deal with don’t let it mess with your game.” Coach Steele said

“Yes mam it won’t.” I said

that day went by fast. I stayed at a hotel so that there was no chance I ran into Santana I couldn’t after what I had done. Before I knew it; it was Thursday and I finally went home. Funnily enough Santana happened to arrive at the same time as me.

“Where have you been? All week.” Santana asked

“I was at practice. Where were you?” I asked

“New directions filmed a commercial for our local mattress store.” Santana said

“Cool that sounds amazing.” I said

“So what’s been happening at practice?” Santana asked

“Well Glee has been going good we are prepared to beat our competitors. But football has been burning me out I’ve been getting up at 2:00am and leaving school at 10 pm.” I said

“Football?” Santana asked

“Yeah I joined Crawfords school team.” I said

She started to walk away.

“I cheated on you.” I said

“What?” Santana said angrily

“It was this week so we weren’t together but I have been staying at a hotel because I felt like I cheated on you.” I said

“With who?” She looked at me with tears in her eyes

“Nicky.” I said

“Who?” Santana said

“The glee girl.” I said

“You mean the one you told me not to worry about.” Santana said

“Yes but you also told me not to worry about Puck and I doubt that you felt this guilty every time you fucked him.” I said

“Me and Puck aren’t fucking anymore never again. I let him go. I did feel that guilty everytime. I don’t realize it tell you we’re gone. I felt like I was suffocating. I was gonna see if you wanted to try again but we are really over.” Santana said

“Santana we can’t ever really be over. We are always gonna be in each other’s deck of cards. We are the card that saves the other person.” I said walking away and downstairs to my room

Crawford

The next day me and the other Football players got on the bus and headed to Columbus.

Mckinley

”Okay Cheerios we’re all here let’s get headed to thi stupid thing.” Sue said

“I heard that it is televised nation wide.” Santana said

Back with me

We arrived and got assigned our rooms. I unpacked my bag and headed grabbed my gym clothes. I left and headed down to the gym for four hours I worked out til my arms and legs were sore and couldn’t do anymore. I grabbed my belongings and headed to the Sauna I sat in there for thirty minutes before heading up to my room. I was looking down at my phone asking my teammate that I was bunked in what room we were in and listening to music. When I ran into someone.

“Hey watch we’re your going?” The person said I took one earbud out of my ear

“I’m so sorry” I said looking up and seeing Santana “What are you doing here.”

“The Cheerios are cheering at some stupid flag football competition that Neanderthals are competing in. Why are you here” Santana asked

“Well I am one of the Neanderthals that are competing.” I said

“Oh well I guess that we will be seeing each other a lot this weekend.” Santana said

“Well me and a couple of my teammates were gonna go swimming if you and your friends want to come.” I said

“Yeah we’ll join.” Santana said

“Awesome see you soon.” I said

Santanas room

“Who was that?” Brittnay asked

“One of the football players asked if we wanted to join them swimming?” Santana said

“Why would they do that?” Brittnay asked

“Cause it was Y/N she was heading up from the gym.” Santana said

Me and my friends got on our swimsuits and headed downstairs.

(I don’t know why I decided to write about swimming but just looking up Naya in a swimsuit was sad. So this section will be short.)

Yellow suit Harley Marino and in the

My swimsuit

Santana and Brittnay’s

we swam for a little bit and messed around in the water and then we went and sat in the hot tub. Which was small so we had to sit really close to each other. Which caused me and Santana to be sat right next to each other. I had no where to put my hands til I sat it down on what I thought was the bench. Until I looked down and saw that it was on Santanas thigh. When we looked at the clock it was midnight way past all of our curfews. We snuck out of the pool room and tried our best to avoid the coaches looking for us. Until I ran into Coach Steele. While the others took a different route.

“What are you doing out?” Coach Steele asked

“Coach remember that girl the one I’m in LLove with she’s here she’s on one of the cheer teams. I think that I got her to forgive me for sleeping with Nicky. Can you please let this slide.” I asked

“Are they one the Cheerios?” Coach Steele asked

“I will distract Coach Sylvester while you run up to your rooms but run up there and get straight to bed. I will tell her that you got sick and that they helped.” Coach Steele said

“Tell her my name I used to go to McKinley we knew each other.” I said

I ran over to the path where the girls were. “Okay I got them distracted we just got to run to our rooms.” I said

“Well that sounds amazing. You guys go ahead will take the elevator after you?” Santana said

“Are you cold you’re doing that little dance thing that you do when you’re cold.” I said

“Yeah I left my towel in the pool area.” Santana said

“Here.” I said handing her my towel

“Thank you.” Santana said

“I’m sorry that you have to sneak around coach for me.” I said

“No I like sneaking around with you. I miss this.” Santana said

“I don’t think we’ve ever done this before.” I said as we both stepped into the elevator and I hit the button to our floor. We were on floor G4 and we were on floor 15

“No us I miss us. I miss your touch, I miss your smile, I miss your laugh.” Santana said

“Kiss me.” I said

Without missing a beat she kissed me and we went back. It was like we had never kissed each other before we counted as the ticks happened on the elevator Santana pulled away right before the doors opened. We both parted and went to bed

The next day was Chaotic the first three games of the Six games played this weekend. I ran out on the field the first game scoring 4 touchdowns. We won 119 to 35 after we caught 6 interceptions. The next game went the same although we were tired and hungry so we only managed to score 84 and the other team got 77.

At lunch time I was in line getting food when someone came up to my side and put their hands on my shoulders which caused me to jump.

“Hey” Santana said

“Hey how is your day going?” I said

“Good we have been watching you. You’re amazing out on that field.” Santana said

“Is it nice to finally be rooting for a winning team?” I said

“You know I have seen you win more today than I have seen our football team win in two years.” Santana said

“Do you guys have someone to eat with?” I asked

“Yeah we’re eating with the Cheerios.” Brittnay said grabbing food.

“You wanna hangout tonight.” Santana asked

“Totally.” I said

“Cool Brittnay and me are having a movie night.” Santana said

“Just like the good old days?” I said

“Not exactly meet me on the far side of the field I’ll grab Brittnay and we will eat on the bleachers.” Santana said

I meet them on the bleachers.

“What changed.” I asked

“Well me and Brittnay finally had sex together well we’re broken up.” Santana said

“FINALLY!!!! YES YES YES I WAS RIGHT.” I yelled

“Shhh.” Santana said putting her hand over my mouth

“I just wanted to say that if you want her I understand.” I said

“Nope I want you.” Santana said

I played the game and we won. 105 to 42.

Me and My team went back to our hotel rooms and I went and watched movies in Santanas room.

“When are you guys performing.” I asked

“It’s not a performance.” Santana said

“Well when are you guys Cheering?” I asked

“Tomorrow.” Santana said

“Does your sister know your hear.” Brittnay asked

“No.” I said

“Why not?” Santana asked

“I don’t want anyone to know. I don’t want people to be in the crowd and let them down.” I said

“Well we will always be cheering for you.” Santana said

“Thank you.” I said

We sat and watched the movie. Until Coach Sylvester went to check on Brittnay and Santana.

“Hey Y/L/N it’s time for bed.” Coach Sylvester said

“Yes Mam” I said as I walked over to my room.

We played the next games the next day and won. I watched the Cheerios performance.

“Hey Coach Steele can I talk to you and if you can get Coach Sylvester.” I asked

“Yeah totally kid.” Coach Steele said

Both Sylvester and Steele sat in front of me

“Hello I was wondering if since I live in Lima it would be easier for me to go with the Cheerios plus it would be easier with the Lopez picking me and Santana up.” I said

“That’s fine with me Sylvester?” Coach Steele said

“Fine but you and me need to have a one on one conversation.” Sylvester said

Coach Steele left

“Yes Mam what do you need?” I asked

“How are you doing at school?” Sue asked

“Good. I have been showing up to all my classes.” I said

“So you and Santana fucking hasn’t messed with anything.” Sue said

“What I don’t know what you’re talking about?” I said

“Oh so since you started living at the Lopez. You haven’t fucked Santana.” Sue asked

“You knew?” I asked

“She makes you happy.” Sue said

“I know that but I broke up with her last week. She kept dating Puck and sleeping with him. Behind my back. Then when we were broken up I cheated on her with the person I told her not to worry about.” I said

“Well have you apologized.” Sue asked

“Yes. But she told me today that her and Brittnay finally got together she said she wants me but I’m scared.” I said

“Well if anything I ship you to. Saith” Sue said

“What?” I asked

“Santana and your middle name faith” sue said

“Well thank you. But she doesn’t know what she wants yet. So could you keep it on the down low.” I asked

“I kept your sexuality under lock and key.” Sue said

The next day I grabbed my stuff and headed out. I walked out of the room to meet up with the Cheerios.

“You’re running late.” Sue said as I entered the bus

“I know I’m sorry.” I said

“Okay well the only seat left is right here next to Santana and Brittnay.” Sue said

“Yes mam.” I said as I sat down

“What are you doing here?” Brittnay asked

“I thought that it would be easier to go straight to Lima.” I said

“Okay well I guess we’re gonna get really close. On this bus ride.” Santana said pointing out how smushed together we were.

“I can’t wait to see you guys next week.” I said

“Wait you’re coming?” Brittnay asked

“Yes we need to scope out our competition. Which will hopefully be McKinley.” I said

“Why?” Santana asked

“Cause me and the girls are gonna beat you guys.” I said

“Sure you are.” Santana said

We had a long pause.

“I need to take a nap.” I said

“You can sleep on my shoulder if you want.” Brittnay said as Santana was sitting next to the window

“Thanks Britt.” I said

I felt Brittnay moving under me and felt someone tap my shoulder.

“Hey we’re at McKinley.” Santana said

“Five more minutes.” I said

“So no breadstixs.” Brittnay asked

“Breadstix?” I said jolting awake and getting off Brittnay’s shoulder

“You want to go with us?” Santana asked

“I’m gonna pretend like that wasn’t a question.” I said

“Okay so I will pick you up later.” I said as Santana walked out her bedroom door

“You know it’s weird seeing you in a uniform that you have to wear all the time. I miss the tight leather outfits.” Santana said

“Well we both don’t get to decide what we wear now so I guess we are officially equals.” I said

“Nice try I’m a cheerleader and popular.” Santana said

“Yeah well at this school Glee is the top of the food chain and then theater then sports then cheerleading.” I said

“Speaking of which we have a football game tonight…” Santana said

“at six thirty against Carmel High. I know and trust me that isn’t because the football team is good.” I said

“So you’re willing to skip the Eagles vs the Browns?” Santana asked

“To watch you perform I would skip the Super-bowl.” I said

“Santana we have to get going.” Mrs.Lopez yelled up the stairs

“Bye” Santana said

“Bye have a good day.” I said as she ran down the stairs

I also headed downstairs and jumped into my car. I started the 40 minute drive the Crawford County Day.

The first day at Crawford was amazing. It felt like I was walking around in a castle. The teachers actually knew what they were talking about. It was now the end of the day and The Crawford Country Girls had a meeting. I walked into the room it was nothing like McKinley’s choir room there was couch’s and snacks.

“Hello my name is Nicky. I’m a senior here what’s your name.” Nicky asked

“Oh hi my name is Y/N. I am a senior I transferred out of McKinley.” I said

“Oh my god did you hear about that scandal that happened there two weeks ago.” Nicky asked

“Yeah.” I said shit they had knew about it

“As a lesbian myself I am completely appalled by what happened there and how they got away with it. At least they finally got arrested. I did not watch the video I just heard about it. What was it like being there.” Nicky asked

“Well given that I was the lesbian. It sucked.” I said

“Oh my god you’re gay too.” She said slightly touching my arm

“Everyone let’s start the meeting.” The person sitting at the table said name tag Jess

“Okay as usual we are gonna have our seniors sing the main parts and thanks to Y/N joining us we will be able to have a bass this year. So if anybody has any suggestions of things we could sing. Also since we have a new person let’s say our name and then what you want to say.” The person next to Jess name tag Lucy

“Hello my name is Maria and I was thinking we could do a pop song.” Maria said

“Hi my name is Melody and it’s not like we don’t have country in our name. You know why that is we sing country songs.” Melody said

“What if we do both?” I asked

“What do you mean?” Jess asked

“Like Ke$has tik Tok and Cop Car by Sam hunt can someone sing with me.” I asked

“I will.” Nicky said

“You might wanna take your cameras out.” I said

Nicky

Y/N

Sorry the highlights is acting weird and keeps un highlighting things

Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy (Hey, what up girl?) Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city (Let's go) Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack 'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back

I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes Trying on all our clothes, clothes Boys blowing up our phones, phones Drop-topping, playing our favorite CDs Pulling up to the parties Trying to get a little bit tipsy

Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'mma fight 'Til we see the sunlight Tick tock on the clock But the party don't stop, no

Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'mma fight 'Til we see the the sunlight Tick tock, on the clock But the party don't stop, no

Ain't got a care in world, but got plenty of beer Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here And now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger But we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger

I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk Boys tryin' to touch my junk, junk Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk

Now, now, we go until they kick us out, out Or the police shut us down, down Police shut us down, down Po-po shut us

Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'mma fight 'Til we see the sunlight Tick tock on the clock But the party don't stop, no

Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'mma fight 'Til we see the 

blue lights were shinin' Bringing out the freedom in your eyes I was too busy watching you Going wild child To be worried about going to jail You were thinking that Running for it Would make a good story I was thinking you were crazy as hell You were so innocent But you were stealing my heart I fell in love in the back of a cop car

Man, they weren't playin' They sure put those cuffs on quick You tried to sweet talk 'em They didn't fall for it But I did You were on the left I was on the right I knew you didn't smoke When you asked him for a light And I laughed He got mad and slammed the door

I swear your daddy's gonna kill me But if I survive tonight I wouldn't change one thing Baby, yeah, I know it sounds crazy

But there was somethin' 'bout the way The blue lights were shinin' Bringing out the freedom in your eyes And I was too busy watching you Going wild child To be worried about going to jail You were thinking that Running for it Would make a good story I was thinking you were crazy as hell You were so innocent But you were stealing my heart I fell in love in the back of a cop car

Oh And you were like, oh Side by side And locked in tight They were taking their time But we didn't mind

We talked And we laughed We sat real close By the time they let us go I was already gone I was already gone, baby

'Cause there was somethin' 'bout the way The blue lights were shinin' Bringing out the freedom in your eyes And I was too busy watching you Going wild child To be worried about going to jail You were thinking that Running for it Would make a good story I was thinking you were crazy as hell But you were so innocent But you were stealing my heart I fell in love in the back of a cop car

Oh I fell in love in the back of a cop And you were like, oh And you were like, oh (And you were like) Oh

“Was that good?” I asked

“Good.” Nicky said

Everyone left the room except for me and Nicky

“We should hang out sometime it would be great to get to know you.” Nicky said coming closer to me

“Yeah that sounds great. I gotta go pick someone up.” I said

“Well here is my phone number.” She said putting her phone number into my phone

I ran off to my car and drove off headed towards McKinley. When I got a phone call from Santana.

“Hey were are you?” Santana asked

“Sorry I am running late. I will be there in about fifteen minutes or less. Sorry” I said

“No problem.” Santana said

I finished my drive to Santana so that I could drop her off at the game on time. I went over the speed limit a little bit. I pulled into McKinley’s parking lot.

“I’m so so sorry I’m late.” I said

“No problem we just don’t have time to go home so I will eat after the game.” Santana said as she hoped into the car.

“How is Crawford?” Santana asked

“It’s great actually, I really like it there. There glee club is amazing and so talented. It’s a legit castle it is so much fun.” I said

“Okay well that’s good. Did you miss anything.” Santana asked

“Yeah seeing a hot Latina in the hallways.” I said

“That’s all I wanted to hear.” She said kissing my cheek and grabbing my hand

We pulled up to the stadium.

“Okay well I am gonna go sit in the adult section. Have fun.” I said as I gave her. Her cheer bag in the back.

I went and parked the car and went through the entrance and payed the non-student fee. I went and found a seat away from the McKinley high students. There was no point in watching the game McKinley had a horrible football coach. So I went and got some food. I watched the Marching band and the color guard. Which were decent performances. Sadly I didn’t get to see Santana much as the cheerios were in front of the student section. But when the half time show happened I finally got to see what she loved to do. She had a smile on her face the entire time. At the end of the game McKinley lost 7-56. I stayed in the stands until Finn came over and joined.

“Hey buddy how’s it going?” I asked

“We just got our ass kicked.” Finn said

“Thats not your fault.” I said

“What do you mean it’s not our fault?” Mike asked coming and sitting next to Finn

“You have a horrible coach. It isn’t the team it’s the coach and the team a little bit. I bet I could get you guys to win a game.” I said

”you think.” Puck said coming and sitting on the other side of me

“How’s Crawford going?” Matt asked sitting next to me

”Good dude all the women are so hot and we did a pretty good mashup today. I actually got to sing in my deep voice. You guys are so going down at regionals.” I said

“Sure we are we have Rachel and Kurt.” Finn said

“Are there any adults still here?” I asked

”No just us and the Cheerios why?” Finn asked

“You guys want some beer?”I said reaching into my bag and grabbing a six pack

“No I am driving so I can’t drink.” Finn said

”hell yah.” Puck said

As Matt, Mike and Puck all grabbed a beer and my bottle opener got passed around. I finally opened mine and took a sip.

“So what’s new?” I asked

“I got my grades up so your sister would get off my ass.” Matt said

“I think I have feelings for Rachel.” Finn said

“You don’t say.” I said

“I feel like she’s trying to get into my pants.” Finn said

“Oh that’s nice I went crawling back to Santana and got back together with her cause Quinn still doesn't want me we fucked in the janitors closet during lunch.” Puck said

Inner thoughts

what they did what. I can’t say anything that will out her. Why didn’t she tell me. Am I not enough for her.

“Good job man. There’s this really really really…” I said

“Oh hey guys what’s going on here.” Quinn said

I didn’t look up to see if anyone else was there. But little did I know that not only was Quinn there but Hope and Brittnay and Santana.

“Finish what you were saying Y/N.” Puck said

“Oh there’s a really really really hot girl at Crawford. She’s a lesbian as well. She out of the closet the only thing that I have to worry about is that she just got out of a relationship and that she is also a senior so she’s going off to college soon. But besides that she’s hot.” I said

At the sound of that a jealousy built up in Santana. She ran down towards the car.

“Will we ever get to meet her?” Hope said

”Well she is in our Glee. There just one more issue I am still in love with someone from McKinley. I would rather keep the McKinley girl in my heart than let Nicky in.” I said

“Who is it?” Puck asked

Shit shit it was his on and off again girlfriend the same person that he had his dick inside earlier today

“Um it is one of the Softball girls.” I said

“Oh I didn’t know that you were dating a Softball player.” Hope said

“That’s cause her parents are extremely religious so she hasn’t come out and I have no clue if she ever will.” I said

“As someone who got kicked out of the house by religious parents. Don’t force her.” Quinn said slapping Finn upside the head

“Okay well I best get going one thing I did like better about McKinley is that they have less homework. I have to write an entire 10 chapter essay 15 pages each about myself and quoting the professor nothing superficial. So I gotta go soul searching.” I said as I grabbed my bag and headed off towards the car when I saw Santana standing against it with her arms crossed.

The car ride home was quiet like a deadly quiet when you can hear when someone blinks. That car ride could have survived the quiet place. You could hear every single piece of machinery working in the car. When we got home Santana got out and slammed her door shut and walked inside. I thought that she was just mad that the football team had lost. I mean if anything I was more upset she got back together with Puck are you fucking kidding me and she gave it up to him. I guess I wasn’t enough for her.

In Santanas room Santana ran upstairs and slammed her door shut she also locked it. She ran over to her bed threw herself on it and finally let the tears escape. How could she compete with that woman. She was out and proud lesbian who wanted her girlfriend. She had to do what Santana does best figure out who this girl is and get in with her. She had to make her girlfriend remember why she liked her even if that meant her being up all night and you not being able to walk

My room

I knew that she was dating Puck but she had said that she had stopped having sex with him and was only having sex with me. All of a sudden my door swung open to reveal Santana wearing

What was she doing. I wasn’t just going to be her second fuck of the day. She quickly shut the door so that her parents wouldn’t see.

“Nope.” I said

“Oh really and does that have anything to do with the really really sexy lesbian that is at your school.” Santana said

”No it has to do with Puckerman dick being inside of you earlier today. You said I kiss him I give him bjs and hjs but anything under the belt I won’t let him touch that all for you baby and then not only do I here that you got back together and couldn’t even shoot me a quick text. The he goes on and on about he fucked you frontside, backside. So sorry if I don’t want to have sex with you after he clearly already pleasured you. I’m not your human dildo I don’t treat you like one and yet you treat me like one. Yeah you say I love you and stuff but maybe yeah maybe do find Nicky hot because I would know that I’m the only one who gets to see her naked and I’m not competing with a football dude that is so good at sex that he knocked up Quinn Christian loving, Celibacy dedicated, Quinn. Okay so yeah maybe I think she’s hot but I would never do anything about it because I don’t cheat on the people I love. Maybe I wish dating someone who’s got it figured out who knows that she likes pussy and not Dick. But I can’t because I’m in love with you and I can’t stop being in love with you no matter what. You have no clue what it’s like dating someone who I had to see making out with someone else in the hall. That’s why I left McKinley okay yeah the whole video thing helped but every time I see you two together I picture him inside of you and I just want to shoot myself okay. Because stupid me had to go and fall in love with another straight person.” I said

“I’m not straight okay I don’t know what I am and yes me and Puck had sex because I am still questioning what I like. But I also know that that isn’t what this is about. It’s because you like two women at the school me and Quinn Fabray and he got both of us.” Santana said

“See he got both of us why didn’t you say he had both of you. Just answer this one question do you still love him?” I asked

“Hell no it’s you okay it’s women it’s what I have been taught against my entire life okay.” Santana said

”Then take that thing off we’re not having sex but we can at-least cuddle.” I said

“I promise I will never let him below the belt again if you don’t let Nicky anywhere near your body.” Santana said

“Deal know come over here cause you parents refuse to turn the heat on and it’s 20 degrees.” I said

I snuggled into Santana knowing that when I woke up in the morning she would be gone and back into her bedroom away from me.

The next morning I woke up and surprisingly Santana was still asleep next to me. I looked over at the clock we only had 15 minutes before we had to leave. I tapped her shoulder

“Five more minutes.” Santana said

“Sorry no can do we overslept and you have to leave in fifteen minutes.” I said

Santana scooted back and feeling my warm body at the same time as her father’s footsteps scared her awake.

I threw the sheet over her head as her dad opened the door.

“Hey Y/N it’s time to wake up.” Mr.Lopez said

“Hey do you mind if I wake Santana up. I just don’t ever get to see her with how often I’m at Crawford.” I said

“Yeah sure.” He said

He shut the door and Santana ran to her bedroom. I sat up and threw on my school uniform.

Crawford gave all the Glee members a half day so that we could practice. Which meant that I could run by McKinley. I got to McKinley and found the Glee club in the auditorium watching one of there competitions in sectionals.

“Hey what are you doing here?” Mr.Schue asked when I came and sat next to him

“Don’t worry I’m not gathering information on you guys. Oh god they’re good.” I said

“Yes they are I guess you can watch us until after sectionals.” Mr.Schue said

“Can I call you Will now that I am not your student.” I asked

“I guess that I can’t stop you I’m just a random adult.” Mr.Schue said

We both watched the performance.

“You will have to step up your performance of your gonna compete with them.” I said

“What you’re saying that you guys can dance that good.” Mr.Schue asked

“Not all of us but we use the assets we have.” I said

“Okay well we will work on our hairography and I will invite you to watch.” Mr.Schue said

“Sounds great.” I said

“What’s up are you picking me up?” Santana asked

“Nope actually your parents are I have to go start working on this book I have to write but I will see you tonight.” I said

Walking away and driving to Crawfords off campus library. I was able to get the first two chapters done but I couldn’t find anything else about me. I wrote about how I love football and when I was little I wanted to be on a football team. I wrote about what it was like when I came out to my family. But I couldn’t figure it out. When I was leaving I saw a flier for Girls Flag Football. I mean it wasn’t an actual football team but it sounded fun. Tryouts were next week. I went home and I pushed my homework to the side I didn’t even know what to write. I started practicing for the team. I would go home and throw the pig against the wall trying to catch it for hours on end. Then halfway through the week I started moving furniture to practice. It was Friday and I was getting ready to practice when I got a text from Mr.Schue saying that the Glee club was hairogrphying monday after school with the deaf kids school. Friday

“Hey what you doing?” Santana asked me

“I have to get this homework done I’m so sorry.” I said

“Okay well my parents aren’t home and I was hoping for a little bit of girl on girl stuff.” Santana said

“That sounds great but I really need to get this finished. So that I can have time for other stuff next week.” I said

“Come on since you’ve gone to Crawford I haven’t been able to have any sexy time with you. I show up in lingerie knocking on your door and instead of doing it we fight.” Santana said

“Look how about you have a sleepover at Brittnay’s and I will make it up to you soon I promise. Trust me I like your sweet lady kisses.” I said wrapping my arms around her and kissing her.

“Okay fine I will go to Brittnay’s but you better make it up to me.” Santana said leaving the room

Text messages Santana: How’s the homework going Y/N: Not good your lucky that you go to McKinley Santana: Can’t you just not do it. Y/N: No its makeup work for my last couple of months that I have missed otherwise I would have to retake it. Santana: Can’t you just retake it? Y/N: I would be graduating the year after you if I fail again. Santana: Oh so your taking Sophomore English Y/N: yes okay but I need to write a ten chapter book about who I am. How am I supposed to write about myself when I don’t even know who I am anymore. Santana: what do you mean Y/N: Last year I knew exactly who I was the loner kid who was usually either drunk or high. Had no interest in anyone or anything because I was too scared to let anyone in and know I am have let people break down my walls. I just wish I knew who I was. Santana: Well I can’t tell you who you are but I know that you can figure it out. Text me later if you need anything. Y/N: Are you up? Santana: yeah what are you doing? Y/N:I think I’m going to lose my mind over this essay Santana:Is that all you wanted to tell me? Y/N:No I think that I have mono you wouldn’t no anything about that would you. Santana: Yeah I think that I got it too Y/N:You know you most likely got it from puck and then gave it to me. Santana:Oh well maybe I got it from someone else Y/N:Oh well I guess you should come back home I can show you who you belong too Santana:oh yeah well maybe Ive got something of yours. Y/N:Well maybe you’ll have to come back home and give it to me. Santana:Do you want me to come back home so that we can hook up tonight? Y/N:Well I have been on top of my homework all week what if I want something on top of me. Santana:Have you taken a shower yet? Y/N:yeah do you have any idea we’re all my panties have gone? Santana:Maybe that’s what I have so does that mean your not wearing any? Y/N:What about your panties tell me about yours Santana:not wearing any. Y/N: we’ll maybe you’ll have to come home and will have to do some naughty stuff cause lord knows that you’re fucking smokin’ hot and sexy when my fingers are inside your soaking wet pussy. Santana:Do you think that I am too hot? Y/N:oh baby your so fucking hot and sexy that your zip code should be 666 Santana:oh you see that’s not the kind of person I pray too. Y/n:Who do you pray too? Santana:well you see there’s a reason I’m always on my knees in front of you I’m praying and you always give me what I’m asking. Y/N:well how about we test your theory out? Santana:When? Y/N:you promised Brittnay you’d have a sleepover so how about tonight? Santana:well I guess that I won’t be wearing any panties this whole weekend. Y/N:if you don’t I won’t. I might just stop wearing them completely. Santana:Good maybe I need you so bad that I need to ditch Brittnay. Y/N:Goodnight love you. Santana:Love you too.

I went to bed after practicing Friday night and Saturday I woke up and decided I really needed to finish my essay so I picked up my idea book and went to the library I was able to get a couple more things out and on the paper. When I got a phone call saying that Santana got her drivers license and so they were going out to Celebrate with her entire family and they wanted me to come. So I hopped in my car and headed back home. When I got there I took a quick shower and threw on some dressy casual clothes.

But underneath was a suprise for Santana.

“Okay I’m ready.” I said as I went downstairs

“Okay she will be home in like 5 minutes she is driving down the street.” Mrs.Lopez said

Soon enough the door opened and Santana was holding her keys.

“I’m so proud of you baby girl.” Mrs.Lopez said

“Thank mom.” Santana said hugging her

“Does this mean that you will be driving me to the mall now.” I said

“Oh come on you like driving us to the mall.” Santana said

“Okay fine congrats now just don’t get into any car accidents. Be safe please.” I said

“I agree be safe.” Mr.Lopez said

“Now let’s go back in your car and head off to your dinner.” Mrs.Lopez said

“You got me a car?” Santana said

“Yes.” Mr.Lopez said

We all got in the car and headed off to the party. Which had a ton of gifts for Santana. I found some people that I recognized and walked over to the other Cheerios with Santana.

“Oh my god thank you for coming.” Santana said

“Are you kidding me you’re our best friend how couldn’t we come?” Brittnay said

“Congrats now I won’t have to drive you around everywhere.” Quinn said

“That’s what I said but be careful she scolded me for saying it.” I said

“Well we are all so proud of you.” Hope said

“I’m gonna go say hi to my family so my parents don’t get mad but then I’ll come back over here.” Santana said

“So Quinn how’s the baby doing?” I asked

“My stomach is so itchy.” Quinn said

“Yeah see I wish I had found something to help with that.” I said

“Also if I lift my shirt it looks like an alien is growing inside of me. I used to have abs.” Quinn said

“Yeah well if you work hard after you have the baby you’ll have them back in a couple years.” I said

“Years?” Quinn asked

“Yeah sorry. Have you decided what you wanted to do with the kid yet?” I asked

“No I think that I might want to keep it.” Quinn said

“We miss you at McKinley.” Brittnay said

“Yeah we do.” Quinn said

“I just miss you last year me and you spent every waking second together cause you had no friends and neither did I and now we don’t go to the same school we’re living in different households.” Hope said

“Well I can’t fix yours Hope but I am gonna come see you guys Monday.” I said

“Gift time” The Dj announced

Most of the gifts were for the car as excepted. I just didn’t realize Puck was there he gave her two gifts since he was her boyfriend. He gave her windshield wiper fluid and a picture of them to hand up. After gifts she walked up to me over by the drinks.

“WHY Didn’t you get me a gift?” She asked as I lead her to the bathroom. It was single stall so I just locked the door when I went in.

“I did I got you a lot actually. I have bought you a Subwoofer and a new Radio which will be getting installed by me sometime next weekend that and I have bought tickets for your parents anniversary this week a month long cruise and 3 weeks in Mexico. So it’s just you and me at home and for tonight. Well I guess you’ll just have to wait to see what I am wearing underneath this.” I said walking out of the bathroom leaving her flustered.

The rest of the party went by fast. We were getting ready to leave we were just waiting for her parents to finish up their conversation with one of her uncles. We waited and then they finally arrived. We drove home and her parents got in a car and drove off to the airport.

Once they were gonna Santana pulled me inside. Shut the door leaving the lights off she tore my clothes off me and then we ran up the stairs.

“Damn where have you been hiding this?” She asked.

“Oh I bought it for you today. Why do you like it?” I asked

“I would like it better off of you.” She said

I slowly started to lean over her kissing her neck where she is the most sensitive. As she unclipped the Bra. I slowly started to turn so that she would be on top of me.

“Oh so I’m the one on top today!” Santana said seductively

“Well I need to know how good you are at being road if I'm gonna be driving with you soon.” I said

“No just no.” Santana said

“Yeah that was pretty bad.” I said

“Now shut your pretty mouth so that I can get to work of you screaming my name.” Santana said

I gladly obliged as she went down to my legs and pulled them apart. She put her mouth right over my clit and started sucking rubbing her tongue back and forth. I tried to close my legs and ride her face.

She stopped and shook her head no pushing my legs back down. I concede letting her take the lead. I moaned when her fingers made contact with my aching center.

As she slid two fingers in and started thrusting in and out with her thumb following the same motion as her tongue over clit.

Yes Santana I moaned as she hit the G spot. I could feel the waves building up in me. When she finally curled both of her fingers. I exploded all over fingers and face. She moved her face coming up to my face to suck on my boobs as I finished riding out her fingers.

She came up and lied next to me in my arms kissing me as we made out. After a while of needing oxygen we let go of each other’s lips. We just laid there in silence for a few moments.

“That was…” I said

“The first of many you sent my parents away for pretty much two months. You just got yourself into a heap of trouble.” Santana said

“If this is my punishment. I guess I will just have to be really really naughty.” I said

We laid there for a little longer. Cuddling each other.

“I really need to get my homework done.” I said

“Well you could do your homework or we can have a round two.” Santana said hoping back on top of me

We went all night long. We lost track of time we didn’t realize how long we had been going at it til we could see the sun seeping through the window. In Santanas bedroom. Two sounds were filling the air Santana screaming my name as she orgasmed on my fingers and the song the birds were singing outside.

We went and laid together for a couple minutes until her alarm went off.

“You know we could just skip school.” Santana said

“That sounds so nice. We could just skip school until your parents come back.” I said

“realistically how long will you let me lay in this bed?” Santana asked

“Until 11:00am. I will have to drop you off at school and go to my Glee practice and then I’m going to see yours.” I said

“Wait are you actually letting me stay home today.” Santana asked looking at me

”Yes. I just want to sleep in with my sexy Latina girlfriend. Who kept me up all night.” I said

“Yeah well I think it was my sexy (whatever you want to put replace the next word with) Italian girlfriend was the one who started it with her gift for me passing my driving test finally I mean I am 16 and 1/2 and can finally drive.” Santana said

“Yeah well was it better gift than the windshield wiper fluid Puck gave you.” I said

“Yes babe your gifts are better than Pucks is that all you care about?” Santana asked

“No I also care about if you liked it.” I said

“I loved it i always love it when I’m on top of you and you’re screaming my name and moaning it too.” Santana said

“Okay we’ll set your alarm and let’s go to bed.” I said

We finally slept. Her twin bed felt so big with how close we were to each other.

We woke up a few hours later and got dressed and headed out to the car and I drove Santana to school. Realizing that it would be easier if we went together.

I went to Crawford and entered the choir room. I was still struggling to walk and stand from the previous nights activities.

“I haven’t seen you at all today.” Nicky said

“Hey Nicky yeah no I stayed home.” I said

“Oh I hope that you’re not sick.” Nicky said

“Nope just in pain.” I said under my breath but she still heard due to how close I was standing to her.

“Migraine?” She asked

“Yeah I think I got it from the stress of being at a new school.” I said

“Well I could maybe help you with that why don’t you stay after the club ends so I could try and help if you know what I mean.” Nicky said

“I actually have plans with my friends.” I said

“Okay well maybe you could ditch them. It won’t take long just like fourteen minutes.” Nicky said

“I’m really good I don’t have it anymore a day of sleep helped.” I said knowing what she was getting at

We had the meeting which lasted until two o’clock. I had finished packing up by backpack but was in the corner putting my guitar away in its bag.

“You know my offer still stands I don’t live far from here.” Nicky said

“No I have plans with my friends.” I said adamantly

“What so special about these friends.” Nicky asked confidently strutting towards me

“There like my family.” I said as she stood right in front of me with the look in her eyes that Santana had when she looked at me.

(This is Nicky)

I pushed her away and walked away.

“Hey Y/L/N who got you waking like that?” Nicky said

“My hot sexy cheerleader girlfriend.” I said without thinking

“Is she gonna be there?” Nicky asked

“I mean it is her school.” I said

“Well tell her to not let her girlfriend out of her eyes because I could easily steal her.” Nicky said

“Nope shes already got me under lock and key. I belong to her.” I said as I walked out of the room and left the building.

I was sat in Glee club next in the corner so that I wouldn’t interfere with anything but so that I could still watch.

I kept my hand on my mouth as every time I saw Santana I just kept saying I am so gay. I mean there wasn’t even dancing they were moving their hair around. But I mean she was so hot her outfit everything. I watched in amazement wishing that it would never end. The deaf kids didn’t seem as impressed as me if at all.

The deaf kids song was really moving. Especially once the New directions stood up and started doing it with them. It reminded me of when I did silent night in sign language with my middle school choir.

Me and Santana left together after the performance. That night we had fun activities we had decided to take a break while Santana went downstairs to get our take out from breadsticks. When I got a phone call from Quinn.

“Y/N I have no clue what to do.” Quinn said crying and hyperventilating

“Quinn calm down where are you at.” I asked

“Pucks house I’m downstairs.” Quinn said crying

“I’m on my way okay. What’s the address ” I said jumping out of the bed and throwing some clothes on.

She gave me the address and I grabbed my keys and hopped in the car and drove to Pucks house. I ran up to the door and Knocked on the door.

“Hey what are you doing here?” Puck said opening the door

“Quinn wanted some mother advice something about her pregnancy.” I said not sure if he had done something to her

“Yeah she’s downstairs.” Puck said

I ran downstairs and saw her lying on the couch crying. I ran over and wrapped my arms around her.

“What happened?” I asked

“I thought that Puck was going to be a good father. I wanted to check so on Friday I had him babysit Mr.Schues Nephews with me.” Quinn said

“And what?” I asked

“He and Santana were sexting the entire time.” Quinn said showing me the pictures she had taken of his phone.

“What did you do?” I asked

“I told Mr.Schue’s ex wife that she could have the baby. She wants it so that Mr.Schue will take her back.” Quinn said

“Oh come here I got you okay but we aren’t giving the baby to her. Do you want your daughter to turn out as psychotic as her and her sister.” I said

“No.” Quinn said

“I can hook you up with my adoption agency or we can take it one step at a time.” I said

“Do you regret giving up your daughter?” Quinn asked

“Every single day. I would have been a great mother. But I also couldn’t have joined Glee and I would never have had time to watch Cheerio practice. So the life I have know wouldn’t exist.” I said

“I’m sorry I called you about this I know it probably hurts you. I know that you have crush on Santana and most of us Cheerios. You blush every time we talk to you.” Quinn said

“Yeah well there is a lot of hurt you have to go through when you’re a lesbian who usually falls for straight girls. Who are already in a relationship.” I said

“You’re telling me.” Quinn said quietly

“What did you say? Does Quinn Fabray have a girl crush.” I said

“What no?” Quinn said

“Coach Sylvester.” I said

“Gross” Quinn said

“Tina” I said

“No” Quinn said

“Okay fast round Brittnay.” I said

“No” Quinn said

“Too bad you too would be hot together.” I said

“Is that really who you ship in Glee club.” Quinn said

“No.” I said

“Then who do you ship?” Quinn asked

“Not saying.” I said

“Oh you have an ego so you’ll definitely ship someone with yourself. Do you ship a foursome with the unholy trinity.” Quinn asked

“Hey I’m not the one being Questioned here.” I said

“That wasn’t a no. You know what I understand that it is kinda hot. Too bad we’re all straight.” Quinn said

“You can’t say I’m straight and having a foursome with me, Brittnay and Santana is hot in the same sentence. It’s counter productive it’s like care Blanchett saying I’m married any time something gay happens.” I said

“Sure.” Quinn said

“Is your girl crush me?” I said smirking

“You wish.” Quinn said

“You know what I really do.” I said

“Okay well there’s only a couple left it isn’t Rachel is it.” I said

Quinn looked away

“O oh my god it is.” I said

“That just makes me sad.” I said

“Why?” Quinn asked

“Cause you could have a crush on anyone in glee and you choose her. You choose the straightest one. Also if you two do get together I’m not going to the wedding.” I said

“Do you hate her that much?” Quinn said

“Yes.” I said

“What has she done to you.” Quinn asked

“She foiled my plan for making you three fall madly in love with me also she gets everything she wants and she’s way to happy the only things that should be that happy are babies and dogs.” I said

“What was your plan?” Quinn asked

“Get you all to leave your boyfriend’s get Santana and Brittnay to finally get together.” I said

“Wait you know those two like each other I thought that I was the only one who saw it.” Quinn said

“I’m happy I’m not alone in seeing that. Anyway then I would beat someone up cause according to my sister you all found me hot when you guys were creeping on me and watched me beat the shit out of karofosky.” I said

“She told you about that? I mean it was hot only an idiot would think it wasn’t.” Quinn said

“Well what if I go beat Puck up. He deserves it.” I said

“That would not do anything.” Quinn said

“Dang it you know he has a very punchable face.” I said

“I think that you just jealous. That he got all of the wemon you like without trying.” Quinn said

“Wrong he had to get you drunk to get with you. I would never do that.” I said

“Shut up do you wanna watch a movie with me.” Quinn said

“Yes please.” I said picking up the blanket on the ground as we both laid down.

“Cream cheese covered pickle.” Quinn said overlong me one of her snacks

“Hell yeah.” I said grabbing one and biting into it.

“Puck thinks they’re gross.” Quinn said

“Well when I was pregnant I ate lemons that were covered in hot sauce.” I said

“That’s disgusting.” Quinn said

“You know what’s gross my craving for hot sauce was from before I was pregnant I used to drink bottles of hot sauce.” I said

“You must be loving living with a Latina family then. I know Santana’s family loves their spicy food.” Quinn said

“I know it’s my heaven.” I said as the movie started

After being four movies into the Harry Potter series Quinn fell asleep on me. I headed upstairs.

“Is she better?” Puck asked

“Yeah she is.” I said

“I don’t know what I’m doing.” Puck said

“Look trust me I know it’s hard. But lose your playboy ways and that baby will be in your life. You’ll be a dad and a good one at that.” I said

“That’s easy for you too say you keep on flirting with both my girlfriends.” Puck said

“Puck when you have too girlfriends you have an issue you’re going to have to choose Santana or Quinn and you better choose before you lose both of them.” I said

“What to you.” Puck said

Yes to me I am already fucking Santana and I easily could have taken that flirting down stairs in another direction “No they are straight they will never like me and I have come to terms with that.” I said

“Thank you.” Puck said

“No problem.” I said

“Hey did you need anything?” Puck asked

“Yeah actually could I borrow your phone I will bring it to you tomorrow my phone just died and I need to text my sister cause I’m meeting up with her and Matt.” I said

“Yeah sure just don’t look at any of the text.” Puck said

“I mean unless you’re sending dick pics to my sister then we will be fine.” I said

“Your sister’s Matt’s I’m not fucking with that.” Puck said

I got in the car and drove back to Santanas house. I sat in the car for a little bit. Comparing there texts to ours they were practically the same. Except Santana had clearly excepted his offer to have sex. Whereas I was being a good person and told her to stay with Brittnay.

“Where have you been?” Santana asked as soon as I came in

“Just helping someone out.” I said putting my jacket down

“Well I have been worried sick.” Santana said

“Oh really cause I think you have been sexting Puck just like you were Friday.” I said throwing both of the phones showing the text on the counter. “Come on Santana you were sexting us at the same time how long do you think it will take until you’ll have to choose which one of us. What would have happened if I had told you to come over and didn’t tell you to stay at Britney’s who would you have chosen.” I said

“Why were you even at his house?” Santana asked

“Quinn called me crying cause the baby was feeling weird and she knew that I would probably know what it was. Then after we had dealt with her Braxton hicks she told me about her plan to keep the baby and to raise it with puck and that she had him babysit to see how he was with kids and how the entire time he was sexting you.” I said

“What are you saying?” Santana asked