Funny Things I Find

*blows a kiss to every disabled member of the lgbt community*

happy pride

😊

Of all the things i expected to drop when i heard the game grumps made a game, gay dad dating simulator was perhaps lower on the list but im into it

@jacks-mom

@darktypes

since its summer and getting hot: dont shave ur huskies/any double coated dog

Wait how come?

its because theyre double coated and if you shave them that coat will never grow in correctly again. it will permanently mess up their ability to thermoregulate bc they dont have their different fur layers to insulate them or use for sun protection. heres a link going into a little more detail why 

“FUCK YOU SPAGHETTI AIMED AT YOUNG GIRLS” *rips off shirt and jumps through the wall, leaps over the hedges and runs off in to the distance*

< Bricks him up in the cellar behind thousands of chef boyardee cans

guys I actually shed a tear

I am a puddle. I am a puddle of tears.

I love it when kitties do that

THIS BABY MAKES THE CUTEST NOISES OMG

coming out to your parents

If you try for one second to tell me the X-Men isn’t an allegory for the gay rights movement, I will smack you. They weren’t even remotely subtle about this.

The mutants have always been an allegory for anyone that didn’t fit in to society. The folks who drew the comics made a point of that early on.

It’s not just the gay rights movement, its not just kids trying to “come out” to their parents.  Its people being mistreated by the government, put away, forced to pretend to be “normal”, systematically oppressed, even killed for who they are because the powers that be cant control it.  It’s an allegory for blacks, gays, the disabled (mentally and physically), women, and anyone really who isnt a white man at the top of the food chain.

Fun fact: Ian McKellen worked with the screenwriters to make this scene directly parallel with kids coming out as queer to their parents. This scene was 100% meant to be an allegory for coming out.

Peter Joseph on structural violence, from this video.

Brilliant

Spot on. Like Coretta Scott King said, I must remind you that starving a child is violence. Neglecting school children is violence. Punishing a mother and her family is violence. Discrimination against a working man is violence. Ghetto housing is violence. Ignoring medical need is violence. Contempt for poverty is violence.

@iironhide

@bewitchingstuffs

OMG I could die happy!!!!!!!! *passes out*

@bewitchingstuffs Love you bb

@t3hp0larbear you’re a butt! but i loves it lol

today I was working up in the warehouse myself so I was dancing to Jojo openings and I turned around my nametag so the goblin side was displayed bc that was top tier humor to me and when I went back down to the store I forgot and my boss pointed it out and I was like “it’s the little things that get me through the day”

This is comedy gold. Warehouse goblin.

@toxictechnophile- you would so do this

I’m watching The Sword in the Stone for the first time in decades and I’ve gotten to the part where Merlin is trying to get Arthur to lose his virginity to a squirrel.

Y’know, if Merlin turned that squirrel into a human it would save Camelot a significant amount of problems down the road.

“Squirrels mate for life Arthur, so the chances of her fucking your best friend and inadvertently causing a schism that leads to the downfall of an entire utopian kingdom are completely nil!”

You say all that but all I hear is “here is how Merlin trying to convince Arthur to become a furry could have saved the world”

I REMEMBER THESE!!!!

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing