I'm giving up on trying to sell you things that you ain't buying

The tavern keeper: oh God, it's the WiFi argument all over again

love leopard seals. they are so dragon coded. that is an entire mammalian marine wyrm

@otiksimr

As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, it’s a great time to revisit Dinah from Devon’s memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh.

Today is the 54th anniversary of the moon landing, but Dinah’s diary entry is still absolutely magnificent.

57th anniversary of the moon landing and the best diary entry in the history of diary entries. Sit down Samuel Pepys, it’s over. UGH.

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

somebody cut and pasted the wrong leg onto this cat

Look, coyly hiding the settings on your application and making it keep opening doesn't encourage me to USE the app, it encourages me to delete it

Re: The Odyssey, someone on--Bluesky, maybe?--mentioned that I wrote "Troy in Fifteen Minutes" back in the day, and I would like to point out that that post is 22 years old. Just in case you haven't sustained any psychic damage today.

i snorted so fucking hard omg

omg fuck me i snorted coffee

Stealing from DeBoer again but you could get pretty deep into a comprehensive Theory of America if you think of it as a country whose slogan/guiding principle/id is "Oh, you think you're better than me?!?"

I don't know why you guys are so afraid it's just a memory