Nothing and Everything In Between

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

tautological wordle answer

posts that make you open wordle

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK

@neildylandy

today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon

YES

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

the funniest part of this post to me is that the reblog:like ratio is nearly 1:1. nobody’s just liking everyone who sees this video goes yeah i gotta inflict it on as many people as possible

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

one of us always eat hot chip and the other one always lies

i love that whenever peter capaldi talks about matt smith he says “he was just so kind to me and he gave me his watch and said you’re the doctor now and it meant so much to me.” and from matt’s pov he was like “i panicked and gave him my watch i don’t know why”

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”