No pronouns. No name. Do not refer to me

something in art that ppl think is really stupid that i will always support is when they give a character a tail for no reason.. that shits awesome

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

Why do the Mormons who walk around handing out flyers at my college have the fattest asses??

You’re not going to heaven.

person (non-practicing)

Is there a gofundme for the iranian ballistic missile programme

ALCOHOLIC IN BALD DOG WORLD: I could go for some skin of the dog right now

Imagine being an evil cactus and deciding the greatest humanoid form to make you look normal and trustworthy is Tom Baker

Imagine being an evil cactus and deciding the greatest humanoid form to make you look normal and trustworthy is Tom Baker

GAY BRITISH JOHNNY CASH: [realizing this bit is too many degrees of separation from the original and opting for a bait and switch punchline] I shot a man in reno just to watch him die

My issue with sex is I talk a big game and make people think I’m this huge freak and then when it’s time to have sex I’m like an injured bird you have to rehabilitate and teach to trust humans again