Fuck Me Up

This is what I woke up to at 7 am

An improvement

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

Please grant me that dinero I so desperately need, oh great occult money post

why would you choose any other career path other than becoming some kind of scientist @ those of you in university

brain not work too good

always ready

Imagine being attracted to someone named “Greg” or “Kevin” and saying those names in sex. That’s disgusting!!

do you ever want to gently float up to someone and whisper “this isn’t a debate; i am actually educated on the subject and i’m telling you you’re wrong”

Yes and I would also like to gently float in general.

this is the most positive addition that has ever been made on my post

me, forgetting that fatigue is a symptom of all my illnesses: why do i never do anything im so lazy :^/

If you don’t have anywhere to wear a very specific piece you have in your wardrobe, grab a friend or three and host a “soirée.” Get some $5 sparkling wine or grape juice, some cheese or cocktail onions or grapes if you don’t eat cheese and make a Playlist and just walk around one of your homes being fancy together. It’s nice to go out but if you can’t, don’t let that stop you.

i just got soirée and séance confused and the last two minutes were a bit distressing

Honestly? Invite your ghost friends too. They probably have hella looks to serve.

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

here comes a special boy! here comes a special boy! here comes a special boy! here comes a special boy! here comes a special boy! here comes a special boy!

he’s here!