bitches be on tumblr in 2026,,,, i'm bitches

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

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everyone say thank you to that one anne hathaway twelfth night promo image for all it's done for fandom

she's right cause I'm gonna fucking get her

“This recipe is perfect for weeknights—it only takes 30 minutes!” and and the first ingredient is an entire butternut squash cut into 1-inch cubes

just cut up a butternut squash into 1 inch cubes and timed it. It took 11 and a half minutes. Build that into your recipe times Or Else

Artemis I love the implication that you haven’t made the recipe for six months because you’ve been avoiding the squash

I mean. That’s not NOT what happened 😅