the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

brazilians, imagine you’re a famous futebol player and are about to hit the winning penalty kick at the world cup finals. accidentally, the referee tosses a christian baby at you. would you still kick the baby to the goal and win the hexa championship, and sacrifice the christian baby?

Kid with a bluey backpack on the flight to Sydney this must be his mecca

there are at least three houses in new orleans

Please take my white ass to anor londo

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

Putting zucchini in everything is the opposite of a guilty pleasure. It's a purifying penance that absolves you of all sin.

It's never too late to escape from the secret underground government facility you were raised and go on a telekinetic rampage across the city before mysteriously disappearing into the woods

whenever you see C#m on a chord sheet you know the musician was just playing bar chords and couldn’t resist the temptation of the most annoying chord in the god damn book

so i just noticed that c sharp minor is a bit shocking to read when spelled out in shorthand

whenever you see cum on a chord sheet you know the musician was just jackin it

i heard there was a secret chord that david played and it… no. i shan’t

Actually I already have a full time job coping with noises

oh, that’s cool. I’m over in the situations department..

Oh I hear it's rough there. I hear it loudly and repeatedly

remarkable. all these holes look just like my grave