This is where your sanity comes to die

I’m really screaming

he was planning on eating the baby 😭

Please don’t demonize snakes people they’re amazing creatures and clearly this one means no harm

This is almost as bad as that shitty urban legend about the snake “measuring” its owner before eating them

Snakes are precious beans unlike the gross people above who demonize and spread false information about snakes.

Honestly snakes are better than tge average person 🤷‍♂️

Dana Scully horny on main

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

beyoncé honestly just likes to play dress-up she be posting all these my life updates but then she never goes anywhere, there are no candid paparazzi pictures and you know she don’t like people……..she really just clowning around having a runway show in her 100-room labyrinth ass house for shits and giggles

But would we all not do this?

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

phoneus

the grainy filter makes me feel like I’m strapped to a hospital bed in his basement and I’m waking up slowly after passing out from blunt trauma and he’s about to torture me until I die while mocking me. I don’t know. I get that vibe from this. I think it’s the *moves you around* I picture it as being shaken violently.

I love this description of tumblr.

Reblog every time it hits my Dash

Straight women at gay bars/clubs are honestly so obnoxious and, because so many of them refuse to acknowledge that they are JUST AS HETEROSEXUAL as straight men, their weird straight entitlement isn’t even something you can get a lot of them to acknowledge. Between being grossed out at women asking them to dance/to buy them a drink and sometimes grossly staring at gay men making out, honestly they need to stay at home. And I’ve had straight friends tag along to gay clubs when I go our and that’s fine, but if you’re gonna be weird about it bitch stay in the house!

imagine thinking that straight people are homophobic for going to gay clubs

Carrie is a better anti-bullying message than 13 Reasons Why because she didn’t mail passive aggressive cassette tapes around to people who were tangentially involved she just psychically killed everyone who had ever hurt her and blew up half the town

You know Carrie is considered a horror movie right….

Whoa dude Goly fuck.. I didnt realize I’m so sorry

Its ok, i know its hard to understand the plot and theme of some movies.

thanks for telling me! i’m gonna go finish this documentary about motherhood now, idk if you’ve seen it, it’s called Rosemary’s Baby

I would read novels about these boys

Why is the Star Trek fandom so calm and collected and then the Star Wars fandom is like running by on fire, constantly

Because one has Spock and the other has Anakin

this is my favorite comment so far lol

get it sister marjorie

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