Ornithologically Biased

Nobody really knows what makes a person go to bed

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

Why does your post have lingerie on

God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢

im a protected species you fucking asshole

this is my one wild and precious life fucckkkkkkk fuckkkkkk fucckcckkkkkkk

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

This is kinda ominous ngl

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]

hey so can somebody please do something about all of this