sweet & broken

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

god those were lawless times. 

ff.net is the ancestral homeland

This is gold.

i do not see a flaw

[SLAMMING REBLOG BUTTON REPEATEDLY]

I don’t want to date. I just want to magically end up in a long-term and emotionally-secure relationship with someone cute

worldbuilding is what writers do when they want to justify a petty aesthetic choice

Worldbuilding is also what writers do when they want to justify not actually writing.

Reading this comment was like looking down to see that I’ve been stabbed through the back in the middle of gloating.

me, a fanfic writer: *touches my new fav character’s face* *whispers* I’m gonna get you laid

me, a different fanfic writer: *pets my fave character’s hair* *whispers* I’m gonna emotionally, maybe also physically, torture you

me, another fanfic writer: *boops my fave character’s nose* *whispers* I’m going to send you to an alternate universe where you make better decisions.

me, yet another fanfic writer: *grabs my fave character’s hand and squeezes softly* I’m gonna give you someone to talk to after all the trauma you’ve been through - and get you laid later.

IM GONNA DO IT ALL IN A SINGLE GOT FORSAKEN FIC

🍬💔💭

reblog and write in the tags what colors have you dyed your hair and what color it is naturally