Dr. Bean

guy that says grace before giving head

theres a patch of trash in the ocean the size of france called france

They call me wizard because I am beam attack beam attack beam attack beam attack attack attack blast your bones apart and die forever

I love supernaturals refusal to engage with aliens. They’re literally just like don’t be fucking stupid aliens aren’t real anyway here’s how we kill god

🔥All Organic Blaze It Is Then🔥

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Something about this is so genuine and funky. It feels so natural that if I heard the correct lyrics it wouldn't process as right in my brain. This man yelling about his green tea and watermelon sour patch kids fits so well with the live music playing in the background, the atmosphere, the whole situation. It's like some reverse slam poetry talking about how good life is and how the simple pleasures should be enjoyed. I'm in love with this tik tok.

I hate how 3 pm is so close to 2 pm so there's an illusion that there's still time left in the day to do things but in reality 3 pm is also close to 4 pm and if it's close to 4 pm you might as well just wait till tomorrow. <- can't argue against this by the way.