Everybody Bangs

you should be allowed to leave work as soon as someone pisses you off. the duration of my shift should depend on how stupid people are acting

the worst thing about writing or any kind of craft is having an idea you're really excited to make a reality but then you sit down and realize how much work it's going to take to get to that point and suddenly you feel like those two little gay guys in the mountain in the lord of the rings

do you remember how good it was in our head mr frodo

This movie changed my brain chemistry

i get high & start actn like joe biden

Gentrification

Whateva Wigga

Lmfao yo I’m dead

Here y’all go snatching up pieces of our culture, YET AGAIN.

Your head look like a Homer Simpson sofa butt imprint