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This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

i dont get parasocial except when i do and even then it's for a good reason

surely there has to be somebody on the internet who wants to give me $500,000 in exchange for nothing at all

now if you'll excuse me... i have images to look at

i love a dim lit room!! turn off all big lights!!!

I made soup. My heart is full of love and life again.

my blog is for the people who in group settings start talking and then stop realizing no one was listening to them. i’m listening. i would nod my head at you to continue while everyone around us is too loud to notice. you have a friend in me.

what if you were a MED STUDENT and it was you FIRST SHIFT in emergency medicine and then you spilled MYLANTA on yourself and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and then a patient BLED all over you and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and RIGHT AFTER THAT a boy BARFED BLOOD all over you and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and then a some guy PEED on you and you had to CHANGE YOUR SCRUBS and you looked like a BABY OWL

fucking love the pitt. they let the autistic girl chill with a dog fo a bit then her boss came in like "fucking love u girl my least troublesome intern wanna pick sooo much gravel out a dudes leg wound?" and she was just like 😀😀😀 incredible. banger autistic rep shes so me.

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

How fucking old are you people?

normal amount

no, actually, i can’t be friends with someone who has opposing political views. this is mostly due to the fact my views are “people deserve rights”

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it