Cacti and Centaurs

Disney buys the rights back to Venom, recasts the role with Chris Pratt.

Okay the idea of unleashing Venom fans on Chris Pratt is pretty funny, actually.

I feel like a proud fisherman whenever i listen to a lot of good music in a day. Excellent haul

I talk a lot of shit about fanfiction but I think girls who write fanfiction about f/f couples that no one else cares about are the real heroes

True love and loyalty doesn't exist except between the people who hate Taylor Swift and their swiftie tumblr mutuals

I've been called a number of slurs throughout my life and dealt with countless personal insults, but truly no word, no phrase, no lengthy paragraph has ever hurt me to the extent that being called "completely swagless" by my teenage brother has

Bruh this coffee I bought is so good I'm so fuckin alert rn I could probably do a math problem

professor dearest i don’t want to write this final paper. what if i made you a custom carrd and we called it a day