until the earth is free

Enjolras: Spent a good ten minutes ranting about the unfair treatment of nurses in comparison to doctors while a doctor was next to them.

Combeferre: Made it their goal to get through an exam just by throwing in medical trivia they had researched the night before.

Courfeyrac: Winked at a professor after making a somewhat risqué joke and wasn’t thrown out. Pure Charm.

Jehan: When asked for cause of death during their exam, responded sagely: “it was his time.”

Feuilly: Got drunk after exams and recounted the family tree of the British Royals to a professor.

Bahorel: High-fived our study skeleton and brought a hat so it wouldn’t be naked.

Bossuet: Spilled mulled wine over their lab coat while taking a study break, had to walk through the lab all day looking like a butcher.

Joly: Accidentally touched the cadavar without gloves and had to leave for half an hour.

Grantaire: Rambled for fifteen minutes despite the professor’s somewhat desperate reminder that they had asked a completely different question.

+ BONUS

Gavroche: Was keen to point out that you could probably get rich off of taking the dentures left behind in the cadavers.

Eponine: Arrived after break with a new, high quality set of scalpels etc, when asked where they got it responded with: “Don’t worry about it.”

Marius: Was studying in the lab with their crush and was so enamored they forgot to cover the cadaver back up when they left.

Cosette: Made the most beautiful study notes I have ever seen, ripped them to shreds with a satisfied smile once they passed.

Valjean to Bishop: How do you know I’m not going to murder you?

Bishop to Valjean: How do you know I’m not going to murder you?

Policeman to Valjean about new police inspector: Monsieur Le Maire, if you don’t permit the Inspector to report, I think he will burst into tears.

Javert’s spy about Marius: He is the leader of the ABC society, the largest and most dangerous of the student groups.

Enjolras to Marius about Marius going off to see Cosette: After tomorrow, you can make love to her as a free man.

Valjean, reading a letter Javert gave him: Your daughter has been seduced by a dangerous radical named Marius Pontmercy. She betrays you every night.

Grantaire to Valjean about Javert, while smiling and drunk: We have a spare bullet. We’re going to kill him.

Cosette to Gavroche after he complimented her beauty: Gavroche, you’re such a convincing liar. I fear for your mortal soul.

Marius to Cosette after she says they can ask JVJ if Marius can join them on their retreat to England: Cosette, are you crazy? Tomorrow we’re going to fight, we’re going to restore the Republic! I can’t run away now!

Fauchelevent while a nun is taking a vow: A pity.

Valjean: What?

Fauchelevent: I was thinking of next year when it will be Cosette’s turn.

Valjean: Is it a pity to be devoted to Christ?

Javert’s spy about Marius: He is the leader of the ABC society, the largest and most dangerous of the student groups.

actually makes some sense. 

Courfeyrac: OH yeah , we’re a gigantic group. Like…hundreds, no , THOUSANDS of students. All the students. It’s all them. You only ever see like twenty of them tops because of …camo.  And uh, stealth. They’re very stealthy. Students are basically masters of secrecy, you know. 

Police: And who is the leader?  

Courfeyrac: **leans in a way that might be considered significant** Police: The one they call Marius?