it's not even funny

it's called the whether because it depends

black mold and lead can’t affect me because i’m pure of heart

i often feel like a dog that's been tasked with paperwork

Being told what to do is great because then you know what to do

does anyone know how to get what you want when you're the type of person who avoids everything

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

the ideal chai latte is one of the most amazing things on this earth. it’s a shame that most cafes think they have to serve either a cup of grit or milk that they whispered the names of spices to

Creates a special glue that tries to keep us together in a world that wants to pull us apart

can i come over and touch your things and belongings

girl u mad peculiar

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