a book where men may read strange matters

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

does getting cursed by a witch show up in drug tests

was in the car with family pointing out all the empty lawn spaces around homes businesses churches etc that are used for nothing and could be replaced with wildflowers or vegetable garden or some other important ecologically functional and enjoyable thing easily

Once you see it, it's impossible to stop seeing it, and it will drive you crazy

If you go around Google Earth street view you will see that basically no other country wastes space the way USA does. We make buildings and in between them we turn huge spaces of earth into lawn because we can't think what to do with them.

Last night we let the corpse thaw

we are garlic clove. we carry the taste

SHOSHANA BEAN AND ALI LOUIS BOURZGUI WON TONIES FOR THEIR PERFORMANCE IN THE LOST BOYS HOLY SHITTTTTT

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

Mulder and Scully are sitting in their car and they're both thinking "am I a lesbian" and neither of them will say it. Mulder stays in the egg zone because being a woman "seems like a lot of effort," failing to realize that trans women can be butch & Scully likes to pretend she's simply career driven with no time for a man. But there's still that inexplicable longing. Their weird little tension. X files is yuri to me

a heatwave is a type of ancient curse

Parading his big stupid unmoving chrome body around like a sainted reliquary

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

I literally applied for access to a chinese digital repository of Zhou era pottery artifacts to make this.