a book where men may read strange matters

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

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it really rocks my world that pigeons are using magnets, and have been.

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

are you his beautiful wife? you are not his beatiful wife? sad snooting

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

i specifically requested it

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app