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i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

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I think it would be funny to write a murder mystery where not only did every single character involved have an obvious motive to kill this mf, they were actually all attempting to murder him first, but the murder attempts all cancelled each other out all except for one. Two people tried to poison him but the poisons just happen to work as antidotes for each other, and instead of killing him only gave him the shits, and due to having the shits he couldn't go hunting that day like he had planned, foiling the plans of the one who had conditioned his favourite hunting horse to panic and bolt at the cue of a whistle, and the other murder attempt of tampering with his gun so that it would have exploded his whole face off.

The whole mystery isn't about who could have done it or how, but who was the one who got lucky and actually succeeded.

terriwriting

Sherlock Holmes and The Case of Perhaps We'd Best Leave This One Alone, Watson. There Appears To Be An Excess Of Armed Maniacs In The Vicinity.

copperbadge

When I was in high school a friend of mine would host murder mystery dinners once or twice a year. They were the kind you could buy as a kit -- I don't even know if they exist anymore -- and everyone was assigned (or chose) a character, then received a booklet of clues to share. The idea was to spend an evening in a one-shot LARP designed like an Agatha Christie novel.

I was a year above most of them at school so they threw a "goodbye" murder mystery for me just before graduation, and about 2/3 of the way through the game we all realized that everyone had at least attempted to kill the victim. The game then shifted from "whodunnit" to "who succeeded in dunninit" which we all felt was not only super fun but above the usual level of narrative complexity for those games.

After we solved it, we discovered that the game wasn't from a kit -- the host had written it herself and meticulously printed out the booklets in replica style of the kits. It was the best going-away party I think I could possibly have had.

kidzbopdeathgrips

following people who are into wrestling is just like "holy shit johnny appleseed just hit burner hurtzog (evil artfilm director-themed wrestler) with the Prostate Puncher 5000! can't fucking stand that guy!" like all day long

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orange-catsidy

brxdyking

it really rocks my world that pigeons are using magnets, and have been.

#birds #birding #pigeon

bluechanas

ai this ai that how about we invent a printer that works first

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miranda8138

hey, why do 2 squirrels chase each other

miranda8138

also why do birds sit perfectly on top of things

hey, why do 2 squirrels chase each other

#squirrel

kosmogrl

let’s lock in thursday

rnismatch

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

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todaysbird

getting northern licked by a northern flicker

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Today’s the sort of day where you might convince yourself you are interested in jogging. Ride that high

cutecipher

mr sit on your phone

rickybabyboy

Is my tummy for:

bothering?

leave alone and respectful?

Ricky.

Voting ended onDec 24, 2025

laughroditee

"She's so beautiful! I bet she goes to the library."

- my 7 year old daughter

hirtenstar

allsadnshit

Calling something "breakfastless behavior" just the modern day "you forget yourself"

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ames-draws

I'm fed up with "maybe later".

fairycosmos

girl help i'm turning 30 in a few days and i've done fuck all with my life

fuck all is a classic 30 year old thing to do. youre right on track

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