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the audacity they had to recast her

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mom and dad ♡

robertphilip

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MIDNIGHT SUN SPOILER This. Just read this. Look at how PURE. Yes I’m crying. Shuddup

lionlamb17

THIS HAD ME WEAKKKKK

q--uileutes

that post about jacob calling edward dad i IMMEDIATELY thought of the vine where the little kid goes “daddy?!” and the camera whips around to a teenage girl and she goes “DO I LOOK LIKE—"

DO I LOOK–

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TWiliGHT On mY DASHBOARD!?! its more likely than you think.

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rm-renfield

any vampires who need permission 2 enter my house….. u have my permission…. u wanna come through my window in a flurry of fog & wind? u can do that….. wanna drink my blood & take me away to ur big vampire castle? alright friend, go for it

haveyoumetmythief

The only thing that is scary about vampires is the chance that they will not love me back

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the twilight saga - alternate book covers

argumate

but monsterfuckers, have you considered that humans are the real monsters

geekandmisandry

Stop trying to make me fuck humans, it is gross and I won’t.

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kmarx

me: says something incoherent, walks away

howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen

champagnemoon

why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase

andhumanslovedstories

You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase

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tinyjanevolturi

rosaliemayipleasehavesomecoochi

Source on Edward being “the dumbest bitch alive”?

emmettmccartycullen

If vampires are dead, and blood flow is required to make an erection, how does Edward get it up for sex?

The vampire cum discourse is getting started early tonight, I see

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shesnake

straight vampires are so unrealistic

shesnake

imagine being heterosexual for all eternity.. pass

exigencelost

Okay look. Stephanie Meyer contributed four (4) cool things to the contemporary fantasy genre, which I shall now list here in the hopes of getting it out of my system. In descending order of importance:

1. Writing a story about a girl who wants something. Plot driven by a woman’s (non-vilified) desire. Truly dreadful execution but still a good idea, sort of a literary incarnation of the “he a little confused but he got the spirit” meme.

2. The fact that when Bella becomes a vampire she can still breathe but “there’s no relief tied to the action” which I remember verbatim because it fucking slapped. The idea of human physical sensations being partially defined by our mortality and the sensations still exist after you become undead but your experience of them is fundamentally different because you no longer need any of it? Extremely cool. The closest Meyer came to taking an interesting stance on vampires being dead.

3. Werewolves are immortal but they can literally stop whenever they want. That shit’s hilarious. Curse of immortality who.

4. The fact that vampires don’t sleep or get tired so their communally-raised baby doesn’t have a crib because she is always in someone’s arms. That was extremely cute and there’s a different, better book contained somewhere in that specific concept.

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5. Depression being represented by like 6 blank chapters titled with months.

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