Jesus Was Team Edward

I can't encounter the word effervescent without thinking of edward and the snail

Y’all don’t know the money I’d pay to have seen the rest of the movies made under Catherine Hardwick’s direction.

linkin park was right. i’ve become so numb

-Bella Swan

What kind of hell existence is it where you can’t cry??? Smeyer what the fuck?

Also - imagine not being able to sleep!!! Ever!!!

I just got a mental image of edward on all fours trying to cry but just dry heaving like a cat

*wakes up* oh fuck i need to protect women *runs out into heavy traffic*

*thinks of all my worst memories so that every empath in a mile radius takes psychic damage*

edward when jasper attacked bella at her birthday party