Petrichor

I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose

Vampire girl explaining that vampires don’t necessarily have to kill someone to drink their blood, but she did kind of kill a lot of people back when she was all depressed pre-transition: “when I was an egg I ate four dozen lads”

genuinely one of my favourite details about Bram Stokers Dracula that isn't really transferred to the pop culture is that vampires have irridescent eyes, they appear brown at a glance, however when light is reflected on them they seem to go red!

also like the cowboy part can we please stop omitting the fact that there is a real ass cowboy in Bram Stokers Dracula and hes from real ass Texas and he has a fucking gun and he tries to fucking shoot Dracula

Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.

Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.

These are the beans of a killer, Bella.

im generally not a very jealous person so i am feeling lots of brand new emotions right now

i'm an expert on being jealous you can ask me anything you're confused about

how do i kill everything thats ever lived

Emmett whispering in Bella’s ear while she’s writhing in agony as she becomes a vampire: I’ll give you $50 if you pretend you don’t remember Edward when you wake up