Mi casa es su casa

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

If you guys keep reblogging this, the devil might repost it to YouTube shorts and then the big man upstairs will see it and then I'll never get into heaven. Is that what you want

Beautiful none of us are getting into heaven, enjoy your belly bulge

Damn, that's useful

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

OH HELL THE FUCK YES

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

Gentle reminder that the human eye is naturally drawn by noise and movement, so the next time you walk into a crowd or a bit late into a lecture or something like that, they’re not staring at you or judging; it’s just an instinctive reaction that has nothing to do with you doing anything wrong.

This really helps my anxiety.

oh.

I like to believe that for a brief second, everyone looks at me thinking I might be a snack

the more you listen to it, the funnier it gets

Audio: dramatic piano. The husky screams along, vaguely keeping the rhythm but not the tune

That last ROO always gets me

deciding one day that you want to build a life for yourself is so scary. like damn I really want to live… I’m new to this. where do I even begin

it's really funny how the entire world basically just blew the fuck up six short years ago and nobody wants to admit that that may have had some lasting consequences lmao

i Really love when two characters are really quite similar but in such a way that they just hate eachother onsight.. dog barking at a mirror type beef

movies would be better if they were about women

“this is how you age when you’re unproblematic” NO! stop assigning moral weight to attractiveness! I am not hot because I’m a good person! I am hot because all of my friends are gorgeous! I’m absorbing their beauty! Like a vampire! Because I’m evil!

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

World Heritage Post

my roommate was talking to her best friend about their mutual acquaintance and she just said “do you find him a distasteful individual” in a completely normal tone and they kept talking and her bff says she doesn’t like him because she thinks he’s a “sensualist” ??? why is this dialogue from a jane austen novel