Let's ship everything

a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline

a MARSH is a wetland with other forms of vegetation

a PEATLAND is a wetland whose soil concentrates decaying organic matter, becoming peat

I am not immune to behemoth Adrian propaganda

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

#ilya baby get behind me

(sorry @joyousmistake these tags killed me)

My favorite doomed age gap yuri

That how he finds out Bruce Wayne is Batman. And that HE is Bruce's stalker.

Average Hornkus Binglefuck outfit

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

funny idea i just got for an Eridian character. meet Hardtack

like a sick victorian child

this fanfic shit easy

james: OH REALLY???

Anyway, after the next Boston/Montreal game Ilya shows up to practice genuinely looking like he’s been mauled. His entire body is covered in hickeys and bruises that look suspiciously like bite marks - his neck is basically covered in purpling marks with a fair few centred on his chest but a couple of the bruises trail further down, one on his pubic bone, a couple on his thighs, and the darkest one on his hip, a large circle of clear teeth marks - not only that but his back has been practically scratched to ribbons. Ilya is basically a walking sign spelling out “TAKEN - BACK OFF” and when the gossip of Ilya Rozanov apparently having been locked down by a wild animal reaches the Montreal locker room Shane can’t help the proud little smile that blooms on his face because, yes, that’s his man.

incredible prev tags