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Someone: *looking at my tattoos* why would you tarnish your body's temple like that??

Me: It's not like I'm looking to keep the resale value

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Therapist: How much do you trust yourself?

Me: I'm afraid to eat my own cooking

#therapist #meme #my words #adhd feels #neurodivergent #shitpost #funny conversations

I'm rewatching Big Hero 6 and I just noticed something. Tadashi and Hiro were in foster care. At the start of the movie, Tadashi says "You graduated high school at 15, and this is what you do with it?" Which means we can assume Hiro is either 15 or 16. Then, on the drive home from the bot fight, aunt Cass says "10 years I've been doing the best I can." Which means she took them in when Hiro was 5 or 6. But THEN when Tadashi says "what would mum and dad think?" Hiro responds with "I don't know, they died when I was 3." Which means there were two years where Tadashi and Hiro weren't with aunt Cass yet after their parents died, which means they were most likely in the foster care system

#or could just be a plot hole idk #disney #big hero 6 #tadashi #movie secrets #comfort movie #hiro hamada #animation

To anyone who decorates their house for christmas by like lining the silhouette with lights because your house is next to a main road or a railway so passengers going by can feel all warm and cosy inside, from the bottom of my heart thank you, getting those lights on the roof or around your trees must've been tiresome and you're what's holding the Christmas aesthetic and humanity as a whole together.

#christmas #hannukah #winter #faith in humanity #christmas decoration

James Michael Tyler: What can I get for you?

Matthew Perry: Oh wow...uh the usual I guess

James: (smiles)

Matthew: What?

James: It's just, I missed you guys, haven't had anyone to make coffee for in a while

☕️

#we'll miss you both #friends #matthew perry #james michael tyler #after life after death #rip #dearly missed #central perk #we'll try to keep it down

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New research has found that Lou Alcott, (Louisa May Alcott) author of little women could've been living as a trans man, or generally wasn't cisgender as they insisted on being called Lou and expressed strong dissatisfaction with being a woman, not only because of a patriarchal society but because of the feeling within itself, and how disconnected they felt with the identity.

So, whenever someone tries to argue "There wasn't any of this gender trans non binary nonsense in my day, it was all so simple"

Lou Alcott was born in 1832.

It wasn't 'simple'

It was oppressive.

Sources

https://gcn.ie/little-women-author-lou-may-alcott-identity/

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/12/24/opinion/did-the-mother-of-young-adult-literature-identify-as-a-man.html

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2022/05/little-women-author-louisa-may-alcott-transgender-man/

#trans news #gay news #gay history #trans history #little women #louisa may alcott #19th century #lgbtq rights #we need to wise up and let people be who they are #Lou is considered one of the great classic novelists but could've been killed before getting the chance to write just because of an identity #fiction

I just really want to be hugged the way Eugene and Rapunzel hug after they save each other's lives.

#I just need to be cradled #is flynn ryder considered a preferred name coz he seemed to like it more when she called him Eugene #tangled #disney princess envy #I already have the traumatic character development just give me the goddamn happy ending #my words #secret desire #hug #virtual hugs to all #right goodbye for now

They played "Running up that hill" in the freaking MRI SCANNER

#stranger things #kate bush #max mayfield #sadie sink #stranger things 4 #I had to stop myself from laughing #mike gets vecna'd #vecna is coming #in a trance #vecna song #oh the irony #ironic #life imitating art #mri scan

(Me and my dad playing trivial pursuit)

Me: Well.., I was gonna say cats or wolves but-

Dad: Yes! So which is it, cats or wolves?

Me: Oh! Cats!!!

Dad: no, foxes :)

Me: ...

#and I wonder why I have trust issues #funny conversations #trivial pursuit #trivia #the question was about a leicester sports team #neurodivergent #im new here

Porter: have you been getting any sleep

Me: yeah kinda, they wake you up for different things though, blood pressure and stuff

Porter: yeah I get that, I once had a friend in here and they woke him up at 4am to give him sleep medication

#funny conversations #funny quotes #oh the irony #irony #my brother thought porters only worked in the morgue #hospital life #insomnia #ironique

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Hi there! I don't know you, you don't know me, to be honest we probably don't care about each others existence. And that's perfect.

I am currently in hospital for the forseeable future and I've been jotting down funny things I've heard and seen as well as my thoughts about this whole process.

So this is basically a disclaimer about whats coming up on my page, if you don't care that's fine because this is purely a cure for boredom and a place to get the thoughts out of my head and out of the notebook.

But if you do care, follow along I guess :)

Happy Sunday ♡

#spilled ink #blog #disability #hospitallife #my diary #hospital diary #hospital drama #funny quotes #I'm never gonna give you up #never gonna let you down #never gonna turn around #and desert you #anyway #my words #lets see where this goes #dash commentary #disabled community

If I hyperfixate on a new obsession, (which happens pretty much weekly) and you are either close to me or someone I feel would also benefit in also finding out about this thing,

Then it will also become your problem

And you're welcome

For example last week it was Dan Jolles, this week it is gothic german fashion

#random thoughts #the beauty of adhd #neurodivergent #next week who knows #I have both short term and long term obsessions #I'm like a magpie with shiny trinkets #2am thoughts #friendship things #adhd feels

If you have seen water evaporating in a humid environment, you may be entitled to condensation

#I don't even know if my science checks out I just wanted to make a joke and wasnt bothered to do research #dad jokes #bad puns #jokes #komedyen #science puns

beholdtheclever-idiot

"This book was so good I couldn't put it down"

No

I don't want that,

When I read a book I want to feel the need to put it to contemplate the intensity/ drama/ wholesomeness/ horror or whatever it may be that I just read

All I want from a book is at least one moment where I slam the book down, stare blankly into space for a while only to go

Holy shit

As a writer this is also everything I aspire to achieve

Have a nice day

beholdtheclever-idiot

The tag bookstagram was an typo I'm aware tags like that aren't welcome here

"This book was so good I couldn't put it down"

No

I don't want that,

When I read a book I want to feel the need to put it to contemplate the intensity/ drama/ wholesomeness/ horror or whatever it may be that I just read

All I want from a book is at least one moment where I slam the book down, stare blankly into space for a while only to go

Holy shit

As a writer this is also everything I aspire to achieve

Have a nice day

#bookstagram #bookaddict #bookporn #neurodivergent #hol up hol up #my words #is this too much to ask #literary nerd #word nerd #adhd feels #bless all the comfort characters mwah

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Energy should be treated as currency. People in perfect health are rich, and people with chronic illnesses whether it be mental or physical are poor. Everything seems to cost twice as much to people who are poor.

Simple tasks seem a lot more expensive than they might seem to someone else, due to insufficient funds, which leads to the poor being mocked for being cheap/lazy. Even though they're just doing their absolute best to get by, which is difficult in their situation. Sometimes we need to spend money on things we really don't want to spend money on.

Some rich people don't realise how rich they are, some poor people don't realise how poor they are.

Poor people are not inferior or less capable than rich people, they just need to be more careful with their money, and in desperate times might need financial help.

Save your damn money where you can,

Or you'll end up bankrupt

#this made more sense in my head #i was painting the fence in the rain and after a while it started seeming pretty damn expensive #neurodivergent #chronic illness #mentally ill #my words #analogy #mental health analogy #adhdawareness #adhd feels #tfw

[1920s New york gangsta detective voice] Psst. You, yeah you. Dya wanna know what's fucking annoying?

The fact that symptoms of SLEEP DEPRIVATION

Are the things that KEEP YOU AWAKE

#I'm too tired to sleep pls help

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