Bennie

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?

you guys are never gonna believe what just happened to me

There are only 3,000 billionaires. Just saying.

'Aro people aren't against love' I am. Break up with your boyfriend

someone at work told me 'oh, just ask chat' when i raised a casual question and i asked what she meant and she said 'you know, chatgpt' like im an idiot. and i should get an award for the fact that i did not start snarling and biting and killing

good news! all the ink stayed INSIDE the inkwell this time at least

WHO THE FUCK IS HUA CHENG???

if you were a weapon, (and you are one now. i’ve made you into one just by reading this) what kind of weapon would you be?

i am no longer asking i need answers people. tell me what weapon your soul is forged into.