Beetroot Mountain

oh i'm going to misusle and straight up fuckle this knowledge so badly

I wish I could go to a doctor and just list every single symptom I ever experienced no matter how small and unconnected they seem and the doctor is nice and patient and knows everything and they nod and smile and explain that every symptom I ever experienced is connected to like one rare and often overlooked issue that's sooooo easy to fix with like. a pill. and then I never have to worry about anything ever again.

Doesn't even have to be nice. Could be House MD about it. Just get it done.

big fan of when you peel back all layers of a character and at the bottom of it there's love

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

im makeing blood yall want any

What jobs even exist