Beetroot Mountain

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

the unstoppable force is tonguing the immovable object and it seems to be enjoying the experience

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

oh i'm going to misusle and straight up fuckle this knowledge so badly

I wish I could go to a doctor and just list every single symptom I ever experienced no matter how small and unconnected they seem and the doctor is nice and patient and knows everything and they nod and smile and explain that every symptom I ever experienced is connected to like one rare and often overlooked issue that's sooooo easy to fix with like. a pill. and then I never have to worry about anything ever again.

Doesn't even have to be nice. Could be House MD about it. Just get it done.

big fan of when you peel back all layers of a character and at the bottom of it there's love

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

im makeing blood yall want any

What jobs even exist