cowboy enthusiast and tragedy enjoyer

theres some stuff im rather abnormal about

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

fandom stop reducing women to mothers, sisters, and daughters, challenge level: impossible

Okay, assignment understood, but when you think about it, a character (be them a man, woman, ghost, worm, robot, or anything else) is only as interesting as their relationships…

friendship and human connection is a thing outside of those other labels btw

fandom stop reducing women to mothers, sisters, and daughters, challenge level: impossible

computa make my mutuals have a great day

put on my leitmotif bro i feel a monologue coming on

do u think i can go for a run today or is that something only normal people are allowed to do

weird animals run all the time dude

im going to go for a scamper and scare everyone

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women

to be clear since this is making the rounds: she has to be an absolute loser in no way that can be pinned on her gender. no "i'm just a girl tee-hee" stuff. straight up just a loser (nondenominational)

addendum: she must be the most important person in the whole narrative

unfortunately i dont think its queerbaiting if the creator is just so terminally heterosexual that they never remotely considered the same gender relationship their show is centered around could be read as romantic. it is deeply painful however.

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should