I just heard the mighty bellow of a beast outside. Great. Just what I need.

sorry no i can't make it i'm sprawled on these cathedral steps while spitting up the blood. yeah its gonna be all day

when he attempts to avoid the tragic fate that has been prophesied to him and in doing so only serves to fulfill it 😩😳🥵

at least once a day you should read a poem that slices you clean in half. and then you go to the post office or something

Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys

*clearly covered in blood and guts but trying to act normal* Ok. Maybe i did awaken my inner beast. So what. Fuck you guys

one thing you have to understand is sometimes a girl will express her need to kill and you just have to be understanding. this is natural just like shoplifting

Fucking kill it, little girl next door

wholesome content

booty shorts that say “i took my love, i took it down. climbed a mountain and i turned around. and i saw my reflection in the snow covered hills til the landslide brought me down. oh, mirror in the sky, what is love? can the child within my heart rise above? can i sail through the changin' ocean tides? can i handle the seasons of my life? well, i’ve been afraid of changing cause i’ve built my life around you. but time makes you bolder, even children get older, and i’m gettin' older, too” on the ass

booty shorts with “i love you most ardently” on the ass