Ham Napkin

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

childhood friends to complete strangers

Ohhhh, the truck is the big brother :)

Like showing your baby bump to the family pet 🥺

Your therapist asks you "Who in this image do you see yourself as?" and then shows you a drawing of two shirtless skinny anime catboys with a thread of saliva going between their lips

It was actually just an ink blot but thank you, this gives me a lot to work with

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

every time gale misses a firebolt i hover over the orb in his hotbar for 30 seconds just to show him i could do it

every time shadowheart misses sacred flame i kiss her on the cheek kindly and tell her it's not her fault all thr enemies in this game have positive dexterity modifiers