Berri

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

Who names their character Susan

I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

don’t be sad because sad spelled backwards is das und das ist nicht gut