Beep Beep Is In The Corner

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

We need to conquer space travel for the only reason that zero-g would allow for new never before seen pastries, you know how the top of the muffin is the best part? Well that is because it is exposed to air so it changes the chemistry, in normal earth gravity it is impossible to make a muffin that is all top part because it needs to be placed somewhere which would restrict air flow, however in zero g it would be possible to make a bubble out of muffin dough which gets optimal airflow and becomes an all-top part muffin... This is the dream...

The fact that this is completely incomprehensible to me makes it funnier than if I could understand it

skill issue. i understand it completely

I get @'ed a lot when my animations get 'stolen', but the latest reupload was of someone else's reupload. The quality gets worse each time, so eventually I'll get a mention saying "this is stolen from DeepBlueInk!" and it'll just be a single pixel with Brennan Lee Mulligan's voice

"Tidal Rose" taking a quarter of the screen really got me

my name's cougar but my friends call me mountain lion and my mama calls me puma and today's my first day at big cat high. i'm so nervous i hope they don't realize i'm not panthera >ܫ<

emo cheetah jughead smoking behind the school: it's hopeless, catamount. they'll never see us as 'real' big cats... us outcats gotta stick together -ﻌ•

since i rewatched project hail mary AND visited the prague orloj. the scene where grace and rocky compare clocks from their planets. prague orloj vs brno orloj