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Richie: Well, if we’re not, we did something really weird last night

Bev:*scoots closer to Ben* Hey Ben I don’t really understand this chapter can you explain it to me?

Ben: Sure no problem (◕ᴗ◕✿)

Richie:*scoots closer to Eddie* Hey Eds I don’t really underst-

Eddie:Richieit’sthefifthfuckingtimeIsweartoGodI’mgonnabeatyouupwiththisbookwhatissocomplicatedforyoutounderstanditsthesimplestproblemeverhowcanyounot-

Bill: H-hey Stan d-do you need m-me t-to expl-pl-

Stan:

Ben: His alarm didn’t go off.

Riche: All three alarms, all with battery backups? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?

Bev: Oh! He was taken in his sleep.

Richie: That’s what I’m talking about. Super dark, Bev, but way more plausible than Ben’s idiotic alarm clock theory.

eddie: “yes, my mother does know that i‘m homosexual.”

richie: “oh… well, you wanna fuck?”

eddie: “no. never. not in a million years.”

111111 months later I fall in this fandom sorry