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You giveth love, a defil’d name

i still don’t understand the phrase “luck of the irish” because the luck of the irish is, historically speaking, fucking terrible.

*gets zero notes on a post* could it be? am i just not connecting to the youth anymore?

#whatever nightmares the future holds are but dreams compared to what’s behind me (via darkastered)

ok but hONESTLY. WHERE DID THE VENTS THING COME FROM. WHERE.

WHYYYYY

I never get tired of this

MIIIIIEEEEEEEEEERDA

I HAD A HEART ATTACK

this post is Bad and so i’m taking it over with a more worthwhile discussion. what is everyone’s favorite shrek movie and why? mine is definitely shrek 2 like i know sequels hardly ever outshine originals but shrek 2 is just an incredible movie. i feel the humor was just more solid throughout and it did an excellent job of expanding on this fantasy/modern world that we only really got a taste of in the first shrek film. the new characters also really held their own next to the ones we already knew and didn’t feel like shallow Sequel Characters only created to force a plot.

i agree Shrek 2 was at least on par with if not better than Shrek 1. shrek 1 of course had the more distinctive soundtrack but shrek 2’s plot was a fantastic continuation

I own shrek 2 and no other shreks and I’m not sure if I own it because it is the best or if I think it’s the best because I’ve seen it the most times due to owning it. Truly a chicken and egg problem.

personally i thought shrek 2 was clearly inferior and that the characterization of the titular character was deeply lacking. however, that said, the final musical number in which the fairy godmother sings “i need a hero” pretty much makes up for every failing that shrek 2 otherwise has

Peter Parker caught in an endless five year loop. Reliving High School over, and over, and over. Tasting the victory of adulthood for only a moment before he’s snapped back to a teenage hellscape. Free him.

#each time#he has a new face#but he remembers#he always remembers via cosmiccelery

#was the past better? #no #but was young harrison ford there #yes

back in my day we didn’t call it “shitposting”, we called it “nightblogging” and blamed the australians