WAIT THE PINNED POST OH I GET THE JELLO GETTING SUCKED UP THING.
WHY DID YOU REQUEST IT ON A KINK CHANNEL????!3! you baffle me
Oh Boy. Insane the series of events that happen all the time on the internet that no one could fucking predict happening. This somehow involves a kink channel, me, some guy named Huggbees on YouTube and I guess CNN??
OKAY so, I make a random post 3 years ago about how vacuuming jello through a metal tube would make a neat sound - it gets popular, 200,000 notes later, I guess some random channel on YouTube takes this as an opportunity to make a video doing just that! "Haha weird" I think to myself as I go on living my life, blissfully ignorant of their crimes. I then get an odd number of asks and messages today saying shit like "Why did you request a Jello vacuuming kink video" - I wonder what the FUCK is going on.
This channel's ENTIRE thing is sucking shit up with a fucking vacuum. And I was his ticket to the big times!! I never requested this!!! He used my name like I was some cash-cow Jello slut. In an odd turn of events the video was sent to some YouTube channel called Huggbees who learned about this video directly from CNN. I guess CNN and Huggbees had a kerfuffle which led Huggbees to be in direct-contact with an employee over at CNN - this employee was gonna make a "top 5" article on goofy videos or someshit but they scrapped the project because I guess this shit gets people secretly horny?? and CNN doesnβt like that. And then you look through this vacuum channel to find a small niche audience of horny vacuum people, excited, enticed by the next food item or dust, or whatever floats their boat, that this little henry hoover motherfucker is gonna suck up next. I feel complicit to a fucked up sexy Jello vacuum CNN conspiracy, which is great.
