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i cant do this bro look at his little face, hugging his favourite person in the world, look at how happy he is nahhhhhh england i love you thank you for putting this on his face pleaseeee carry on like this 😭😭🙏🙏

#i read about stones' romantic antics and he's now cancelled but i still fancy him and he's still allowed to play with pickford #pickford my son my child #pickle #shtonesh #england nt #futbol

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etheltempest

they are trying to cancel hank green for saying what ALL hockey fans have been thinking

kolurize

#it's because football goalies are skilled and beautiful #if pickford were a hockey goalie he'd concede nothing in his entire career #yes i will fight yes #yes #futbol #sports #cancel hank green

thewrongblues

have some more england national team meme dumps

#the pickle/stones 'pissing me the fuck off' one sent me to the moon #england nt #futbol #pickle #shtonesh #judey #w8 im gonna tag #ricecakes #and #gordon #idk why i dont have a nickname for gordon #u must earn more of my affection gordon #their one looks like an old painting

huijsen

#english commentators when we're winning #futbol

phasedepoule

happy pride month.

harpomarxs

#am i obsessed with the tense intersection of queerness and compulsive heterosexuality in patriarchy??? Yes.

i cooked here

#futbol

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colourinverse

All good but why is Pickford asking to suck sum in the middle of the match? Is he in heat?

#sorry this made me laugh so loud #world cup 26 #futbol #pickle #england nt

huijsen

no one’s taking him away from you lad

#oh?#...#well followers i might have a new Classic Tumblr Hyperfixation for the next week or so #my 2 faves (2 of my.. 4 faves)#pickle #shtonesh #england nt #futbol #world cup 26

hendolish

thinking about this again… diverse king (lol)👑

#what?????#Baby #jordan pickford #pickle #futbol #england nt #excuse me everton is written on the blu part of the bisexual flag this fucks lmao

canirove

#thank u rice #i Care abt the match A Lot but when it goes badly .. i sexualise men #taps aff is consolation prize #lets look at the 15 or so men in england who are in shape #futbol #ricecake

wincaraz

#why don't they show this on tv #instead of FUCKASS ALAN SHEARER #SHUT UP ALAN FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!#i hate it here #lmao #world cup 26 #why is it a nonstop stream of alan shearer droning on saying stuff like #'there are men on the pitch and theyre playing football'#BITCH WE KNOW GET OUT OF THE WAY SPENCE HAS HIS TOP OFF????#spence

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canirove

England Vs. Argentina | FIFA World Cup 2026 | 15.07.2026

#is it just me or is rice kinda..#futbol #ricecake

sl0wdiver

Pickford isn't asking for the hydration break he's asking for a pint

#world cup 26 #futbol #pickle

jeezilikesports

me too mick me too

#mick to be the next manager #world cup 26 #futbol

loveridden1999

#was he shit talking him in spanish?#i need 2 know what he said #judey #world cup 26

karacaroldanvers

england was absolutely robbed, you’re telling me it was fair fifatina won when they pulled these moves and didn’t get carded for them?

#argentina win without trying to rip the opposing team's limbs off w the ref turning a blind eye challenge: impossible #world cup 26 #futbol

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glamrockk3ily

he is so funny like he doesn’t even try lol

#i'm gonna rewatch this match #this part had me laughing out loud #world cup 26 #as if i'm gonna have more than 3 posts in that tag #now we're oot #haaland #futbol

washedupkam

kunfyouzed

@lecmonica tags passed peer review

#tags don't pass peer review from a certified bisexual #it's not a man crush it's a crush #it's just a crush #you fancy him you're not straight #-brings down gavel-#futbol #sorry followers for making you read the 'offered you a taste' thing british men are weird

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