Me, Myself, and Me

say what you want about millenials but at least we dont lick our fingers to turn a page

this is a visual metaphor for my little pony

I refuse to believe this. I literally won’t NO just NO

If Hillary Clinton wins two terms as president, 16-year-olds in 2024 will have never had a white male president.

When I was little I thought “prima donna” was “pre-Madonna” as in an era before Madonna

...is it not?

if your parents bought you a car, don’t ask why i don’t drive yet. if your parents pay for your college, don’t ask why i’m not going to school. if your parents paid for your apartment, don’t tell me i should move out. not everyone gets the handouts that you do.

This just spoke to me on a level not discovered by humanity yet.

#thingsfafsadoesntunderstand

This is satisfying to me.

the tiny men are free at last!

did u know lip size is actually related to geographical origins bc more skin= more heat given off so people in hotter areas developed bigger fuller lips to help stay cool and people from colder areas have smaller lips to help retain heat

anyways stop sucking on those damn cups

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

Parading hate and ignorance around as entertainment disguised as news.

this is never going to not be funny 

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

and then he proceeds to break everything else Chris Pratt is a legend

Chris Pratt is like a big golden retriever puppy that doesn’t know his own strength omg